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Augi 🌌🌊

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they/them | non-binary disaster 🌌 Just here to watch the world burn and post thru it with nerd shit 🎲🎮

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we're really just phoning it in with ads these days bc wtf is this toyota? what is "trucktember"?? that doesn't even sound like anything. why are the trucks on the beach?? what does that have to do with september??? what is this ad even FOR besides the general concept of trucks this month???
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what did having a stroke smell like before they invented toast?
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LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia @controller.lacity.gov · 04/09/2026
We received a Fraud, Waste, & Abuse tip: An affordable housing developer was renting out their affordable units to friends and employees from another related entity. Due to legal ambiguity around covenant language, we couldn't substantiate the claim.
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
where my niche community of Critters who are also heavily immersed in Los Angeles politics at 😅 #CriticalRole
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
they need to invent a way of changing bed sheets that doesn't hurt my back and sap all my energy so I'm too tired to finish putting the clean sheets on 🫠
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly proudly, to the end of her days, described her style as "trashy" and that's just one reason i will love her forever
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
people who release mylar balloons shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What the fuck is Quest Diagnostics doing?? How fucking severely have they downsized their staff that it's become utterly impossible to get a test done quickly without booking an appointment weeks out? What do you fucking mean you have to book an appointment just to DROP OFF A SAMPLE???
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm listening to a podcast and an ad for Whole Foods just came on where the VA clearly says "no hydronated oils" instead of "hydrogenated" and I'm like... is this an AI "actor" reciting a script with a typo? Or a real dumbass with an also dumbass editor? Either way, commercial director fail 😂
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Joey Esposito @joeyesposito.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
if you see me at SDCC and ask for one of these i will give you one
AI is for hacks & fascists sticker by soup dad comics
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Walking into my livingroom so I can stretch and try to work out some of my back pain to be able to walk today bc I can't afford physical therapy and seeing a man in his 50s roller skate past my apartment feels like a very Millennial Economic Moment.
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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Quick update, there is a mariachi band at this meeting. Several residents told my reporter on the ground that they are now furious. The line is gigantic, and it’s unknown whether everyone will get in but “there are way more people here than there are seats.”
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Bless this person on Reddit for making this clear outline of all the evidence over the years that tsw¡ft is racist 🙏🙏🙏 www.reddit.com/r/travisandt...
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From the travisandtaylor community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the travisandtaylor community
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 26/06/2026
A new granite walkway. Refinishing the wall to glue those hideous gold accents. Trump claimed he was paying for all of it. He lied. They’ve been looting the National Parks.
THE PATHWAY THAT CONNECTS the
White House residence to the
Oval Office has long been paved in Tennessee flagstone. Every president since
Harry Truman made the 45-second commute, and made it without complaint, until Donald Trump. The dun rock would not do. Instead, Trump wanted polished African granite, carved in Italy, with a flamed-finish stripe-slightly raised, to prevent slips—running down the middle. As workers tore up the flagstone last March, a reporter asked Trump who was paying for the enhancements. "Paid for by me," he replied.But that wasn't true. Budget documents from the National Park Service that I obtained show that the walkway replacement cost taxpayers $689,232, and is part of a $1.3 million project that included repairing adjacent stone and masonry and providing new hardware for nearby doors. A year earlier, in a separate
"Rush project at request of POTUS," the Park Service spent $347,503 to remove and replace the stucco on the colonnade wall, a project that cleared the way for Trump to affix gold frames and plaques mocking some of his predecessors.
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
just occurred to me that i shouldn't bother worrying if my gender presentation confuses cis people, because it confused me for 25 years so they can deal with it for a change.
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
for *no particular reason* i am just mentally channeling the concept of a Cajun alligator lizardfolk in the direction of @willingblam.bsky.social ................ 🙏
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@criticalrole.bsky.social my kingdom for full 15min breaks again PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭
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Kristin House @kristinhouse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It’s really hard not to take note of who doesn’t show up for you when you’re at your lowest. :/ When I need folks most I can’t help but see who isn’t around
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Matthew Humphreys @americanninjax.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The only ethical use of GenAi is to efficiently identify people I don’t want to talk to anymore.
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i love woke gay king #criticalrole
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Independent stores should really start swapping out their military discounts for civil rights and environmental protection lawyer discounts.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think at the core of this is a really deep political divide over the core nature of what freedom is. At stake here is this question: is freedom the end of exploitation and rule, the ability to work and make decisions together without anyone ruling over each other, Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i cannot begin to express the level of appreciation and relief i experienced just now while calling my bank and having it confirmed i was speaking to a real human and not an ai by the way the guy was muttering to himself as he typed in my info on the other end.
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Los Angeles Magazine posted their newest cover, and it's AI slop. Nithya Raman looks nothing like the image. Deeply embarassing from an unserious magazine.
An AI photo of a Spencer Pratt with a gold trashcan necklace, black shirt, and a dead eye stare. Next to him is an ambigious looking woman, with brown skin and black hair. They're on a magazine cover that says Special Election Issue and below it Los Angeles in cursive. Screenshot of a post that says: 
The cover is fake.
The crisis is real.

