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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣

@artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social
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Just a neuro-spicy nerd trying to make sense of the world. Artist, tabletop gamer, non-binary person 💛🤍💜🖤 Discordian Pope, Subgenius Yeti, Happy Mutant Protect Trans Kids

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember that embarrassing thing you did in middle school? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thinking about the time a former coworker told me me they "don't really like music that is too repetitive." My Daft Punk loving ass was like "well that is certainly an opinion you can have"
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's Oblique Strategies reading: Use fewer notes
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 01/10/2026
Please accept this perfect photo of Maxx who believes himself invisible as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, and double check that curtain isn’t see-thru.
Maxx hiding behind a sheer gold curtain.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's Oblique Strategies reading: Is there something missing?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@lisathebeauty1

It's bare minimum friday, don't you let that job stress you out today
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tumble out of bed? Check Stumble into the kitchen? Check Pour myself a cup of ambition? Check Happy Dolly Parton Day!
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Gender of the Day™ is a decorative gourd
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re just normal men
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IT MUST BE CATURDAY!
P1- NANCY ANSWERS THE DOOR AND A MOUSE TRAP SALESMAN LOOKS IN A SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO WITH A ROOM FULL OF CATS
SALESMAN:HELLO! I’M SELLING A LITTLE ARTICLE- - ER - - ER - - NEVER MIND!!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today's Oblique Strategies reading: Retrace your steps
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today's Oblique Strategies reading: What wouldn't you do?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration of Max Headroom, a shiny, fast/talking electric man who lived inside a TV who we all liked in the 80s. He has a very tall head with an odd stripey blond hair cut and a goofy grin. He’s wearing white wayfarers and a shiny white, wide shouldered jacket over a lilac colored shirt and black bow tie. The background is intersecting colored perspective lines sort of forming the idea of a box. Colorful type following the perspective of the walls reads ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY’.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration drawn in a loose sketchy pencil style of four small, generalized sparrow-type birds of no specific species perching in a tangle of branches. Near each bird are words in a hand drawn blackletter style reading ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’.
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tonight in D&D we had a sick hallway fight in an underwater lair against fishmen and other assorted weirdos. Smoke bomb in a hallway, flamethrowering, drop kicking, Eldritch Blasting, throwing down ball bearings, Cleric Polymorphing themself into a giant crocodile. Absolute nonsense in the best way.
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"You get damage, and you get damage. I'm the Oprah of pain!" My friend, on their turn in combat in D&D right now
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today's Oblique Strategies reading: Do nothing for as long as possible
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is in fact, radical
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
everybodys meowing for the weekend
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes,  sitting in a sunny windowsill. The sheer curtains of the window frame his face and some of his body. Fish looks out in the distance and opens his mouth slightly, as if he is about to meow. His pupils are small from the sunlight.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today's Oblique Strategies reading: Turn it upside down
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching John Carpenter's They Live and there being commercial breaks is really pretty funny
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today's Oblique Strategies reading: Question the heroic approach
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration done in a black and white graphite style with white highlight on a gray grainy paper background of a hand from the front in a fingers-crossed gesture. From the heel of the palm and down the wrist is lettering reading, ‘maybe it will happen today’. The hand is cropped beetle the lettering and surrounded with decorative rays and circles.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/09/2026
OH NO ALL THE "AI" IS DOWN Anyway
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Timeline cleanse from the Black Flute Brigade of Los Angeles.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today's Oblique Strategies reading: Balance the consistency principle with the inconsistency principle
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today's Oblique Strategies reading: Emphasize the flaws
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Matt - he/they ☣️❔👾💣 @artsandcraftbeers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watching videos of bricklayers doing their thing for those good brain tingles
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026
hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel.
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pulled the video so you don't have to go to X we stan a towering queen who does not care for the antics of mediocre men
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