Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(re-uploaded bc I realized my street address is printed on my bins lmao) 060
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026bolting awake to note that I need someone to insult him by telling him go steal a better hairline 030
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The original reason for his existence is because I wanted a specific doctor Elias could take Jon to after Prentiss, so its extra funny if he's like jon: "sorry, you're taking me to DOCTOR EVIL?" elias: "huh, I never thought about it like that before" 020
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i think ive literally watched this like 30 times in the last 2 days youtu.be/PzsGXFQvLbs?...youtu.beLooping the Kitchen (Full Version)YouTube video by MorimotoYTP 010
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026bob gave me a good idea for his immortality source so I might finally write up a bio for him personality wise he's friendly and cheerful and genuinely has so little shame that it's hard for the eye to even affect him 040
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Also his name is Ed Vale, I only realized after the fact that would make him Dr. E Vale (evil) but by that point i was so attached to "edward" as a name I didn't want to change it lmao 490
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Shit that's really good and I might steal that. Especially if he was actively dying when Elias met him and the "fix" was a fairly easy one, but he needs more and more "maintenance" as he gets older 010
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They have a genuinely friendly relationship since they aren't a threat to each other. If Ed needs victims to sustain himself (if i go that direction) Elias will send people to him, he helps him with aspects of transferring identities and such, etc. They also drink wine and gossip together 020
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The vague bit I need to work on is that Elias gives him some sort of artifact that lets him extend his life (possibly End related? maybe he steals life from other people? Something with a drawback/that Elias himself wouldn't touch, but still effective) 230
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The gary stu bit is that he's 100+ years old. Elias originally targeted him because he needed someone long-lived and trustworthy to help him with the eye transfers, and he'd rather mold some 20-year-old from scratch in the 1910s than trust anyone currently serving another fear 250
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not really an avatar so much as a character like Mary Keay or Mikaele Salesa who use the fears/artifacts for their own benefit but aren't actively "serving" or feeding any powers directly 140
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Literally evil gary stu doctor that exists to be Elias's BFF. I love him 180
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i'm gonna create a furniture store called the snottery barn 060
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It just fucking sucks because there's no real resolution and I just need to move on, even the thing I want to do to "fix" it for myself just feels hollow and I don't have the time or the money or the emotional or physical energy for it. it just sucks. 050
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026when it's months later and you're still hurt over something and you cant even tweet about it 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 160
Reposted by DesmondHIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes 1141201140
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What community of hobbyists do you hate for no real reason other than "they're annoying" 260
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They should invent a sofa that is both comfortable and looks good 170
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026SO I contacted the local furniture consignment and they agreed to take it, and quoted an estimated sell price of ~$1500/$1600. I'd only get half of that, but if I end up profiting on this it'll be so goddamn funny 070
Reposted by Desmondmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos... 128646
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is assuming: - rug - light-blocking curtains - Long, low media cabinet centered in front of windows, with TV either sitting on one end or mounted on a full-motion mount to the left of the windows 220
Reposted by DesmondA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963632664
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I should probably be more stressed about this but its a very funny desmond situation to be in (and I feel like I can probably resell it for what I spent, so the only real loss is time) 050
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026current plan is to double check measurements when I get home (this app is often off by a few inches) but I'm not feeling confident about it. Pickup is October 5-12. I'll probably list it preemptively on FB marketplace and/or email the furniture consignment places and see if they'd take it 120
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Or, well, it probably fits up the stairs but this is the actual problem 120
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was riding the high from my dining table and bid on a huge executive L shaped desk (probably retails for $1.5-2k new) for Sam, won it at $110, between transfer to columbus + pickup assistance + taxes I paid ~$267, and then immediately realized I probably cant fit it up the stairs 170
Reposted by DesmondKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah, this is the piece I want to read. We all knew that Where the Red Fern Grows was sad! This was the point of the book! Your real-life childhood dog will die too and that's why there is art about it! "I refuse to watch this one kind of sad thing" seems like a new development. 67105972
Reposted by DesmondMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122502053
Reposted by DesmondKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All the footage of Mitch McConnell from this week looks like a smiling friends drawing 213113
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They're both hovering around the same price so ive been going back and forth when i get outbid on one 100
Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Outbid on this one for now but not up to the max amount I'm willing to spend, *but* there's another very good dining set for $426 ending in 14 mins, so we're gonna try for that 120
