Reposted by Desmondmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos... 128245
Reposted by DesmondA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963616661
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I should probably be more stressed about this but its a very funny desmond situation to be in (and I feel like I can probably resell it for what I spent, so the only real loss is time) 050
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was riding the high from my dining table and bid on a huge executive L shaped desk (probably retails for $1.5-2k new) for Sam, won it at $110, between transfer to columbus + pickup assistance + taxes I paid ~$267, and then immediately realized I probably cant fit it up the stairs 170
Reposted by DesmondKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah, this is the piece I want to read. We all knew that Where the Red Fern Grows was sad! This was the point of the book! Your real-life childhood dog will die too and that's why there is art about it! "I refuse to watch this one kind of sad thing" seems like a new development. 68105370
Reposted by DesmondMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121432021
Reposted by DesmondKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All the footage of Mitch McConnell from this week looks like a smiling friends drawing 213113
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is there anyone that missed out on the first run of Jonelias zines that would potentially be interested in ordering one? Price would be $20-$25 + shipping if I get enough interest to make the cost reasonable 228
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Accidentally won an auction that I did not want to win 140
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Biggest gripe with eating out is the flimsy little tissue paper dining napkins they give you. Give me my big boy napkins 061
Reposted by Desmondao3 tags 🔞 @ao3gonewrong.bsky.social · 25/04/2026sorry if they're a bit ooc i'm scared of both british and french people 02413
Reposted by DesmondJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"hope this helps" has such banal wickedness in it... that's why I never say it. I'm too full of light. and uniqueness 745636
Reposted by DesmondMartin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Resident Evil movie review: Mr Bean vs The Thing 2242
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026facebook marketplace listings that make you want to hit someone with a hammer  170
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026fuckkkkkk we like the expensive latex mattress . rip money 170
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I dont win this auction im going to blow up the whole earth 1131
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Did the math. They absorbed about 1.7kg of water overall, or about half a gallon, lmao That's about 10% of their total capacity. Worth it, but absolutely overkill in terms of how many I bought 060
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026was ordering like $200 worth of shipping container dessicants for my POD because I was paranoid about august humidity a stupid decision? hard to tell but none of my stuff is moldly or damp so 580
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is gonna sound so rude but I'm in a perpetual crisis because I want to visit places that are queer but not too queer. if that makes sense 180
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Does anyone else use "pussy" as a synonym for "good" or is that a thing I just started doing unprompted 120
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026lol apparently they showed this like a month ago and I missed it. I did ganondorf's sword + sheath for this fig! super pleased with how the handle details came out 3145
Reposted by DesmondKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens 251266139
Reposted by Desmondgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026a few dozen million years ago this guy got sick of the wicked ground and went back into the sea to become Every Whale 633504615
Reposted by DesmondGoodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895493550
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Target has these Richard Scarry shirts and I'd buy them if they hadn't felt the need to force their most uncreative intern at gunpoint to add text to all of them 361
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026laid down to go to bed and started crying immediately so its going well so far 290
Reposted by DesmondNeal Agarwal @neal.fun · 02/09/2026Made a sketch artist game where you have to draw the character based on witness testimony neal.fun/unusual-susp... 28855257
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026we have identified the fear as going into new rooms, especially small rooms 1131
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have a weird fascination with the idea of being 6 inches tall. my dream art project is to build a perfectly functional house for a tiny man, taking into account things like how surface tension affects water at that scale, what kind of blankets would be most functional, etc. 280
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My dog who is not scared of fireworks or thunder is apparently scared of elevators 190
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026sometimes I daydream about being 6 inches tall and enjoying a single perfectly cooked french fry 171
Reposted by DesmondMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026in the anime store for perverts, but just to use the bathroom. I do empathize with or feel attraction to drawings 1629424
