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Ashley

@ashleyford.bsky.social
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Disgraced former congresswoman. Sad Nebraska fan & alum.

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Ashley @ashleyford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Same old Nebraska
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Ashley @ashleyford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Think anyone apologized after an arrest was made? Of course not. #cornell
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Anna Lind-Guzik @alindguzik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hard to think of anything less abstract and more materially consequential than being pregnant
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
our culture i think has more visibility and consequence for gender based violence than most throughout human history, but we have allowed the ugliness that feeds it to thrive unabated in tandem
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Ashley @ashleyford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It me
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Ashley @ashleyford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MICHIGAN IS DUMB
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Ashley @ashleyford.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dream podcast today @sportsgossipshow.bsky.social. Loved hearing from icons @lucyrohden.bsky.social and @jessicasmetana.bsky.social!
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
College football on my tv
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Jeremy Glover @jgrantglover.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Edited "big thumbs up" meme with three panels showing one person (with the Buc ee's logo for a head) standing apart from a group of people circled up talking. In the first panel the lone person is shouting "We'll never open a location in Illinois!!!". In the second panel, the group has turned to look at him with blank expressions and one of them gives an exaggerated thumbs up. In the third frame the group has gone back to talking to each other and ignoring the solitary person.
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
need a way to access fb marketplace without ever, even for one second, encountering facebook
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Approximately 1 out of 3 women will experience sexual and/or physical abuse in their lifetime and you still have men claiming that allegations must be false because there are too many of them. It’s actually the opposite. The vast majority allegations will never become public
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 21/07/2026
Ooh I know this one. It's by BANNING THE PERVERT GLASSES
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Personally, I think it’s a good goal to live your life in a way that folks don’t have to go “please be nice” right when you die
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No World Cup game today, guess I'll go fuck myself then
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think there are enough French bulldogs
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
to be a woman is to want to constantly scream and cry at the same time
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JC (baseball season type) @conductress.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
FUCKING THIS. EVERY DAMN DAY we have to deal with a whole bunch of putting some man's "value to society" over our basic humanity. EVERY DAY. "But he'll be a good president." Find someone else. "But he's a good comedian." So will someone else be. "But he catches footballs good." FUCK OFF WITH THAT.
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Ashley @ashleyford.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I will always hate Iowa. Always. Go Big Red forever.
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Ashley @ashleyford.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Absolutely not. No. We don’t need this.
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Ashley @ashleyford.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
NEBRASKETBALL!!!! 🌽🌽🌽
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
He doesn’t care even a tiny little bit about you.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
congress sounds cool i wish it was real
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Chicagoan Marimar Martinez, who Border Patrol agent Charles Exum shot in October, just concluded her testimony before a bicameral forum on DHS agents' violent behavior in Washington DC. She concluded with this remark: "If there's no justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
as an adult and accomplished person who has succeeded at several important things in life, whenever i am challenged with a new dilemma, i like to take two steps back, gather my breath and say "are you fuckin kidding me right now, what the fuck"
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Once again failed to teach my dogs the only command I want them to know: “Be normal.”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
if you try to serve me a ‘woman-sized dinner’ i’m going to bury one of my ‘woman-sized fists’ in your eye socket
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
In addition to be overjoyed that Mamdani won, I'm incredibly relieved that a serial sexual abuser lost.
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Mike Johnson’s position is young pregnant American women shouldn’t have to wait before being turned away to die in the parking lot from an ectopic pregnancy the hospital is afraid to treat
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract. EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence. Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets. Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe. It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Only in America could you have a "school shooting industry."
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment: "To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
college football today
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.
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