Reposted by ArmandKelina1080 @kelina1080.northsky.social · 06/09/2026Peanut butter is genuinely one of the best things humans have invented 2013710 137
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The phrase "We are the granddaughters of the witches you couldn't burn" is proof that women are evolving a natural immunity to fire. 020 2
Reposted by ArmandGoogly Eyes on Yu-Gi-Oh Cards @googly-oh.neocities.org · 27/02/2026Beaver Warrior with googly eyes 36916 69
Reposted by ArmandArtcher| looking for work! @artcher.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I want to do the starters but I have deadliiiines 464624847 4.6K
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I can't believe Chappell Roan put a chip into the brain of one of her fans to steal their knowledge about wormholes. 020 2
Reposted by ArmandJerryTerry @jerryterry.bsky.social · 05/03/2026once again i am SO SO SORRY for the big toothmark i left on master yoda's head... i caught him outta the corner of my eye bobbing around the corridor and was so sure it was a cabbage 😭 i really really hope this won't have any effect on the council's upcoming decision to grant me the rank of Master 0236 23
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Another Pokemon Presents without a Mystery Dungeon Game 020 2
Reposted by ArmandAdam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Just remembered I can draw whatever I want 156150982658 15.1K
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 01/01/2026If my girlfriend was turned into a worm I would freeze her in ice so she could thaw out in 40,000 years and see wonders beyond her comprehension. 020 2
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Hatsune Miku if she was winter themed and she explored other planets in search of alien technology. 030 3
Reposted by Armand🎨Sifyro🎨 @sifyro.bsky.social · 20/12/2025his greed sickens me #pokemon #pokemonart #eevee #furry #cat #cats #art #painting 4683603100 8.4K
Reposted by ArmandCliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good." 45253325499 25.3K
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Dick Van Dyke sounds like what jk r*wling would name a trans lesbian character. 010 1
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Woke Santa that takes public transportation to deliver presents 010 1
Reposted by Armandmaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 23/09/2025just ordered a whole pallet of tylenol to hand out to pregnant people on the street 10716107 716
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 18/09/2025It's so scary finding out an actor is secretly british 020 2
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 15/08/2025This the type of shit Nancy Mace eats for a light snack 030 3
Reposted by ArmandDaniel Deng @ddengart.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Mario Kart World Illustrations 85131363622 13.1K
Reposted by ArmandJane 🐇 @janereplygirl.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Predatory alien lesbian who implants feminization parasites on Earth boys (this isn't how her species reproduces, she's just into it) 2596 59
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I assure you armed patrol ship of science fiction fascist government that my ship, The Blood of Fascists Will Spill, is merely a humble trading vessel just passing through and it certainly does not contain the key to destroying your empire's new super duper mega weapon 010 1
Armand @armajlap.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Cats always act so nonchalant when they are actually very chalant 010 1
Reposted by ArmandMe fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Trans rights, like almost everything conservatives pretend to care about, is purely a political weapon to them. This means that ceding any ground only confirms its utility and ensures its continued use as a weapon. The ONLY logical (and just) response is to deny concessions and insist on equality. 1806 80
Reposted by Armandwinter @winterk.bsky.social · 02/06/2025me: DO YOU HAVE ANY HOMER SIMPSON PORNO librarian: 🤨 me: 🤦 <--- (realizing I forgot to use my library voice) 217114 171
Reposted by Armandbrie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 16/05/2025charlie horse 344176 441
Reposted by ArmandNathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Carbs #Painting 533669546 3.7K
Reposted by Armandjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025the mothers of elon's children should unionize 251575141 1.6K
Reposted by ArmandThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson 279286417951 28.6K
