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Mommy dommy gator Trans MtF she/her 29 If you’re gonna follow me, expect to see a lot of weird and horny posts Ask me about my 6.99 shrimp special

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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yeowchh
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Forest @foresttherotten.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Vyper deadlock
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Leinth @iliarakantira.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy indigenous peoples day!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Monster Heels by Theo Gravelines
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
self portrait doodle with @meidotwav.bsky.social
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Option C: Back my kickstarter 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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wasp @waspsaladsfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
snacktime
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Solomon true for the Deadlock community (Probably one of the best drawover edits I’ve done)
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☠️CAME BACK WRONG ZERO☠️ @typhon.monster · 06/10/2026
at an Ethiopian restaurant and they got me sipping on that elixir
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Sword Liv-sbian @oblivias.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Artists, quote with women
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The flattest fuck this side of the Mississip🐊 @arcticmoon1982.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meme of a guy in bed that’s been photoshopped to be green, saying “I ain’t green enough, that’s all.”
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mouse girl sits in chaise and explains in a very blaise manner “ Yeah so basically I'm like a 100% binary trans girl but me and my gf have sex where we pretend to be boys but it's like we're
closeted gay boys so we have to take turns being girls cuz I mean,/ it's not gay if one of the
boys is pretending to be a girl, y'know? So we're like trans girls pretending to be boys pretending to be girls but the whole thing is just like, processing trauma or w/e. Also we're
sisters and brothers and i'm her daughter”

Freud frowns
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Doran’s Flea🔞 @doransflea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
espinas i forgor to show her here 😅
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CRNL @carnalstate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ōko 🍃 [𝟮/𝟮]
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
possessive casper
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Echofey @echofey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big hats, more to come! ~snaketember 28~
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rain of memes :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Cool ass image of a mammoth captioned "when the random wave of sadness ends and I remember I'm actually goated"
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🎃MamaKiwi🎃 @kiwipotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just received KORURACLUB Cosplay Lingerie Upgraded Succubus Women's Bodysuits Cosplay Underwear Halloween Lingerie for Women Sexy Costumes - Upgraded Purple - M from Tieren via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/kiwipotato #throne
Gift image
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
consider women
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fae🔜MEGAPLEX! @faesbum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
COME GET YOURS TODAY
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Bug!💗Comms: OPEN! @lilwilbug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
⚫️Midna🔵 (art trade with @namnums.bsky.social) #tloz #art
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Paleoraiser @paleoraiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Them pipes!!! [Piranha plant tf, int loss, and hyper!]
A kobold getting PHWOOP sucked into a mario pipe, then straaaining the exit before POPping out as a piranha plant with HUGE pierced breasts and a huge already rock hard dick AND bouncing balls! “-int”s swirl around their head as the piranha plant drools dazedly
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GreJa @srgreja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In light of some recent events with certain artists I've been seeing, out themselves , I think we need to start reviving some of these.
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oot crenando
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CrimsonLove (Commissions Open) @crimsonlove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cel shaded illustration Commission for DeathJudyPaige and BossMajor featuring both their characters Meg (the shark, she/her) and Nani (rabbit taur, also she/her) doing a quickie in the park! Thanks for your support! (💦alt in the replies) #nsfw #nsfwart #kink #furry #shark #anthro #centaur #public
CW: Knotted dick

Cel shaded illustration featuring DeathJudyPaige's Meg the shark (Trans, she/her) and BossMajor's Nani the bunny taur (Intersex, she/her). Meg is seen on all fours giving oral sex to Nani while the bunny gal is sitting down while having on of her front taur paw on Meg's head while she's gripping a tree with her other taur paw and both of her humanoid hands. She is seen blushing with an orgasmic lip bite. Meg is seen with nipple rings, a chastity cage on her cocks, and a buttplug with an emerald. There is a bird peeking out of their tree hole home looking at the duo with complete shock. The background consists of a park with a skyline, clouds, bird people flying, and a plane.
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reggie @ BLFC @hoppits.gay · 28/09/2026
thinking about being a holy knight that's subjugated and forcefemmed into a divine dragoness and my previous faith being corrupted from the inside out
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ill render my furries like this I don't give a fuck
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We showed you this chart to expose all truths. We have nothing to hide.
The image features a humorous "Global Trahedron" chart with various logos, such as InfoWars, IHOP, Applebee's, Bojangles', Family Video, and more. An overlaid comment reads: "Thank goodness. Woke IHOP doesn’t have their hands on my hogwater."The image displays a bracket-style selection graphic featuring brand logos, including Bojangles, Chuck E. Cheese's, OpenAI, Tyson Foods, and FedEx. A social media comment below reads, "I can’t believe Charles Entertainment Cheese is responsible for AI."A humorous diagram suggesting connections between companies Lockheed Martin, A24, Heinz, John Deere, Jiffy Lube, and Cold Stone Creamery, with a playful comment referencing Lockheed Martin and A24.A humorous bracket-style image features logos such as Jiffy Lube, Cold Stone Creamery, Babies R Us, NASA, Tums, Del Monte, Tyson Foods, and Amazon. A caption below from "pelican_pole" jokes about the pairing of Babies R Us and Tums.
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 24/09/2026
Prepare for trouble... 🚀✨
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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Anaugi [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @anaugi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You are beautiful women. Never forget...........🐊🐊🐊
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Mine-Head.art @mineheadart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I finished the expression page. Now working on comms!
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Zoidrawz @zoidrawz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Quick and "dirty" test animation with Lunesta's Nix character. Hefting her massive rear~ Thick thighs save lives, but I DO NOT want saving. Put me in, coach!
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Dragonclaude @dragonclaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Teaching a Ghost to Walk. #Undertale #Alphys #Mettaton
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🔞the popo @popoisyucky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
that's way too much bear for you to handle, dude
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𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐈𝐑 @wombdestroyer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#LewdRP #ERP #OpenRp #NSFWRP #MonsterRP 𓃥: Fenrir Loves seeing the different stages in people when they first get to meet Fenrir. Each stage is a new step to there slow addiction of wanting his knotted cock even more~. Now let’s see what ranking the fine Mutt will place on the chart~. ♡+↻
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The Rock n Roll Dragon🎸 @rocknrolldragon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Age verification will NOT make the internet safer! Pass it on!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘Queen Of the Night’ by Marjorie Miller 1931
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Living by myself means that whenever there's a bump, I have to be the big, scary derg.
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fin6art @fin6art.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if it fits-
furry femboy huge anal dildo
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かねこともみ @kotomoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🕺🐶✨
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Already got my halloween plans nailed down
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[metroid] cold intolerance
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One can get hungry even on a #cutiesaturday
black and white sketch of Samus Aran in her powersuit without her helmet, her left arm is glowing and dripping a substance onto her tongue.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[metroid]
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.
The image features neon pink text on a textured background with the heading "Warrior Affirmations." The text includes statements about masculinity and virility, and references the game "Stardew Valley."
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