Reposted by Aaron SarkaLake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 7hCurrent* conditions near Algoma, WI: 091
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 8hWhy is the Washington Post running ads for Susan Collins in their social media headlines? If you remove the phrase "who steers millions of dollars to Maine" you end up with a standard A-political recap of the debate that doesn't sound clunky as hell. And yet.... 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 8hHe eats the sun and drinks the skies.youtu.beChang eats the sun and drinks the skyYouTube video by JovenPerro10 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 20hMy man looks like the titular star of Bryan Singer's "Gumby". 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Lindsey Graham liked his sister more than he liked me and it made me very jealous. Anyway, vote for her." It's so fucking weird. 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The millennial urged to slap a photo of Laquan Mcdonald on all the new "All gave some.." CPD billboards throughout Chicago. 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026These fuzzy buddies from the classic Wishbone episode "Bark To The Future". 100
Reposted by Aaron SarkaRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve been a media witness to two federal executions. One was Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh. The other, a week later, was a drug kingpin named Juan Raul Garza. My conclusion after watching both men die: The death penalty should not exist. Period. It fixes nothing, and it erodes our souls. 501235276
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AI used to just be spellcheck and now it seems uniquely bad at that part. 000
Reposted by Aaron SarkaJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/09/2026IF JOHN FOGERTY WAS A GAMER: 🎼Just about an hour ago I set my game on "load" Seekin' some zombie torture And terror from Umbrella Co. Maps got bad, and maps got worse I don't know where I am Oh lord I'm stuck in Raccoon again 1132
Reposted by Aaron Sarkasirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Student-led theater inevitably becomes under-negotiated S/m 2142
Reposted by Aaron SarkaSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 38391302850
Reposted by Aaron SarkaKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Better things are possible. 301300159
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have a 3-year-old at home. Does Olaf sing "Choosin' Texas"? No? Then I've never heard it. 040
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I say the same thing when asked about my 3 year old pooping on the potty. 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy Birthday to myself and my Alderperson @leniann.bsky.social. 🎉 110
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Meta Commercial: People say AI will make us all disconnected. Everybody: Nobody is saying that. Meta Commercial: They say AI will drive us all further apart. Everybody: That is nobody's complaint. 110
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Great replacement theory but for book awards. Bret thought he was being really smart and insightful here, huh? He probably got paid more for this hack column than the average family makes in a year. 0253
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Imagine stabbing someone and then telling them that you're the only doctor that can save their life because any other doctor would just stab them more. 010
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What JD is essentially saying here is that every time he hears a pronoun he visualizes genitals. 010
Reposted by Aaron SarkaShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026every story like this now makes me think of the boaters in Michigan who thought the river would bring them back to their car, the reason people spend so much time talking about the median voter but never seem to know any is because the median voter is an idiot you wouldn't trust to watch paint dry 1548536
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I take the Occam's Razor approach. He genuinely believes that no one will protest if it's for the military because how could they? Only a trader would protest against a strong military. It's not a sexy reason, but he is a pretty basic guy. 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As a child, you think Jurassic Park is about dinosaurs. As an adult, you understand it's about capitalism. And dinosaurs. 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026These AI companies keep cloning me and drowning my clone in a magic act. It's starting to feel a lot like... 010
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I wake up in the morning with no knowledge of anything and these tech companies have left these clues for me everywhere. It's starting to feel a lot like Memento. 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's weird. These tech companies approach me with thoughts and ideas. Feels a little bit like Inception. 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you want to see the most disgusting hype men ever, check the comments sections for anything posted by Will Stancil and Adam Mockler. 000
Reposted by Aaron SarkaRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT." 7891022928
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I come from Yoopers. I went to elementary school in the Midland/Bay City/Saginaw area. Until middle school, I believed that this war was taught at the same level as the Civil War or World War II. 010
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Thank God Lindsey Graham isn't alive to see this," I say while looking at literally anything. 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is devastating news. I thought we were so much further along than this. 000
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Listen to Ben on this. There are plenty of reasons to have a healthy skepticism of AI. The Singularity snuffing us all out is not one of them. 100
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was in cross country in high school. We all ran our races at the same time. So I guess I don't understand this sacred fairness in children's sports nonsense. And I know that it's just their way of safely expressing their bigotry through the last monoculture, but they sound weird. 000
Reposted by Aaron SarkaChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.” 12561111622
Reposted by Aaron SarkaMC Nietzsche @mcnietzsche.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Stealing this from a discord with no shame 533976
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In today's edition of: Only Democrats Have Personal Agency 010
Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm worried that "took a meeting with" is the new "took a picture with". Let's all chill. 010
Reposted by Aaron SarkaAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026a nazi pedophile that loves data centers is fully funding the republican partys midterm efforts 552407481
Reposted by Aaron SarkaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026As gas prices soar it’s important to remember that the vast majority of the time, the spike in cost is not the president’s fault, but this time it’s absolutely the president’s fault. 17856120
Reposted by Aaron SarkaJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979531450
