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@asapanj.bsky.social
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lets start a mosh pit

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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nah fuck it if you get raped in college they should just give you the degree and unlimited time and access to take or not take more classes for your own enrichment for the rest of your life for free, i don't even care about "what's fair to the other students" anymore
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got this on my feed & the tiktok AI suggested search was “why do indians do flips” ,,, bruh
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a special place in Hell for people like me. It's cushy. Comfortable seating and ample snacks. It's not nearly as painful as the Hell for ordinary people.
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bamfalu.bsky.social @bamfalu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Repping the ultimate state fair shirt, thanks to @roryblank.bsky.social
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just woke up to my phone yelling at me for “waking up” 3 hours ago bc in 2026, steve jobs’ apple watch cannot tell the difference between me waking up & its own death by zero battery
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just found out my cat is obsessed w smell of raw garlic. adding it to her list which currently has catnip (predictable) and chlorine (insane)
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
interrupting my friend irl to announce that someone gave a free award to my comment on reddit
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
its my cat’s birthday!!! baby girl’s officially 6 years old & my first gift is to get to work so she can get her space
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
recently clocked that my cat will give me extra attention rightttt before she saunters off for her alone time. i think she thinks she has to fulfill my attention quota so i don’t get up & bother her she’s right, it works every time
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just watched laszlo jump on my nightstand & stretch in preparation to knock my stuff off. my lil marathon runner
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
pls keep me in your thoughts & prayers, ‘we’re dead’ podcast is on hiatus
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
white guy coworker who i’ve recently befriended: blah blah blah samsara me: you know, its wild how much white men love to namedrop samsara to me. like what is with— white guy coworker: completely get you. i am in fact buddhist
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
nah i’m dead, why did she decide to go above my robovac’s head straight to its manager
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
laszlo absolutely thinks i’m dying when i’m on my period (tbf what else would blood signify to a cat) bc she will NOT leave my side
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/09/2026
Opting out of all Lindsay Clancy news moving forward. Cease and desist attempting to tell me about this. Thank you
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Actors love to play characters being bad at acting, to make it look like acting is hard. Whatever. I'll be impressed by your acting skill when you show me you're capable of playing an actor acting better than you can actually act. That's good acting.
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
odyssey (and k3g i guess) spoilers below didn’t clock KJo’s homage to the Odyssey until i saw Nolan’s adaptation last night Daijaan recognizing Hrithik from him being bad at tying his shoes has to be a direct reference to the old servant lady recognizing Odysseus from his ankle scar
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
skipping dinner so when my cat lies down on my stomach, we can purr in unison ✨
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how to tell google alerts i could not care less about the new harry potter, i only looked up jkr a couple weeks ago bc i thought she was getting owned
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
fav work moment is when someone can’t open something & needs help. “i can do it!” i rush to assist that 10% of the time i actually do open that container, i’m flyin so high
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
work has these double doors that are motion activated from one side, badge access from the other. i’m about to go through from the badge side & see them slowly closing so i immediately go terminator mode & book it through. keep in mind, i do have my badge on me, i just didn’t want to use it
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
been watching PBS Drama a lot lately (its just constant Agatha Christie TV adaptations) and its so charming to see how TV was in the 80s. at one point they were driving & it was sooo obvious they used green screen & i LOVE it
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
lying down in bed after cleaning my ceiling fan, scrolling through studies i found on google about how bad ceiling fan dust is, feeling superior to the anjali of yesterday
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
sometimes i think we're all riffing on something funny only to find out other people involved are sincerely, extremely mad
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
recently learned The Parkers is widely considered a mid show which honestly brings a LOT of weird oddities into focus,,,, like how the main cast (besides Mo’Nique) never got big enough. and how all the actors who did cameos have it super hidden in their wiki filmography. and how—
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the tiktok went on to say that thinking this way is a symptom of OCD. now what if i’m not questioning it & am fully sure i’m evil, what does that one mean
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my cat can’t decide if me coming home early is good (more time to hang) or bad (i must be trying to trap her) so she’s decided on 50/50. she’ll come cuddle w me but the moment i make eye contact, she’s 100 ft away in a different room entirely
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My fav incredibly condescending political thing that people say is trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, which to me, is to say the poor people are just correct
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Grim Melody Pratt @timpratt.org · 15/08/2026
I was watching a movie a few months ago and was like “wow there is a LOT of voiceover in this film” and then realized that audio description for the visually impaired was turned on
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
started watching The Sheep Detectives & was a lil confused by Hugh Jackman doing the intro in Japanese but figured his bilingualism was central to the plot. 30 min later, found out my default audio was set to Japanese
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thrills, deux @gogokaghagraa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you've made it!
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
watching 2010s TV reruns is crazy. katy perry’s adlibbing while cheering on a child flossing on stage singing an overly disguised basketball metaphor
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
finally got someone on reddit to tell me to kill myself. rly feel like i belong
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
x.com/RadishHarmer...
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12/08/2026
It's kind of interesting how we have different experiences, lives, and philosophies, and yet there's one thing we can all agree on: Prisons should number in the tens of thousands, be owned by private citizens with no oversight and explicit permission and encouragement to brutalize people for profit.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s crazy that after thousands of years of human civilisation we still don’t know what causes solar eclipses
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
was tryna go into a Walmart today & there was a car waiting for me to cross so i start running Terminator-style (not on purpose, that’s how i run, move on already) but i’m so locked in i drop my phone on the crosswalk. i pick it up & walk in, i think everything’s fine
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
eric roberts this, eric roberts that, y’all don’t understand how hard it is to be insanely hot. why waste time being a good father when you can look in a mirror instead
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
clicking this like i got no clue lmaooo
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
tv show sequels are bad for one reason: you need conflict & relatability for a show to work but!!! diehard fans of the original have spent years imagining the characters living happily ever after. they rely on nostalgia for views when that’s the one demo that HATES the sequel
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
my phone background cycles through a folder of laszlo pics & this one had me tearing up on a wednesday morning
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
fully assembled salad!!! i used this recipe www.chefdehome.com/recipes/944/... my mods: added broccoli & carrots pre-roast & roughly chopped baby spinach post-roast. i fear this will be on heavy rotation going forward
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anjali @asapanj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
making a (cooked) side salad for my pasta, look at how beautiful it looks pre-roast
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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