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Another degenerate who writes poetry. linktr.ee/jdanielwest to buy my books.

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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 11h
The bit in King where Florence goes all Midsommar absolutely purges my soul clean every time. Perhaps the closest this non-religious gayboy will ever get to feeling God.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
They made this a thing to stop wastage when the chef fucks up the little paddle scoop, right?
A Franco Manca advert for the ‘mezzaluna’, a half pizza/half calzone creation that makes a vague crescent shape. Half of the pizza is folder over and it looks how my pizza looked the one time I used that paddle and failed.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
God, KY Kelly is just awful isn’t she.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🤣 it’s not as bad as seeing as far as Hoenn and them still saying electric has no effect on rock (false) only for Ash to beat a geodude by using an electric attack and beats nosepass with normal moves - all when pikachu learning iron tail has been a subplot and it’s super effective against both.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
To be fair that’s what Rapid Spin does. But then it doesn’t know that move.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When Caleb Hearon said Trump would have loved a life being catty about outfits on red carpets he was absolutely right.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ve always hated the “Trump is gay with [far right dictator]” jokes because my sexuality is not a punchline, but this man is absolutely on the Kinsey scale and as his brain deteriorates he can’t hide it as well. I genuinely wonder how much of his hatred stems from shame of internalised homophobia.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My goodness, my grimace.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes, yes and yes.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AuDHD boy reporting in! Let me read through these now xoxo
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The problem with diving back into past episodes of a podcast filled with nerds is all the Harry Potter talk. I know they follow the sensible route as time goes on but it’s actually more jarring than I excepted.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Curtains closed and lights on by 6:15 I can feel my powers restoring.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want so much for them to make the in-universe shows and films.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 08/10/2026
Not sure why anyone bothers with anti-AI activism when the most effective strategy would be to just point as many microphones as possible to its most vocal champions.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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peacockpete @peacockpete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Buffy Spike
Alt: Spike from Buffy saying out for a walk bitch
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dear diary, finally beat Bloodborne.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need you, Janine.
Janine Butcher gives Sam Altman a Barry goodbye.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😭😭 such a good game.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somewhat (dis)honourable mention to the first game of an IP we no longer celebrate. Played it with a friend entirely unseriously and shaped a lot of my sense of humour but I’m not giving it a coveted spot over IPs that aren’t actively seeking to destroy certain human rights.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I could have filled this with nine Pokemon games so Blue is there to represent the franchise as the first one I played. Also these aren’t necessarily my favourite games, just the ones that have had the biggest impact in some way. Except FFX and BotW are totally favourites.
We love jumping on a bandwagon. My 9 Games That Shaped Me are: Pokemon Blue, Final Fantasy 9, Digimon World, Final Fantasy 10, Overwatch, Breath of the Wild, Simpsons Hit and Run, Cities: Skylines, Super Mario 3D World
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DIGIMON WORLD. Fucking yes, that game was peak.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has someone taken the Gothy Kendoll place?
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Das bachzimmergeistenschiver
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can talk like a goddamn adult on Bluesky, which is one of the reasons I like it here. The cutesy euphemisms, although I know why they’re in use on more restrictive platforms like TikTok, make me so irrationally angry
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking love a crisp sandwich
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We all know you have your own personal hassock collection 😘
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh? No, they’re what you kneel on in church
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aren’t hassocks like, pantaloons?
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
“Everyone hates cameras in smart glasses. But if the camera is contained in a charm you wear around your neck, it shifts the agency. Suddenly, you’re not recording people. It’s just a cute little animated avatar looking out on the world.”
theguardian.com
‘Charming and disarming’ … how Meta’s technology-packed Muse harnesses the power of cuteness
The tech giant has launched a cute ‘little guy’ that can answer emails, book travel or do your weekly food shop
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can tell Final Fantasy XVI is super high fantasy. Slavery, two-tier society, death of the middle class, for-profit wars, colonialist expansion, wealthy elites fighting wars for a power supply even though its use is killing the planet? Absolutely cannot relate to any of that.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fucking love when cars do this. Pebbles sits right in the corner of the sofa with her face wedged in the join
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/09/2026
Y’all have seen the viral short clip. Here’s the full original. The energy we need when somebody tries to push disinformation down our throats.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s the most infuriating thing
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The bakery cookies that are in the five pack? That’s Odysseus and the siren call, there’s no way to resist that allure
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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#TwoTierPolicing

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Woman sentenced for hurling milkshake at
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16 December 2024
Lewis Adams
BBC News, Essex
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Paris Hilton Says 'That's Hot'
ALT: Paris Hilton Says 'That's Hot'
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love it when I’m using Authenticator on my phone to authenticate an app I’m also using on my phone which then won’t let me authenticate without a whole hullabaloo because it won’t let me switch between apps to authenticate the thing Authenticator is supposed to authenticate
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 01/12/2025
Not rude things, a thread:
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need Porygon Z from ZA to lemme know when you get to that point
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think they’ll figure it out when you talk about how many time you’ve watched Sex and the City. Which I assume comes up in the first lecture.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, I am enjoying this game for plot reasons.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😍😍😭😭
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Started Final Fantasy XVI and if the energy from the beginning keeps up I think I might enjoy this.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No one should be that attractive, Jesus Christ.
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤣
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Joe @archaeologyboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s so fucking awful
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