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Luna!

@subarudyke.bsky.social
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seattle's ✨sparkliest✨ comedian - 24 - she/her - original designer of the Laserham Lincoln flag

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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you know you're an adult when you unironically think to yourself "a labelmaker would improve my life"
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's likely a non-zero amount of t4t couples engaging in petplay at the Seattle urology clinic at any given point in time
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AMAB (Assigned Mariners At Baseball)
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But I'm A Cheerleader is just The Breakfast Club for gay people
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
every Bad Religion album is a concept album where the concept is "Fuck Ronald Reagan"
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
lesbian princess bride where the only thing that's changed is Westley is now a butch
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I didn't even know he was sick.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the concept of a non-binary Trekkie named Spock
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
DJ'ing at the function but instead of preparing a set I just put on The B-52's first album and go chain smoke outside the club.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Substack is to trans women what podcasting is to cis men.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
this will probably piss off half of the city of Seattle
A black T-shirt with a yellow Nirvana logo and yellow text above and below in the Nirvana font that reads "Mudhoney Fanfiction"
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
there's no cis in sysadmin
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Carrie-Edmund Laben @carrielaben.com · 18/04/2026
Who can I sue about this. Who can I sue about what they're going to do to Batty in particular.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
the funniest possible outcome of this is getting an SRS clinic in Bozeman or Missoula
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
What's gayer? Having gay sex, or whatever the fuck David Bowie had going on?
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Jared Polis answers the question "What if Gavin Newsom was a gay redditor?"
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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Carly Jackson of the Seattle Torrent looks like they’d finger me in a lesbian bar, not respond to texts for a week after, claim they don’t have capacity for anything right now, and then finger me again next time we run into each other at said lesbian bar
Carly Jackson
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
too woke for Tinder, not woke enough for Feeld, just miserable enough for T4T Grindr
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"I want big boobs!" Another finger curls on the monkey's paw.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
the only correct way to watch The Matrix (1999) is to inject estrogen when Neo takes the red pill
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
it's hard being a tits girl in an ass world 😔
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I wonder how much of PetSmart's revenue comes from T4T couples
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like a lot, dawg
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
They should make a job search that doesn't destroy your self esteem.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The absolute chokehold Baldur's Gate 3 has gotten on me since starting my campaign this week. The game has everything: trackball-friendly controls, trans-inclusive character creation, and mean, dominant women that I'd not only let ruin my life, but I'd thank them for doing so.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Looking for a new job is Hell on earth. My student debt is currently pushing me towards public sector work, which is already difficult to get into, and then on top of that, I'm exclusively applying out of state, because Montana is increasingly hostile towards trans people. I'm fucking tired.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I think the majority of my problems would be solved by living within a ten minute walk of a lesbian bar
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
may every trans child grow into a trans adult
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
all dogs go to heaven except the furries who work for defense contractors
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
if Don Henley wrote "Boys of Summer" today the lyric would be "thin line sticker on an old Outback"
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
my preferred choice of self-harm is LinkedIn
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 06/01/2026
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I actually can believe it's not butter.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
gonna start writing woke cosmic horror under the name PH Hatecraft
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A scene from The Good Place with the Montana State University Bobcats logo superimposed over Michael (Ted Danson) and tha University of Montana Griz logo superimposed over Janet (D'Arcy Carden).

Top panel: "Illinois State beat NDSU? Illinois State?" -Michael
Bottom panel: "This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts." -Michael
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
It's a beautiful day to be an NDSU hater.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
thinking about the doomed yuri episode of Deep Space Nine again
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Doll Parts would be a great song about transness if Courtney Love wasn't a chaser
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
we should have a spelling bee for adults
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We're getting far enough along to have newer examples, but I'd still like go reiterate that pro-trans-rights democratic party candidates and trans candidates outperformed Kamala Harris everywhere they ran in 2024
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I've reached the point in my transition where I'm like "fuck, I don't look like a man anymore :/" but then I realized "fuck, I don't look like a man anymore :D"
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney's last words were "Satan has WMDs"
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The grim reaper at a claw machine of souls, pulling out another person. He exclaims: "Dick Cheney! Finally!"
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I think it's really funny how I bumped into my old manager from my last job at the grocery store earlier today while I was in full goth girl mode (I was deeply closeted while working there) and she didn't even bat an eye, she was just happy to see me. Truly a real one.
Three stills from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, featuring Jadzia Dax and the Klingon Kor embracing each other after meeting for the first time in years. Jadzia, being a Trill and host to the Dax symbiote, inherited the memories of Dax's previous host, Curzon, who knew Kor. The dialogue is as follows:
Kor: "Curzon, my beloved old friend."
Jadzia: "I'm Jadzia now."
Kor: "Jadzia, my beloved old friend."
This scene in particular is why many fans of the show point to Jadzia as being a trans allegory, and showing her supported in her transition by her friends.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
"could you imagine a world with transgender for everybody?"
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a man in a suit stands in front of a cartoon drawing of a rainbow and a sun
Alt: GIF from a Simpsons episode where Lionel Hutz imagines a world without lawyers, and it's all of humanity joining hands under sunshine and rainbows.
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I may have accidentally become the most prolific poster on T4T. If you're trans and not already on there, what are you doing? t4t.social/@subarudyke
t4t.social
subarudyke • t4t
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Luna! @subarudyke.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Imagine waking up in the ER after swallowing a dozen of these
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
It’s bad out there y’all. If you’re in RP, West Ridge, Edgewater, Uptown, Albany Park, Andersonville, Ravenswood, Bowmanville—be alert and warn people
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