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Andrew Savage

@asav.bsky.social
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Software Engineer that loves music and the downfall of capitalism.

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Villainy VS Consequences @villainyvs.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
On the SECOND day of #Pointandclickmas Santa Villainy gave to meee... 5 x copies of @Grundislav.games Rosewater on Steam! 🎄 Visit the competition link to enter: buff.ly/52Pwwch 🎁 Winners drawn on 25th December! ❄️ #Giveaway #Indiegames
A group of friendly and determined cowboy dressed folk hover above the game title Rosewater. The image also relays there are 5 copies of the game Rosewater to win for Steam.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
NO WASTED TIME - dashare.zone ADMIN
IF I DONT NEED TO OUT RUN ANY ONE I AINT HOPPIN ON DA TREADMILL!!!! WHAT IF I IMPROVE MY CARDIO VAVSCULAR SYSTEM FOR NOTHING??? EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW IF SOCIETY ENDS WE WILL STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND PAY FOR ALL OUR SHIT ,BECUASE WHEN MILLION'S OF PEOPLE DIED FROM DA PANDEMIC THEY MADE US "RETURN TO OFFICE" EVEN TOHUGH COMPUTER JOBS ARE THE SAME IF YOU DO THEM FROM HOME BUT THEY CANT WATCH YOU AS MUCH,,, DA TEXT SAY'S "IM WAITING TO SEE IF SOCIETY ENDS BEFORE I BOTHER GETTING IN SHAPE" , IF SHYT TURNS INTO "FALL OUT NEW VEGAS" THEN WE ALL THINK WERE GONNA BE THE COURIER AND SHOOT BENNY BUT WERE GONGA BE THE RAIDER WHO'S NAME SHOWS UP IN RED ON SOMEONES VATS, AND THERE GONNA TAKE US OUT BEFORE WE EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ,AND WE WONT EVEN GET TO MEET WALTER GOGINS "DA HOT GHOUL" I HATE THIS SHIT PLANET - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
finally, scientific evidence for what i have been saying for decades: children are stupid
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
LimeWire Wrapped

1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac
2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv
3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3
4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav
5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I just want to RIP while I'm alive.
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Aaron Goodwin @theinfamous.gdub.online · 30/11/2024
When they go juggalo we go juggahi
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Puppy pic
Cute dog
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Insta has shown me 4 targeted added for extra large hats/beanies. How do they know I have a big head? I’ve never searched for larger hats. I’m scared.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
I can’t tell if I have ADHD or if everyone is just telling me I have ADHD.
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kate @katbrush.art · 09/11/2023
bro chill out you’re being kind of a homestar bummer
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
The 80’s were wild, man.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
KEEP HONKING - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLATON FIGUREING OUT WHATS WRONG WITH THERE DAMN SELF BECAUSE, 1. I AINT PAYEN HUNDREDS OF DOLLERS TO A DOCTER, 2. THE DAMB DOCTER DOSENT EVEN WANT TO SEE ME FOR 2 MONTHS, AND ALSO IM IN HERE SO I KNOW WHAT IT FEEL'S LIKE IN HERE, THE DOCTER IS JUST SITTEN ON THERE LITTLE STOOL AND GUESSING WHATS INSIDE OF ME SO FUCK OF!!!! AND THE TEXT SAYS "KEEP HONKING IM SELF DIAGNOSING "-DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Haven’t ordered DoorDash in 3 days. Please clap.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Olive Garden will always be the best place to go when you want to pay $35 for 7 tortellini.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Being a TV Ad executive would be easy. Just come up with a conversation that no one has ever had about your product.
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Final Fantasy X (2001)
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Cup that says I [square block] unicode
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
good morning!
front side of box of captain crunch “oops all berries” cereal but it’s “technically all berries” with the tagline “poisonous and tastes terrible!” with a bowl full of halved avocados and full tomatoes, watermelon, eggplant, olives, holly berries, and whole bananas
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Can I get the Sunday Scaries on Saturday?
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Only young people get to be an “Old Soul”. Us oldies can only hope for an “Age Appropriate Soul”.
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emma 🧿 @blackpansyx.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
This is my only cheesy pickup line
Like of pickup trucks with cheese in the beds of all of them
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Went back to the Funko Pop store just to fart.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Sorry, I’ll move. I’m just going to be in the way for the rest of my life. I can’t help it.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
No drugs, thank you. I’m sweaty enough without a cocaine addiction.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
I can’t tell if I’m all sweaty because it’s hot out or because I’m awkward and always uncomfortable.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
I just farted in the Funko Pop store in the Seattle airport.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
The orcas have been quiet. What are they planning?
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Humans are not ready for time travel. Someone would travel back in time to teach slang to George Washington. History books would say shit like, “Father, no cap: I cut the tree.”
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Oh shit. Elon is going to build an underwater city.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Wife and I was on the kiss cam at a baseball game. Each and every person at that game owes me 3 dollars.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Disney is afraid of doing a “Bedknobs and Broomstick” reboot that is just porn on a magic bed.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
How do you make friends if you never leave the house and hate small talk?
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
I’ve just ordered a sandwich from the highest person I have ever met. This might be the best sandwich I have ever eaten.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Ben Shapiro has the emotional range of an 19th century child ghost.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I’ve humiliated myself a lot in life. And let me tell ya, it hurts the same every time.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Become your own boss and sexually harass yourself.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
X is what someone in 2002 would name their Newgrounds flash animation of two stick figures doing matrix bullet-time shit.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Elon renaming Twitter to X has got some real “George Constanza want to have the nickname T-Bone” energy.
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
What the hell is a FunkoPop? And why is it the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen?
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
This is literally me (at one point)
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
I need more video games where the final boss is God.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 19/07/2023
GET HIS FIT
A "GET HIS FIT" Meme for the wizard from The Sword and The Stone

Labeled are:

Gucci GG07155A Yellow & Purple Sunglasses: $299

Supreme x new Era Champions Box Logo Hat 'Red': $175

Guess Jeans Vintage Striped Tee: $135

Irish Blackthorn Root Knobbed Walking Stick: $90

Cheech & Chong Basketball Shorts: $88

Custom Chuck 70s Vintage Canvas: $110
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
realising i haven't seen anyone do the "just fucking google it" in a long wile, and it's not because people got nicer, it's because google doesn't actually work great anymore
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Andrew Savage @asav.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
I keep stealing pies off of windowsills. But is it my fault that the aroma causes me to float over to the pie in a scent induced trance? The system is ridged.
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Daniel @escargotpro.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
So apparently Charles Barkley is repeatedly going to bars doing this routine



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Charles Barkley Destroys Critics of Bud Light: They’re ‘Rednecks’ and ‘A**holes’

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Charles Barkley spoke out against critics of Bud Light over the weekend calling them “rednecks.”

The clip began to circulate on TikTok via @NBA24Highlights, which showed Barkley
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