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@alto.fish
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wannabe computer scientist. radically pluralist, mechanically sympathetic. mostly harmless she/her if we're friends, they/them otherwise

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alto! @alto.fish · 5h
quick (5h) nap
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alto! @alto.fish · 29/09/2026
people putting hexagons in their names whats up w that
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alto! @alto.fish · 29/09/2026
seeing a hopepost from slug
Wacky Dawg
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alto! @alto.fish · 29/09/2026
missed starship flight :/
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a slug🍚🐝🌱🦌💽🫙🚉 @drunk.moe · 29/09/2026
I’ll suck you off for a zyn
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alto! @alto.fish · 29/09/2026
scott
There are three major NGs in AV. anal, bds m, scott[2]

Weekly Japan Playboy 2016 No. 38 During an interview with Simiken
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alto! @alto.fish · 27/09/2026
you make me sick (pregnant)
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alto! @alto.fish · 27/09/2026
👇👇👇
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vanilla @falls.foryou.fast · 27/09/2026
what if there were a programming-oriented link aggregator that was neither gormless hypercapital stantwt or embittered misery nexus tarpit curmudgeonry do we have one of those
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alto! @alto.fish · 27/09/2026
i'm so chinese to me it's just The Room
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HotBloodedHeroine @hotbloodedheroine.petplay.fi · 26/09/2026
legendary videos youtu.be/6kD-wMvqBqo?... youtu.be/1iPWt1gvT_w?...
youtu.be
Rust and the price of ignoring theory
YouTube video by James Faure
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alto! @alto.fish · 25/09/2026
i love letterboxd i be going abt my day and my wrist buzzes and this is the shit they tell me

Twenty deeply felt films celebrating the global art of puppetry.
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alto! @alto.fish · 24/09/2026
i wanted to buy alto.moe for like a month but right before i got to it some french company took it >:( i hate the french
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alto! @alto.fish · 23/06/2026
I've got no more thinking to do
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diane :3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
if god was real estrogen would make your voice higher
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alto! @alto.fish · 23/09/2026
glob bless tailscale 🙏
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alto! @alto.fish · 23/09/2026
rym sucks so much has anyone made rym but atproto yet
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aly @aly.codes · 22/09/2026
what the fuck
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alto! @alto.fish · 22/09/2026
wishing for it to happen extra hard today (they blocked my vps provider's ips)
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alto! @alto.fish · 21/09/2026
fish 🐟
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Arika @ari.express · 21/09/2026
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vanilla @falls.foryou.fast · 21/09/2026
[affirmations] im hirebait but everyone is just too intimidated
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alto! @alto.fish · 21/09/2026
how come none of the simcluster is talking about the new neuralink vid
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alto! @alto.fish · 20/09/2026
i'm in the basement i'm in the basement
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alto! @alto.fish · 18/09/2026
album cover material tbh
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alto! @alto.fish · 18/09/2026
mostly disappointed by yesterday's me we'll see about today ig
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alto! @alto.fish · 17/09/2026
ibuprofen hit so i feel like a person now should i watch a movie or reread goodbye eri for the billionth time
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蛞蝓ちゃん @slug.moe · 17/09/2026
have sex with FOSS mascots
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alto! @alto.fish · 17/09/2026
and another thing: its not a sex cult, please don't put in the newspaper that its a sex cult
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alto! @alto.fish · 17/09/2026
got sick for the first time in like forever. wonder what that is about
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em @foremphasis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Its probably because my daily life is absolutely saturated with pointless suffering as the result of a biological accident but I really, really cannot abide anti trans humanist sentiment. Stupid death drive romanticism.
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alto! @alto.fish · 16/09/2026
Populism is a politics that refuses to recognise the prevailing common sense in managing the economy. Consequently a portion of its critics, those most seduced by capitalist realism, attack it from the incorrect assumption that there is no alternative to neoliberalism. As the status quo is imperiled by the five crises, as well as the long fallout from 2008, such defences will increasingly take place through appeals to anti-utopianism rather than anything positive or propositional. This even standard-bearers for the establishment might concede that living standards are getting worse, or that society is going backwards by many measures, but at least, they will respond,we aren't in 1990s Rwanda and aren't mediaeval serfs. Such a position signifies the death of the very idea of the future, with enlightenment or progress — formerly ideological pillars of liberal capitalism — exchanged for a vision of the good society where decline is marginally slower than it might otherwise be
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🫐 @digi.rip · 15/09/2026
eliza hamilton 
@eliza.vg
i will never use a tui again. they are evil and bad
(3/3)
4:32 PM • Sep 15, 2026
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rini.tngl.sh @rini.tngl.sh · 15/09/2026
repost to kill discord faster
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🌱️ @crumb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
blog post from deepseek kernel engineer mp.weixin.qq.com/s/zk0KxuLzhm...
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alto! @alto.fish · 15/09/2026
no way guys yandex actually did something 🙏🙏
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alto! @alto.fish · 14/09/2026
many such cases
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ilo Niki ⎔ @anomalybait.me · 13/09/2026
this is so much better than discourse
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alto! @alto.fish · 14/09/2026
literally can't scroll bsky in public rn it's all just oomf ass
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alto! @alto.fish · 14/09/2026
help peer. or smth.
a photograph of my nude form
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alto! @alto.fish · 14/09/2026
i'd help peer if i had boobs tbh 😔
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oliver @eikopf.com · 13/09/2026
securitycels got me googling shit like "bitwarden webauthn prf support" with a straight face
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cafkafk @cafkafk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember my CRDT phase? I'm in a protobuf/grpc phase now. Bet I'm two more phases from ending up back at event sourcing. However I'm non-stop doing an obnoxious amount of typestate, I literally see anything and I hit it with typestate. I can't stop. Typestate is just so perfect.
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Saya @number-one-warned.rat.mom · 11/09/2026
called "charlie kirk" gets kirked
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Lyna @blooym.dev · 13/09/2026
So seeing as Anthropic/OpenAI/OpenRouter are giving support to omarchy that 1Password and DigitalOcean is, everyone is going to give them the same treatment and move away from them, right? right?
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alto! @alto.fish · 13/09/2026
people just don't share files over bluetooth anymore.
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alto! @alto.fish · 12/09/2026
this is the type of shit i am on
twin tower fantasy
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alto! @alto.fish · 11/09/2026
who up getting into position to think
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aly @aly.codes · 10/09/2026
best day on bsky this year
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dame @dame.is · 20/08/2026
just on the front of software, it means that leftists and leftist orgs can/should be leveraging agentic workflows to create alternative software to rely less on big tech and embed custom software across their campaigns/activism in a much deeper way than ever before possible
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