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Pizza Destroyer

@arnuyen.bsky.social
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I destroy pizzas (with my mouth and teeth)

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 14h
a cartoon of me crying while listening to a new cameron winter album thats just him listing different amounts of horses
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@stupidtwink.bsky.social
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 05/10/2026
It's that day again, but we must (and WILL) perversely persevere 🤘😈
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God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pizzadestroyer.bandcamp.com/album/pentup...
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Pentuple Homicide, by Pizza Destroyer
5 track album
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I will soon be releasing music and you should listen to it
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me, dying after six days of agony because I survived a battle but slipped in someone’s guts and grazed myself on their rusty spur, “thanke god, I did not live to see Magic Thee Gathering becomme a troublesome thinge”
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't know anything about the Metroid series but I'm seeing lots of posts about the Metroid person eating things, people and places.
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Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So I have just discovered that British Home Stores, the defunct British high street chain (more commonly known as BHS), does still have a single retail store open. It's in Qatar. I do not know what to do with this information.
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Ruka🐬 @sangobouro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hedgehog in the Fog
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Then tell me your name or show your face.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The amount of work it takes to not even be good at chess is crazy
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm not saying it doesn't HAPPEN, but "all weird indie TTRPGs are a kink thing" is reductive. There is also "designing RPGs to publish your worldbuilding bible", "designing RPGs because you invented a neat dice trick", "designing RPGs to win an argument", and "designing RPGs as an act of self harm".
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 02/08/2026
Amazon Basics Stadium
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You simply have to play the Seven-Part Pact
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 29/07/2026
Me when I have fun with my friends
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Sherry Birkin Akane Anime Heart Gesture
ALT: Sherry Birkin Akane Anime Heart Gesture
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🔍 central park places to kiss girls 🔍 central park dyke makeout spots 🔍 central park secluded areas reddit 🔍 why no private spots in central park 🔍 who designed central park 🔍 frederick olmstead misogyny 🔍 frederick olmstead “lesbophobic” 🔍 was fred olmstead a chud site:reddit.com/r/askhistorians
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My favourite gag in this one is still 'The Wines Of New Jersey'
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I love Cowboy Bepop
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You know I probably shouldn't but I do assume anyone who talks shit about London is racist
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Girl, you've gotta chill out on Instagram Stories. This is simply too many Instagram Stories girl. They're too personal and revealing.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 15/06/2026
Happy 14th day of Pride Month! Here's a photo of Saul Goodman
Saul Goodman, an attorney in a pink shirt and black suit jacket, stands outside in the desert next to a Saul Goodman billboard
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
C3PO is textually a war criminal
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 26/05/2026
First poster for Jane Schoenbrun’s ‘TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA’. • Starring Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder • Follows a director rebooting a slasher film who is obsessed with the actor who played the “final girl” in the OG film
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Ishmael, The Transition will be Live @comrade-ishmael.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I don't think any TTRPG's been brought down by poor art direction alone which is why I'm going to toss my hat into the ring and create the most unreadable TTRPG of all time.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in foggy olde London Towne with Data dressed up like Sherlock Holmes. (Wooly overcoat, deerstalker wool tweed cap). Behind him are some common olde towney London folk; a police fellow with a long mustache who is holding an older lady who has a dirty face by her arms, and a mostly out of sight fellow with mutton chops standing behind data. Data is speaking to someone off screen and looks like he's burning with the fire of determination. Closed caption reads, "And now, for strictly personal reasons, I must leave."
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on a Earthy looking planet with greenery & tropical plants and a foggy haze behind our characters.  Probably quite humid and #moist. Centered is Riker, freshly shorn, with Data to his right and Tasha Yar an extra step behind on his left. She looks concerned, Data is pulling a reading on his tricorder, and Riker has his foot propped and his knee up. Classic Riker. Closed caption reads, "Your mother."
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes
Dale Cooper from Twin PeaksMr. C from Twin Peaks
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Not sure if I wanna fuck or be Spike Bepop
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have a sort of toxic yuri relationship with the British political system
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hot theys are blowing up my microsoft outlook inboxes
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cute guy at the fishmongers. Do you fw faggy theys cute guy at the fishmongers. I can wind back the clock like six months cute guy at the fishmongers.
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Neutral Milk Hotel is a lot like being nonbinary if you think about it
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Nonbinary icon Clint Eastwood
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 17/04/2026
he's always so pretty when he's beaten and bloody and covered in dirt and muck and hasn't shaved in days and is losing his sanity
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cloud working tools can breed such a suburban mindset. What on earth is Simon doing on my sheet? He's never normally round here. This can't be good...
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Went to bed at a reasonable time and so, inevitably, slept like shit.
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Need to go on six or seven dates with someone and then get dumped
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fish fearrrrr me dude
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’m exceptionally tired and gay
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Local store had a bin where kids could build (what I am led to believe is) an Easter egg out of Lego. Looks like someone did not follow the instructions. ‘He is risen’ indeed.
The instructions for making a Lego Easter egg and a big pit full of Lego. There is what appears to be a crude representation of a penis made out of Lego.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My most cracked political take is that if you want to rebuild Britain you should genuinely create a wholly domestic crewed mission to the moon. That should be your policy. This is a stupid idea but in my heart I do believe it's true.
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Fighting Fantasist @coopgames.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Presented without comment. #oldhammer
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Eternal death to Silicone Valley, the great Satan. All glory to Six Term Sadiq, God King Of London!
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Really getting into saying 'God willing' i stead of inshallah. I can't carry off inshallah but god damn can I pull off a bit of protestant energy
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