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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.
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Dreb @arschroeder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
both punt teams know this game is about them
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marcy maybe. who knows @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thanks but I prefer real intelligence?
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
when I get mad at a stupid comment online
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Dan O'Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.s...
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open
BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

[replying]

Mike.
EDI PATTERSON: This is you bitch. This is your fucking grave you sleeping cap old wearing a dress to bed bitch.

[replying]

Dan O'Sullivan
@osullyville.bsky.social
WALTON GOGGINS (tearfully, kneeling before own grave): You are shitting on my mouth and calling it a sundae... you are fucking me in the ass, Spirit...
December 16, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Caspar Salmon
@casparsalmon.bsky.social
I'm screaming - 10yo has just been telling me that his schoolteacher asked his class to write down the worst things about Scrooge, as an exercise to prepare them for writing little plays of A Christmas Carol, and one kid wrote "unfuckable bitch"
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Normal calm 
@normal_now
Sometimes on campus you
accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
2/26/19, 3:49 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ygrene
@ygrene.bsky.social
billboard: hey look at me 
me: can't I'm driving 
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road 
billboard: pls it's important 
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol
April 20, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
[INT. MIND PALACE]
the word TURDS appears in front of me. i swat it away, it is quickly replaced by TURDS in a different font.
September 5, 2023 at 10:51PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Cooper Lund
@cooperlund.online
Every morning the cat whines and cries to be ted for the hour before I feed him, and I feed him at the same time. I'm the one doing it, and I'm doing it on a schedule, but from the cat's perspective he has successfully lobbied me into feeding him. I wonder how many times in my life I'm the cat.
May 29, 2025 at 11:31AM
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
City of troy: Haunted house
Wooden house: ghost-proof horse
Soldiers: my & my friends w/ snacks & sleeping bags & n64
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If someone calls when I’m holding my phone i always react like it’s a stuffed fish that somehow suddenly came back to life
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck v1.34: Added new item: grappling gun
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
HOME DEPOT: We didn't tweak the design or anything. The skeleton just started doing it on its own. And the only thing it says is the exact date that you will die. We cannot kill it because it was born dead.
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss but now you can show off your survival prowess with dozens of badges to earn and cosmetics to unlock.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Dreb @arschroeder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Strong Bad
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Nick Evershed!? @nickevershed.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
HELLO
neil the elephant seal sticking his head up from behind a ute tray
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Australians scored in their net because the goals are on the opposite sides in the Southern Hemisphere
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David Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised
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Dreb @arschroeder.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
oh honey
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
outside of a horse i don't know how we'll make it across the desert. inside might provide more shade but it's way worse for the horse
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Dreb @arschroeder.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
super meat boy (but you must ignore the early-2010s humor), disc room, neon white, superhot, hotline miami
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"progressively larger dominoes falling" meme with the same image superimposed on the small domino and an image of the dominoes having fallen superimposed on the large domino
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is so embarrassing
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Starting a fight with the chest kick is so goddamn disrespectful
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Dreb @arschroeder.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
gonna start saying this about anything involving planes
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
When you're 11 beers deep and someone asks who your favorite character from The Wire is
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The Houthis whenever you’re already having a bad time
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a woman in a red and black dress is standing in a doorway with her arms outstretched .
Alt: a woman in a red and black dress is standing in a doorway with her arms outstretched .
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Are you sure you want to phrase it like that
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
You can’t move my Overton window if I slam the thing shut on your stupid little grubby incel fingers
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
One Perfect Shot -- Weapons (2025)
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The story of what happened to Roland Freisler, Holocaust planner and Hitler's pet judge, best known for shrieking at defendants like a banshee before sentencing them to death, is one I am fond of recalling, for no particular reason at this time.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Times like this, you have to keep your eyes on the prize: the Reuters photos of Don Jr crying over his father's casket, which we someday will get to all laugh at on here.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
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Dreb @arschroeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
me when nothing bad can happen
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Dreb @arschroeder.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Notre Dame has 1 through nearly five halves of football
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Dreb @arschroeder.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
steveangelical
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