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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

if they can plan to illegally demolish the kennedy center, theres nothing preventing the robbery of priceless things and historic cultural pieces from it beforehand

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

zero context quote skeets that go hard

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

yeaaaaaaaaa he gonna do it anyway bc the supreme court decided nothing he does while in office is punishable by law so thats great

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

surely this will go very very well

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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

while we’re on the subject, did anyone else have a random stuffed rosie o’donnell doll from the 90s that said like four different things (i think one was just her laughing,) or have the microplastics finally become 80% of my brain

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

was raised in a rural 95% (or more) white town where other white people said this about black residents all the time, or even worse would say “you’re the whitest black person i know” or smth like it. because it was such a sheltered town i didnt know how fucked up that was until college. COLLEGE.

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

yall ever see that video from carol burnett’s talkback where the lady in the back asks how they clean the studio floors, or witnessed like any hobby club meeting that only boomers attend, cause…

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

help lmao im imagining this written on an apology cake

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

hello yes i believe i just witnessed a murder

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Ohwoisme @kmohwoisme.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

You’re absolutely right. We should not have so many people on SNAP. Because jobs should pay enough FOR PEOPLE TO EAT.

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Faulty Frannie @faultyfrannie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My compliments to the Reaper on a great draft pick

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

they rly taxidermied mitch mcconnell like damn thats crazy bro

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i was really hoping for at confirmation on least one of two most likely options. the grim reaper came thru and said “how about the secret third option?” and, well, i cannot complain about the secret third option.

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Michael Scott's Surprised 'Yeah Excellent' Reaction

Alt: Michael Scott's Surprised 'Yeah Excellent' Reaction

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

still alarming that such a large amount of people went “sure, yeah, this grown-ass man got a nazi tattoo without realizing, from (i assume) a grown-ass tattoo artist who also did not realize”

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

what a great day to have not gotten invested in graham platner over the last however long its been i hope any and all of the survivors are doing okay

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

i love fireworks for myself but i hate fireworks more for animals and anyone with ptsd, sensory issues & risks from flashing lights (yall know those ones that are just flashbangs) even more

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

i for one support the angry indigenous spirits doing whatever it is that angry indigenous spirits do

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Me: extremely based. Me, one second later: hold up, this is the bare fucking minimum and has not been provided until NOW

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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 21/06/2026

See, also: dog police

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

and remember, there is every reason to shame melania other than the fact that she was once a sex worker

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

elongated muskrat gets to go unchecked with random subsidies while i have to let social security into my bank account tomorrow so they can monitor it to make sure i, as a disabled person, am both flat broke and not experiencing a single shred of joy before they deny giving me money again

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

personally i love that they told him he needs to take his fuckass name off the building i-don’t-care amount of days before, after, nearby his certainly-too-high-a-number’th birthday

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

claude: “and you know what, i’ll fuck your wife about it too”

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

i need you all to know how jarring it is to have just woken up from a real good nap and having this be the first thing you read

Screenshot of the bluesky trending topic bar that reads: treasury secretary, milli vanilli
Or, if you too have just woken up from a good nap, it reads Treasury Secretary: Milli Vanilli

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

sounds like politicians need to learn how to live within their means

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

or they could just do everyone a favor and throw all their electronic devices into the rising ocean

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

just yknow checking to make sure the career dem strategy is still “do the exact same thing over and over and hope the gop is enough of a shitshow that we win”

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

how it feels to find out ur former abuser is finally getting put on blast and dragged through the mud after four years, and you have receipts for some of the people who are likely to say they never actually took his side

media.tenor.com

a woman is making a funny face while a man is taking a picture of her .

Alt: a woman smiles and places a tiara on her head.

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

grew up catholic, have not been active in some time, have ye olde Religious Trauma, upset that the p3dophilia gets downplayed and is just “the thing we know about, but dont talk about” and still have some hope based on the acceptance of popes francis and leo that the church can continue progressing

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

mildly shocked that this hasnt been the top of the trending feed every day since trending feeds began

A screenshot of my Discover page on bluesky, cropped to the first trending topic: trump’s mental fitness

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

thinking about that time our instant ink subscription ran out, and instead of just not sending a new ink cartridge that month, hp completely bricked our printer and we could not do a single thing unless we re-upped the subscription #capitalism

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

vindictive bitches supporting vindictive bitches

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

another performative feminist man turns out to actually be a predator, and in other news, fork found in kitchen

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

added alt text. this is what ive been saying when ppl fall over themselves to defend officials that are on “their side” (yall know who.) “blabla theyre actually fighting for us” they didnt even scramble back to dc in the face of mortal peril. they all posted little novellas abt the mortal peril.

Jamie Bonkiewicz
.@JamieBonkiewicz

Yesterday proved that if a president wanted to, on a whim, he could kill millions of people and Congress wouldn't even bother to reconvene to stop him.

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Can we start another thing to move solar fields from actual fields to being placed over top of parking lots to keep cars cool and land clear

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

i felt like this needed a quick repost, just, i wonder if both of them were still alive if they would be like “yea maybe call it something different now”

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

yknow how sick i’ve been from my chronic illnesses lately? i just learned about the partial shutdown bc i dropped my parents at the airport at 4:30am, decided to look on find my friends to see if they made it to the place ok, and the last point they pinged from was detroit, NOT laguardia

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

(still vote tho, just know that elections will be going sideways at every turn)

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

chronic pain squad: which of your joints always starts hurting first when a weather system is coming and why is it left knee

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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 09/03/2026

What good are influencers if they never work together to spread "wear a mask" campaigns Or "get your shots" reels. How many people do we need to see pretending to be wealthy on the same vacations?

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

i once saw someone say “everyone believes they’re the good guys,” and no, ICE knows they’re evil, people join ICE to be evil and have a gang of village idiots to be evil with. i find myself quoting this vine a lot

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a boy wearing glasses and a red shirt is standing in a room with the words " when " on the bottom

Alt: a boy wearing glasses and a red shirt is standing in a room with the words " when eill you learn that your actions have consequences " on screen

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laz (acetaminotistic) @littlelaz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

CRUSTY! GNOME!!! IS A 🐤!!! 🦵!!!!! ⏸️0️⃣!!!!!!!!

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