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Mommy dommy gator Trans MtF she/her 29 If you’re gonna follow me, expect to see a lot of weird and horny posts Ask me about my 6.99 shrimp special

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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
possessive casper
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Echofey @echofey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big hats, more to come! ~snaketember 28~
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Cool ass image of a mammoth captioned "when the random wave of sadness ends and I remember I'm actually goated"
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🎃MamaKiwi🎃 @kiwipotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just received KORURACLUB Cosplay Lingerie Upgraded Succubus Women's Bodysuits Cosplay Underwear Halloween Lingerie for Women Sexy Costumes - Upgraded Purple - M from Tieren via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/kiwipotato #throne
Gift image
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
consider women
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fae🔜MEGAPLEX! @faesbum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
COME GET YOURS TODAY
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Bug!💗Comms: OPEN! @lilwilbug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
⚫️Midna🔵 (art trade with @namnums.bsky.social) #tloz #art
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Paleoraiser @paleoraiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Them pipes!!! [Piranha plant tf, int loss, and hyper!]
A kobold getting PHWOOP sucked into a mario pipe, then straaaining the exit before POPping out as a piranha plant with HUGE pierced breasts and a huge already rock hard dick AND bouncing balls! “-int”s swirl around their head as the piranha plant drools dazedly
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GreJa @srgreja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In light of some recent events with certain artists I've been seeing, out themselves , I think we need to start reviving some of these.
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oot crenando
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CrimsonLove (Commissions Open) @crimsonlove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cel shaded illustration Commission for DeathJudyPaige and BossMajor featuring both their characters Meg (the shark, she/her) and Nani (rabbit taur, also she/her) doing a quickie in the park! Thanks for your support! (💦alt in the replies) #nsfw #nsfwart #kink #furry #shark #anthro #centaur #public
CW: Knotted dick

Cel shaded illustration featuring DeathJudyPaige's Meg the shark (Trans, she/her) and BossMajor's Nani the bunny taur (Intersex, she/her). Meg is seen on all fours giving oral sex to Nani while the bunny gal is sitting down while having on of her front taur paw on Meg's head while she's gripping a tree with her other taur paw and both of her humanoid hands. She is seen blushing with an orgasmic lip bite. Meg is seen with nipple rings, a chastity cage on her cocks, and a buttplug with an emerald. There is a bird peeking out of their tree hole home looking at the duo with complete shock. The background consists of a park with a skyline, clouds, bird people flying, and a plane.
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 28/09/2026
thinking about being a holy knight that's subjugated and forcefemmed into a divine dragoness and my previous faith being corrupted from the inside out
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ill render my furries like this I don't give a fuck
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We showed you this chart to expose all truths. We have nothing to hide.
The image features a humorous "Global Trahedron" chart with various logos, such as InfoWars, IHOP, Applebee's, Bojangles', Family Video, and more. An overlaid comment reads: "Thank goodness. Woke IHOP doesn’t have their hands on my hogwater."The image displays a bracket-style selection graphic featuring brand logos, including Bojangles, Chuck E. Cheese's, OpenAI, Tyson Foods, and FedEx. A social media comment below reads, "I can’t believe Charles Entertainment Cheese is responsible for AI."A humorous diagram suggesting connections between companies Lockheed Martin, A24, Heinz, John Deere, Jiffy Lube, and Cold Stone Creamery, with a playful comment referencing Lockheed Martin and A24.A humorous bracket-style image features logos such as Jiffy Lube, Cold Stone Creamery, Babies R Us, NASA, Tums, Del Monte, Tyson Foods, and Amazon. A caption below from "pelican_pole" jokes about the pairing of Babies R Us and Tums.
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 24/09/2026
Prepare for trouble... 🚀✨
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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Anaugi [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @anaugi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You are beautiful women. Never forget...........🐊🐊🐊
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Mine-Head.art @mineheadart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I finished the expression page. Now working on comms!
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Zoidrawz @zoidrawz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Quick and "dirty" test animation with Lunesta's Nix character. Hefting her massive rear~ Thick thighs save lives, but I DO NOT want saving. Put me in, coach!
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Dragonclaude @dragonclaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Teaching a Ghost to Walk. #Undertale #Alphys #Mettaton
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🔞the popo @popoisyucky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
that's way too much bear for you to handle, dude
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𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐈𝐑 @wombdestroyer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#LewdRP #ERP #OpenRp #NSFWRP #MonsterRP 𓃥: Fenrir Loves seeing the different stages in people when they first get to meet Fenrir. Each stage is a new step to there slow addiction of wanting his knotted cock even more~. Now let’s see what ranking the fine Mutt will place on the chart~. ♡+↻
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The Rock n Roll Dragon🎸 @rocknrolldragon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Age verification will NOT make the internet safer! Pass it on!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘Queen Of the Night’ by Marjorie Miller 1931
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Living by myself means that whenever there's a bump, I have to be the big, scary derg.
