Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In France fruit-based tiramisu are kinda popular, they are not the same but it may do the trick for you 000
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can’t wait for your keynote about applying poisoning knowledge to management 020
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Found a way to explain something I was doing for a while but could never pin: in some orgs, all things being equal or mostly equal, taking architectural decisions that makes a system more legible to non expert people like project managers can save a lots of time 001
Reposted by Julien Kirchrooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026very pleased that multiple people get this 1433321095
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There’s a new intern in the infrastructure security team and it’s again a cloud of floating eyeballs. I mean they do good work but some variety would be nice times to times. 000
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If Roblox were more focused on B2B, they could make the metaverse happen 000
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When someone says « this code tastes like drywall », a tech lead is a person you don’t retort to with « how do you know how drywall taste like? » because the look in their eyes makes you feel like they definitely know how it tastes. 001
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026English software security people mostly can’t work without enough gin while the French ones require some céleri rémoulade, I wonder if some other countries have similar food requirements 000
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m thinking about the cost they could try to push on upstream projects’ maintainers and I’m sad 020
Reposted by Julien Kirchko² @foxgirl.systems · 04/09/2026I never consciously noticed until now but for months VLC on my phone has offered, as a valid source on the network to pull media from, my printer 1101
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Remember that Microsoft Publisher will no longer be supported after October 2026, you’ll need to find an alternative if you use it to edit your public keys 001
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I wonder if LinkedIn will make a partnership with a gambling site, Microsoft could even use it to spearhead a gambling business. You could gamble on when someone get or loose a job, when they get a promotion… endless opportunities. 000
Reposted by Julien Kirchgg @ggdg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026fl studio continues to mystify me with such interface features as "knob that you turn until it says 'yes.'" what are you talking about 141851393
Reposted by Julien KirchHeather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i think this is a contender for the stupidest line of code i've ever written 511819292
Reposted by Julien Kirchsrrrse @without.boats · 15/08/2026a political compass with “llms are useful” / “llms are useless” on one axis and “coding is largely solved” / “we don’t know how to program” on the other 4211
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Thanks for having a look at this and summarizing it 010
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Discovered that military people tried to standardize the language used to give orders, and of course it involved XML. You can search for« Battle Management Language », just be sure you’re ready for it. 101
Reposted by Julien KirchCatherine @whitequark.org · 07/08/2026so i reverse-engineered the code that draws InstallShield's famous background gradient and text and reimplemented gist.github.com/whitequark/2... 10750218
Reposted by Julien Kirchonekade @onekade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just... 2442596464
Reposted by Julien KirchGT @granitetide.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Google's move to AI means traditional SEO doesn't work anymore so every big company is now desperately doing Reddit AMAs to try and get their responses ingested by the Gemini slop machine and farted out in AI summaries 521056
Reposted by Julien KirchAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026stop wasting your life! www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...theatlantic.comNow, Thanks to Sam Altman, You Never Have to Speak With Your Kids AgainAI can handle these kinds of pointless interactions. 423537
Reposted by Julien Kirchceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil 3666171246
Reposted by Julien KirchBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105792736
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If you see mention of the horrifying French law that bans minor from social network: the thing is mostly a feel good law without any defined way to enforce it and no punishment if not applied I don’t mean it’s not a bad thing, my point is to avoid criticizing it for wrong reasons 000
Reposted by Julien KirchSMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is fucking terrifying 229581605
Reposted by Julien KirchMatthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 02/07/2026I have gone very far into the weeds in investigating every (I think) published mechanism for preventing authentication tokens from being stolen and how basically none of them has actually succeeded in a useful way: www.codon.org.uk/~mjg59/blog/...codon.org.ukPreventing token theftWhen you log into a service you’re given an authentication token. Each further request to the site includes that token, allowing the server to figure out who you are and ensuring that you have access ... 44116
Reposted by Julien KirchAaron @fermun.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Much like the famous picture of where surviving planes had received bullet damage, it took some thought about what was happening to realize how effective they were. After helmets were introduced, head injuries increased. The story is well known but here's an actual source archive.org/details/inte... 0114
Reposted by Julien KirchSasha Gusev @sashagusevposts.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I assigned random gender/ethnicity labels to scientific abstracts from the literature and then asked Claude to do a thematic analysis. Claude identified a clinical versus computational split for female/male authors and a DEI focus for Black/URM authors. All in completely random data. 26865340
Reposted by Julien Kirchrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/06/2026explaining vim as "what if the Backrooms was a text editor" 524148
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Unexpected but makes sense in hindsight: for some systems, putting some CPUs in idle states won’t decrease global power consumption but allow the other CPUs to increase their frequencies because the whole system is power-constrained youtu.be/0oE9TXescUcyoutu.beSuccess criteria for CPU idle state selection - Rafael J. Wysocki (OSPM26)YouTube video by OSPM summit 001
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This and writing about blogging engines are the only two types of blog posts 000
Reposted by Julien Kirchabsolute horses @jcoglan.com · 20/06/2026I typed my code into my bank's auth device and it just said "button" 1131
Reposted by Julien KirchJoe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 20/06/2026did a blog post of my Thoughts on the Actual State of Unreal in 2026, how it has come to this, etc etc. i've been an unreal user since 2008, and this is the worst the vibes have ever been. is there hope? perhaps www.joewintergreen.com/absolute-sta... 28550162
Reposted by Julien KirchRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/06/2026all the laid off coders mixing with perpetually laid off journalists might, one day, lead to the launch of a publication whose CMS doesn't suck shit to use 341863127
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Asking for help: I’m used to buy tough phone cases from society 6 because they are nice and really solid but we bought an iPhone 16 e and they don’t sell cases for this models, anybody know a good enough alternative? 🙏 001
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Surprised that nowadays so few accordion widgets triggers an accordion sound when you use them. 011
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I thought you worked with cool people. <Slam a smoke bomb on the floor and disappear> 000
Reposted by Julien Kirchalto! @alto.fish · 24/05/2026The Cure were really onto something when they thought of JavaScript in 1979 432449
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 23/05/2026They wait for the human race to end so they can use the cars for themselves 000
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 18/05/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=tImN... Tool assisted speedrun of Fatctorio 1.0 in 57:21 I'm happy the used tool is not compatible with Factorio 2 and requires Windows because I'm so tempted to toy with the thing.youtube.comFactorio TAS in 57:21: Developer's CommentaryYouTube video by Zaspar 000
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 18/05/2026New links: Package registries, ROM updating, democratising software development, Microsoft mess, threat intelligence publications, error handling & concurrency archiloque.net/weekly/26-05...archiloque.netLinks - 18th May 2026Package registries, ROM updating, democratising software development, Microsoft mess, threat intelligence publications, error handling & concurrency 000
Reposted by Julien Kirchkat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit 5185751941
Julien Kirch @archiloque.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Pro tip: if your job use a tool that measure vulnerabilities by scanning dependencies versions against a list of known bad versions, vendoring a dependency without updating it will reduce the number of reported vulnerabilities 000