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"Lindsey Graham liked his sister more than he liked me and it made me very jealous. Anyway, vote for her." It's so fucking weird.

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But what happens to the Doomsday cult when the date passes?

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You've never snuggled up on the lap of a fellow bigot? Just to get a closer look?

He has no idea what they're talking about. In this moment. No idea.

The millennial urged to slap a photo of Laquan Mcdonald on all the new "All gave some.." CPD billboards throughout Chicago.

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I had a recurring nightmare of these things swarming my bedroom.

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These fuzzy buddies from the classic Wishbone episode "Bark To The Future".

An absolutely horrific Morlock from the Wishbone episode based on HG Wells' The Time Machine.

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Sam Altman asked a computer about the future and it told him what he wanted to hear.

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How about we just reclaim cringe as an absence of cynicism?

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Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That's a lot of guys shouting "make it more vulgar" into their phones.

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Obviously betting markets exacerbate all of this. Have you heard the slogan of "Bet365"? "Winning is everything" Fucking ghouls.

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Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sports are great! American sports culture is not. It's a deeply unwell cesspool of bread and circuses full of audiences who apply it to every aspect of their lives.

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Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"I watch a lot of football, I watch a lot of sports." These yahoos turn "watching sports" into a personality and wonder why they have no idea what's happening in the real world. Have you SEEN Republican ads during "sports"? They know how disconnected their audience is.

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve been a media witness to two federal executions. One was Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh. The other, a week later, was a drug kingpin named Juan Raul Garza. My conclusion after watching both men die: The death penalty should not exist. Period. It fixes nothing, and it erodes our souls.

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Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No Doctor has ever looked more like The Master

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Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AI used to just be spellcheck and now it seems uniquely bad at that part.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/09/2026

IF JOHN FOGERTY WAS A GAMER: 🎼Just about an hour ago I set my game on "load" Seekin' some zombie torture And terror from Umbrella Co. Maps got bad, and maps got worse I don't know where I am Oh lord I'm stuck in Raccoon again

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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Student-led theater inevitably becomes under-negotiated S/m

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Better things are possible.

Graphic with a quote from KAPOW Handbook, it reads:

“Cynicism is for losers.
We can build the world we want to see”

At the bottom, it displays the URL: https://kapow.works/handbook

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Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have a 3-year-old at home. Does Olaf sing "Choosin' Texas"? No? Then I've never heard it.

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Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

But he's a real working man! Lost a finger at Arby's and everything 😐 Who cares if he has one of the most notoriously volatile tempers in American politics....

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Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Always feels special when it's on the equinox.

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And just like that, we found out how much power Trump has by his own admission.

To clarify, after watching the rest of this interview, she means she has a very positive relationship with Putin. Not Ukrainian families. The head kidnapper.

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I lie awake at night thinking about what they got paid for that.

I say the same thing when asked about my 3 year old pooping on the potty.

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And he'll tell everyone that "fun fact" until the day he dies because it's the only way he can let the world know that he already knew it and didn't just learn it at 80 years of age. Which is pretty D-U-M-B.

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The joy it brings him. It's the first time he's laughed in months. Of course it was quietly in his head and to himself. Daddy told him real men don't laugh.

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Can you imagine how excited he is to tell everyone that Ford's Theater isn't actually named after Gerald Ford "but most people don't know that".

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Aaron Sarka @asarka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Happy Birthday to myself and my Alderperson @leniann.bsky.social. 🎉

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It seems similar to how they had a fake office for Trump's dad to go to.