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fin6art @fin6art.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if it fits-
furry femboy huge anal dildo
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かねこともみ @kotomoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🕺🐶✨
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Already got my halloween plans nailed down
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[metroid] cold intolerance
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One can get hungry even on a #cutiesaturday
black and white sketch of Samus Aran in her powersuit without her helmet, her left arm is glowing and dripping a substance onto her tongue.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[metroid]
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.
The image features neon pink text on a textured background with the heading "Warrior Affirmations." The text includes statements about masculinity and virility, and references the game "Stardew Valley."
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TurboRenegade🔞 @turborenegade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oughh... big pizza... iskra model by: @danilkaz.bsky.social rigged by: @roroboros.bsky.social & @wayvemayker.bsky.social miyaoka model by: @leodamodeler.bsky.social rigged by: @captainflapcats.bsky.social miyaoka belongs to: @fyixen.art VA: @shibashibs.bsky.social NSFW SFX: @opennsfwsp.bsky.social
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videajames COMMS OPEN @videajames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN
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Popverse @popversesays.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Columbo and the Batman by Gabriel Hardman
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My friends love me, they swear
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azalea 🩷 @plushbow.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
a pink tabby cat is staring and drooling at an annoyed blue mouse. the cat is thinking, "FUCK- I WANT TO EAT HER. ...I SHOULDN'T." while the mouse is thinking, "can this girl eat me already. holy shit."
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Mel Alarcon @lilstarlite.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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🔞hyena I promise💜 @brelly.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
cw skull bones imagery implied lethal Kisses after they eat all my friends @theferris.bsky.social 💜 #microfurry #brellydark
Ferris cooing at Brelly in their palm Closer and more indulgent. Brelly blushes and tucks her chin Brelly pins her ears back and curls up a little. She can smell Ferris breath.It smells like the death of all her friends
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 27/08/2026
Im horrified by how many people there are calling children being effectively barred from the internet a good thing. Every day I become more ageist. It is our duty as responsible adults to educate children, not isolate them. This will-be/is as disastrous as abstinence-only sexEd.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Teenager on Twitter: the ocarina of time remake looks like ai slop lmao nintendo is cooked Nintendo Youtuber trying to make rent: Nintendo Fucking Hates Mario And Wants Us To Suck Donkey Dong!!! Kendrick Lamar if he was a vegetable: I remember you was corn-flicted.
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Cam 🇨🇴 🇵🇸 カム ⍟🌹⍟ @calidosocam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Do you guys like my hardcore and awesome Midna Redesign?
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just don’t 😃🚫 [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A cute goofy, tiny white cat with a big smile holding up a disproportionately large & more human hand, palm out towards the viewer. On it reads: “if you talk to me about using an AI chatbot I WILL crash out.” The illustration is off a soft red background and made with primary colors.
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laney @saltmalk.in · 07/09/2026
how haunting, to miss an old idea of home
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
🥹
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◢ RED ◣ @rrh-art.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well, you asked so I delivered! She's bigger, buffer, stronger, and with a hot new look, Black Suit Petra! Kicking it with her new Symbiote bestie. Ready to make some life choices. #spiderman I #spiderwoman I #trans I #petraparker
Petra Parker, a trans fem spiderman, wearing a symbiote black suit with a more muscular and femanine body. Behind her is a femanine venom possessivly close.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Snake, hold down the Action Button to get a good grip on the genome soldier's cock. Then use the right stick to jerk his shit silly.
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🎃Hank Hell's Haunted House🎃 @quetzalcoatl2k.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Captain Hook from Peter Pan and the Pirates with a pencil saying: "Very well. If my work must be scraped, I will encounter obscurity as a bride and hug it in my arms. For I, at least, have built a legitimate art career, prompt jockey! I have made comics in DeviantArt as a boy. I have made Flash cartoons in Newgrounds as a man. I have drawn OCs, various commissions and NSFW of Rouge the Bat with the fattest tits you can imagine! I have been inspired by the finest art communities ever to grace Tumblr, Twitter or Bluesky. In short, I will continue to draw and improve my craft throughout my personal journey. Whereas YOU are a pathetic creature, forever locked in the self-serving egocentricities of generative AI, slowly sacrificing your human cognition in exchange for hiding your pitiful mediocrity and lack of talent. You will NEVER be an artist, and you will NEVER be remembered! So… steal my work now, and be done with it!"
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