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Ash

@ashmgm.bsky.social
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barely a person. We subscribe to compassion over here. He/hymn/hiss

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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh the gnats! The gadflies! The horror!
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me whenever I see someone taking a phone call on speaker in a crowded place. 😒
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
all these companies tryna bring back nostalgia with none of the original ingredients cuz capitalism whooping their ass. keep it.
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Good job" underhanded ass high five. Boy, if you don't...
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Chris Tucker's 'Move' Gesture
ALT: Chris Tucker's 'Move' Gesture
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If your business requires me to create an account, verify my email, accept seventeen cookies, download an app, and solve a captcha just to buy one thing, I no longer want the thing.
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hate that I chuckled. Ain't shit funny about these fuckers
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stupidity bores me. Next
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The Rascal King of Gregging @therascalking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can we stop doing this please?
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale.

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If it's not one NSA, it's another
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Ellenⓥ🌱☮︎ @ennievegan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
💔
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jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
This nigga unprovoked: “yeah I don’t really like Megan. What do you think about Tory?” Also this nigga: “yeah Steven Universe was a good show until they started with all the weird LGBTQ stuff..” Me:
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Doll Says 'Ew' with Funny Face
ALT: Doll Says 'Ew' with Funny Face
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Greed. Power. Money. Control. IMHO, they use religion to control the stupid/ignorant.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
The long way *IS* the short cut.
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rewatching HTGAWM and the night of that first murder was truly shitty from Michaela's point of view 😭 sis couldn't catch a break 😂
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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DiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you for reminding me, cartoon coyote
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Working on 9/11 has always felt ghetto to me.
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Pacific Observation Post @carldownunder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You’d have to be severely stupid to believe this.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Someone call Olivia Pope. I've had enough.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Proving Mitch McConnell is alive would be the easiest thing in the world if he were alive.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank you to the USPS whistleblower. May your courage be contagious.
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KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No matter the distraction, THIS is always at the root.
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The fact that they were the first group I was worried for speaks volumes
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Joseph Dennis @jd1515151.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We are sending "aid" to Israel so Israel can turn around and use the aid to buy our politicians-- to send more "aid" to Israel? This must be what they call the "circular jerk carousel".
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If y'all don't turn the AC on this train OFF
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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
queer and trans ppl already seen it coming from 1000 miles away
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Dorothy Zbornak's Blank Stare
Alt: Dorothy Zbornak's Blank disapproving Stare
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 01/09/2026
Wanda Sykes: “I feel like I’ve been stuck in the shittiest escape room ever... I can't figure it out! All the clues have been redacted. 🫣 What are we living, y'all? Stranger Things ain't got shit on us." 😂
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Am example of community, by the way. Love this
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Absolutely NO LIES TOLD...
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Periwinkle
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supertrapperkeeper @supertrapperkeeper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
fun fact: sometimes the frontlines come to *you*
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
1) They'll die before they consider their elected officials are maybe not good for them. 2) Yes. Next question.
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who is the strongest Charmed One and why is it Phoebe?
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Coco Montrese: Get Her, Jade! (RPDR)
ALT: Coco Montrese: Get Her, Jade! (RPDR)
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Which Disney song(s) do you get stuck in your head occasionally? I have two: Jump to the Rhythm by Jordan Pruitt; Cheetah-licious Christmas by the Cheetah Girls 🤓🥴
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Crazy • Scary • Spooky • Hilarious @spookycoochiegawd.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
I really do wanna do a lot of non-penetrative things. Snuggling. Heavy makeout sessions. Touching. Feeling. Allat.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Puppy and flower
Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
not a single person has wondered whether dolly's life had any meaning because she didn't have any kids. it's almost like your legacy is about what YOU do with your time here.
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Mind Blown Reaction
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Crazy • Scary • Spooky • Hilarious @spookycoochiegawd.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
Don’t try to tickle me bc I will swing on you
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Ash @ashmgm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Omg LYON smurfed that series #LCS
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naginikills.bsky.social @naginikills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Black Mirror episode come to life
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No New Data Centers It doesn’t have to be this way.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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