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Arlen Parsa

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Filmmaker. Yes, I came here from The Bad Place, just like you. Bio & blah blah blah: arlenparsa.com 👋 Chicago

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
kash patel looking dumbfounded at a hearing
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 16/02/2025
WHAT
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
i smell a pulitzer
Newspaper headline reads “China may be using sea to hide its submarines.”
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 18/01/2025
2025 is off to a weird start
Progresso brand soup drops hard candy
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
oh thank god. wait
a screenshot that shows a no-entry icon and "Only people who get the joke can reply"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 03/01/2025
Either Threads has the dumbest users, or they’re all masters of posting brilliant engagement bait to get people to reply angrily
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 02/01/2025
Frequently wonder how much celebrities and public figure get paid to create a Masterclass®
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Sure did. Here's the full res version that's been living on my phone since they announced the contest.
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 01/01/2025
Happy new year from this lil lemon pig
A lemon pig wearing a top hat made of construction paper toothpicks and cloves
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 01/01/2025
My main hope for 2025 is peace.
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 30/12/2024
respectfully, [disrespectful]
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 30/12/2024
One of the proposed new Illinois flag designs, out of thousands submitted
A flag depicting Abraham Lincoln using laser beams that shoot out of his eyeballs to burn a confederate flag
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 26/12/2024
No, autocorrect, I did not mean to type Seasonal Allegories
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
extraordinary feat of Americanness www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
• A 24-carat gold-plated handgun found in the luggage of Liliana Goodson on 23 April 2023. Photograph: Australian
Border Force

"What about the gun in your bag?" she was asked by a customs officer.
Goodson replied: "Oh yeah, I forgot about that."
A review of Goodson's phone revealed she had searched online "can I have a gun in my suitcase?" and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to "put gun in suitcase."
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 08/12/2024
One of the simple pleasures of the modern age is getting a tech person who really knows their shit to solve your issue. So refreshing.
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 04/12/2024
Just learned this red part of Australia somehow does not have statehood but this green part does and I am shook
A map of Australia with the Northern Territory circled in red and Tasmania circled in green
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 04/12/2024
A Democrat just flipped a Republican seat by 187 votes in California. Your vote matters. Vote every time!
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 02/12/2024
Now that Biden has pardoned his own criminal son, nobody can say ANYTHING when Trump does the same exact thing in a couple of years. Thanks Joe!
A photo of Biden welcoming Trump to the White House a few weeks ago. Big smiles on their faces.
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 30/11/2024
There’s got to be a German word for the situation where you order food at a cafe and you give them a fake name because your real name is unusual so you don’t want to spell it out, but then later they’re calling your fake name to pick up food and you totally forgot what fake name you gave
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 28/11/2024
This is considered fascinating now? God I feel old
A picture of beige computer speakers from the early 2000s
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
“…The campaign’s internal polling never had Harris ahead of Trump.” It sounds like Biden’s decisions both to run again and to stay in the race so long when his trajectory was clear dug a hole Democrats couldn’t get out of. www.huffpost.com/entry/kamala...
huffpost.com
Kamala Harris Campaign Aides Suggest Campaign Was Just Doomed
The Harris campaign’s internal polling apparently never had her ahead of Trump.
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 26/11/2024
did the fancy boy thing and self verified my account with my website
Arlenparsa.com is now my username
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 23/11/2024
Saturday project: mounting this magnetic knife board between two cabinets. Only took about 3 years after first having the idea to save drawer space in my tiny kitchen…
A bamboo magnetic knife board with seven knives mounted on a wall between two cabinets
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 23/11/2024
Audiobooks are so cool. I listened to an entire book on tape over the course of this past week while I washed dishes and did other chores. And because I used the Hoopla app through my public library, it was 100% free!
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
One reason Trump wants recess appointments is to avoid having Dem Senators read out quotes like this, and ask the nominee to respond
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
AXIOS: “Here are the planned members of Trump's second administration linked to sexual misconduct allegations.” @axios.com www.axios.com/2024/11/20/t...
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
obsessed with this because putting on a bald cap instead of shaving your head is less like solidarity and more like “this is what you look like to me”
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
BIG NEWS: A Wyoming judge just struck down WY's abortion bans. And get this: The judge invoked a constitutional amendment codifying a right to make health care decisions... that was passed in 2012 by conservatives who thought it'd screw Obamacare! Just backfired. We explained this lawsuit here:
boltsmag.org
How Attacks Against Obamacare Turned Into Tools to Protect Abortion Access
Conservatives amended state constitutions to affirm broad rights for people to choose their health care. Now abortion rights proponents are taking them at their word.
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 19/11/2024
No idea why Facebook is showing me this but his spelling of the number 230 took me out
A man with an enormous White Castle fast food takeout order. His caption: “2 hundred 30 White Castle yum”
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 18/11/2024
A Macintosh Classic computer from the early 1990s
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 18/11/2024
[guy who is in charge of naming fruits but has only seen an apple so far] uhhhhhh how about we call this one a “pine-apple”
A pineapple fruit
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Harris helped save the teamsters’ pensions and their membership preferred the candidate who wants to take away their right to organize. They didn’t care.
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 17/11/2024
Trump and Mitt Romney eating dinner in 2016. Romney has a pained expression on his face while Trump looks devious.
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 16/11/2024
This got 400,000 likes on Facebook. People are so disconnected from growing food that they believe AI bullshit showing strawberries come from trees.
A still frame from an AI generated video showing a bunny chewing on a strawberry that is bizarrely sprouting from some kind of small tree
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 15/11/2024
Kinda funny how all the news is about El*n having major influence over Trump’s transition, meanwhile JD Vance has absolutely disappeared into thin air
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Oh god Trump’s doj is gonna be there for the end of the marijuana rescheduling process, and a bunch of idiot young voters are gonna give him credit for it aren’t they
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 15/11/2024
nobody: really no one: hollywood: anyway, here's the absolute dumbest movie imaginable
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 15/11/2024
Occasionally I remember that Nixon won re-election too, and did not resign in disgrace until halfway into his second term in office This is how popular his re-election campaign was:
An electoral map from 1972 showing Nixon winning every state except for Massachusetts
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 14/11/2024
Feels like this is all building up to something bigger. What will the last nomination be?
A meme showing three recent nominations Trump has made for his cabinet: Tulsi Gabbard as DNI, Matt Gaetz as Attorney General, and RFK Jr as HHS Secretary.
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Threekola @threekola.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
“Listen pal if anyone is going to grift by pretending to be an ineffective Special Counsel it’s going to be ME!”
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 14/11/2024
Well, have I got some good news for you…
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 14/11/2024
Finally watched Wes Anderson’s first feature and his least Wes Anderson-y film, Bottle Rocket (1996)…. And I think it might be my favorite of his?
A poster for the film Bottle Rocket featuring three male actors.
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 13/11/2024
86% of Democrats hope America has a woman president in their lifetime. Just 26% of Republicans do.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 13/11/2024
Trump filling out his cabinet and adding Matt Gaetz as AG:
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 13/11/2024
Just checking in on Trump's cabinet nominations...
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 13/11/2024
When you recognize someone’s username from the other place
Two identical spidermen pointing at each other meme
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𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜 @erixxxs.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This is like going to a new school in the middle of the year
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Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa.com · 13/11/2024
HBO or a streamer should really make a prestige tv show that takes place inside the Supreme Court. Such fertile ground for high stakes drama— it’s one of the least understood and most secretive parts of government!
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