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Ashe

@ashearmstrong.bsky.social
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Author, anarchist, metalhead, and all around goober. Be excellent to each other and party on. 🏳️‍🌈 Cis, he/him www.ashearmstrong.com

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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 12h
ARISE (1990) Mixed media - 20” x 20” I took the opportunity with this commission—an album cover for Sepultura—to experiment and have fun. 

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A pair of spiky lobster-like claws pull a strand through a human brain. Suspended above, the abstract shape of a body hangs upside down, wavy and transparent. Inside appears to be human faces screaming in horror intermixed with internal organs (intestines and spine). The structure the claws protrude from is an amalgam of body parts, human and otherwise, including a pair of mismatched blue eyes, a deformed mouth full of uneven teeth. A path atop a winding stone wall leads up to the grotesque monument from the green, grass-like-yet-alien vegetation in the foreground. Behind the structure murky water gently ripples.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 12h
Why are there bones in the muffler too? Who would even do that?!
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 COMMISSIONS OPEN @blacksalander.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nyx
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is the spooky season and #Orctober, which means spooky reads & orc reads! Guess what? You can get both from me! Grimluk is an orc with one purpose: hunting demons. Get your spooky on with a queernorm world full of magic & monsters! www.books2read.com/rl/grimluk/ www.patreon.com/ashearmstrong
An old west-styled sign that reads "Grimluk Demon Hunter", with claw marks and purple blood splattered on it.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Jim Carrey's Gross Gagging Reaction
Alt: Jim Carrey's dry heaving reaction from Dumb & Dumber.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Man I thought it was really fuckin weird that Trejo would be involved in any of that given his background.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 09/01/2024
ok time to log on to the information superhighway and use my little ape brain to process the individual traumas of 8 billion people at once this will be fine
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CarsonDrewIt @carson-drew-it.com · 04/10/2026
Artist! Quote with your art with dramatic lighting!
A digital sketch of a person holding up a gnarled staff to ward against a large horned and feathered creature and several other humanoid creatures.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/10/2026
people keep making movies where the premise is "it's kind of like a man but it looks like a monstrous freak but it's nice and sexy and doesn't abuse the woman so it's basically the most romantic thing ever" and men keep not getting it.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There is literally no elephant in the picture. Not a single one. No elephant whatsoever.
After being caught eating sugarcane, a baby elephant, tried to hide behind a light pole 

(Two images without a single baby elephant)
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah but consider: dragging the flag owner deep into the woods and stabbing more than their foot.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Herheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Bloodborne #ブラッドボーン
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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolutely wild. And now so common.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Goddamn. If I was in Georgia, I'd vote for that guy. The videos of him beating the brakes off the other guy while maintaining consistent messaging is, at this point, astounding to see from a white Democrat.
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Thomas Feichtmeir @cyangmou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In 2017 Universal wanted to start their cinematic "Dark Universe" with a Mummy movie. During the production I was chosen as background artist for a companion game, developed in just 8 months crunch. The movie wasn't just bad but considered worst movie of the year which destroyed the games sales.
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Kiana Hamm @kianahamm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Keeping up the theme of nature horror and werewolves… the finished concept for the undead werewolf sketches from earlier. I made this concept in 2021 and these enemies weren’t added to the game until years later.
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you wish to help out with Hunter's massive vet bill (which was quoted lower, but surprise came out at the top end), the GoFundMe page is: www.gofundme.com/f/please-hel...
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Donate to Please Help Me Breathe Again — Help Save Hunter, organized by Adriana Munoz
Hi, my name is Adriana Muñoz, and I’m asking for help to save my beloved… Adriana Munoz needs your support for Please Help Me Breathe Again — Help Save Hunter
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not really in pain today but I am pretty tired. I avoided napping and got stuff done but it's been a low spoons day. Low mood, for the most part. Bleh.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need someone to paint my nails. I haven't had purple nails in a while...
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like the idea of a governor's council but I'm also, however cynically or pessimistically, expecting a civil war and a fracturing into smaller regional nations. Maybe that would stem the tide of bullshit. I don't know. There's a whole host of things that could maybe make things Better™.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The US is a weird beast because, frankly, we're too damn big and half the time, states operate like independent nations. "State's rights" gets yelled. And then we have this one person who's supposed to run it and you might as well just burn your soul if you had any good intentions.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All presidents are war criminals.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 06/10/2026
dumb things I wish to make for myself
shoddy doodle of a skull with strong arms and legs; text says “this is my gym shirt I am getting strong”
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just saw the phrase, "No gods, only monsters," and holy shit, YES!
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Curious how you can help? We ask that you sign our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union, share it with your communities, and keep an eye on this account for future updates! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
going as slutty dissociation for halloween this year
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 06/10/2026
Target creature gains protection from layoffs and AI kotaku.com/the-dungeons-and-dragons…
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The Dungeons and Dragons and Magic: The Gathering Teams Are Forming A Union - Kotaku
If successful, this unionization effort would bring almost every Wizards of the Coast IP under union representation
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Lasangyaaa @nyaaaaati.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had a shoot today!!! Turned out really nice 🫪
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll allow it.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Am I just too weird to spread thru bluesky or am I just not controversial enough? The real answer is I don't post enough. Pineapple belongs in pizza and if you disagree, you're a coward.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only exception I might make would be Star Trek but the idea I have for that is very specific and would NOT be standard Trek. Potentially in a good way but non-standard to a great degree. It would never happen because of that though. I'll probably recycle the idea eventually.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The farther along I get in my career, the less I want to play with other people's toys. Except The Crow. Some of that is just that engaging with that world only has a few rules and the biggest is Explore Grief and Anger. How you do that can vary wildly.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is the spooky season and #Orctober, which means spooky reads & orc reads! Guess what? You can get both from me! Grimluk is an orc with one purpose: hunting demons. Get your spooky on with a queernorm world full of magic & monsters! www.books2read.com/rl/grimluk/ www.patreon.com/ashearmstrong
An old west-styled sign that reads "Grimluk Demon Hunter", with claw marks and purple blood splattered on it.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Silly Baby Behind Glass Door
Alt: Small child mushing their face against a glass for and moving it around
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I genuinely don't know what it was but a guy had a tray of stuff and a vampire asked what he was going to do with a little ball but it was like holy water or something and the vamp screamed and I have never been able to figure out what it was because my father was flipping channels and I was 5.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quality control eats into profits. What about the shareholders?!
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because the AI bros have eaten up all the ram and harddrives.
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The Beardly Ben @thebeardlyben.art · 04/10/2026
Another one for #Orctober! This time it's half-orc/gnoll warrior chef Barny and his wolf familiar North from our Prophecy of Varaxes campaign. #Orctober2026 #orc #gnoll #digitalart #illustration
An illustration of a chubby male half orc/gnoll standing in a snowy blizzard summoning a green ghostly wolf familiar from his magical sword.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GOT 'EM! I'm sorry, Hillary, I hit pause at the end and this is what I got. I have distilled your essence into Sarcastic Muppet.
A screencap of Hillary's video where Ashe paused at just the right time to capture a spectacularly muppet style expression on Hillary's face.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The symbiosis is real! We need word of mouth just as much as y'all!
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly, I just started searching through artists I knew on Twitter prior to the move to Bluesky. Would do the same thing now, though I've built up a decent list of y'all. I will also shove people at my friends.
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Ashe @ashearmstrong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The urge to use Vatican money to make my atheist ass art wars with my urge to spit on the Vatican for being FUCKING AWFUL. Thankfully they're not actually offering patronage so I can continue hating. But uuuuh...wow.
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James Jakins @bethteva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyone have a manuscript in need of an edit?
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