Super fun to have a tailmaw, like, oooo you gotta account for it when you tf them, ooooooo!
Paleoraiser
@paleoraiser.bsky.social
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🔞 doodles! 18+ He/they! Hello! Twitter is @MemberOfDragon ! @paleobolds.bsky.social for only the ones without bits! !!!DNI zoo and cub!!!
![“Hey you two! Havent you always been a cute vending machine and trash bin?”
“Wha? Whatre you-“
POOF! Theyve always been a vending machine and (their tail) a trash bin!
“WH HEY!!! Turn us back!!” ([b4], Honey bbq chips)
“But youve always two’ve always been this! Youve even got expiration dates on your snacks and wear on your keypad!”
“Thats-!! That’s not-!!, wh- dont just buy a snack!!!” ([a5], flamin spicy puffs) “DONT PAY TEN CENTS AT A TIME!!!” ([c3], galaxy bar chocolate bar)
“Gg ghhhhhHHH-!!!!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gzkhukvldhls4mu3ueyj6nvc/bafkreicyxygnd2qdobvj2otoknnppkaq5o6auyxkjr6a5zggxf66at2xva)
![Post coin stuffing, stimmed to the point of blissed outt. The vending machine has been emptied of snacks, and the trash bin is filled to the brim with the wrappers and cans
“Say it one more time<3”
“Gghhbghbz iim just a vending machine,, ive always been a vending machine,, jjust b, be a vending machine,,” ([e3], grape blast soda pop) ([b3], pretzels)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gzkhukvldhls4mu3ueyj6nvc/bafkreiap5yenrrfsqd2gq56gw3lsuoh2e2a2jgieu6lmth3kgt2tphndnm)
![A kobold sucking cock, embarrassed
“Dexterity [Difficult: Failure]: All they had to do was pull down their pants. Couldnt react in time to look away”
“Strength [Easy: Failure]: FUCK”
“Perception: The texture and taste on your tongue, sending lightning bolts coursing through your body”
“Strength [Easy: Failure]: OH COME ON”
“Constitution [Trivial: Failure]: The stimulation is too much for your minuscule shaft. Youre cumming onto the floor”
“Charisma: *Squirting”
“Intelligence: Fighting for my life here, chief”
“Strength [Easy: Failure]: GODDAMNIT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gzkhukvldhls4mu3ueyj6nvc/bafkreidspc4ot4ptmxncbs4bjpq53jzakzk6gdcwoa3ip37ashvsuzofdy)