Our June Special Election Issue uses AI to capture a very real moment in Los Angeles … a city where politics, celebrity, spectacle, and civic frustration are all colliding at once.

Whether you love it, hate it, question it, or can’t stop looking at it… this is the L.A. we’re living in.

Los Angeles Magazine’s June Special Election Issue is out now ⬇️
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
my internet bill steadily increased a little bit at a time over the last two years until it was 50% higher than the original rate for the exact same service and in order to do anything about that, i have to argue with a robot for an hour to get a $20 discount. i love living this way.
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
genuinely what do you say to ppl like this other than "kys"
"finally Al can show us what painters wanted us to see" & it's starry night next to a garbage hyperrealistic img
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social please tell me Maya Davinos was based off Shoreh Aghdashloo, bc her as Avaserala in The Expanse was all I could see in that whole scene with Julian and it was BRILLIANT 😂 #criticalrole www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmRQ...
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The Expanse | Most Savage Moments of Avasarala | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
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Caitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why you dont want to layoff everyone that touched a Dragon Age, example B: Solas is now the religious leader of the Chantry apparently, per new shirt.
A screenshot of an email. The title reads “Bioware Gear. Solas, The Divine (Sun Emoji). Let Solas’ divine presence grace your wardrobe
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So I always pick up hazardous objects in the street to try and improve my absolutely abysmal flat tire luck, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN this was just in the middle of the road outside my job??? 💀
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2026
the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#Poshmark fucked me over because a seller listed a pair of shoes as a MENS 9 that were actually a WOMENS 9 and won't let me return them. They're telling me I can "reposh" them, so they can just take out more seller fees. Go absolutely fuck yourselves, Poshmark.
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
was joking around theorizing about Azune's sorcerer ancestry with some friends, talking about how the growling massive head looming over him in his dream reminded me of Mufasa, and then i remembered his birth mark and....... Azune = Simba REAL?????? #CriticalRole
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Torg: Krog, can explain how am Circular Finance bad? Krog: [sighing with the weight of relatively few eons] Pull up rock, this take minute.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
if jar jar binks had breasts and was in knights of the old republic it might look a little something like this
Jar Jar Binks with boobs is sitting in lounge seating in a cantina and addressing the player, she says "Yousa Like Jizz?" 1. What’s a nice girl like you soliciting strangers’ opinions jizz for in a place like this? 2. Like it? Sister, I'm the foremost expert in the galaxy. Not interested (Leave) 4. Ohh right duh cantina music used to be called "jizz" in star wars (intelligence) 5. Die, Monster! (Attack) 6. Attempt a Gungan accent
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
does anyone else who grew up before LED flashlights were everywhere remember being really competitive as a kid with your friends about who had the brightest flashlight? or was that just me? 😅
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Rudy Giuliani will be mourned in a specific way by every person who had to write headlines for news articles over the last 20ish years
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If anyone is looking for a new place in LA and is like..... a responsible adult who is not going to be late on rent every single month PLEASE hit me up 🙏 Desperately looking for a new roommate who is not an asshole.
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hey #CriticalRole folks, was anybody else screaming about Luxon Beacons in their apartment tonight or was that just me?
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Watching The Wire while eating dinner, started up ep 4x02 and was mid-bite of my sandwich when Herc walked in on the mayor.... yeah... If anyone had been here to see my face I'm pretty sure I looked exactly like this:
"Saturn Devouring His Son" by Goya
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm on season 3 of The Wire and I've been trying to figure out where I recognize Cutty from and why I feel a weird affection and loyalty for him, and I finally gave up and looked up Chad Coleman's imdb and realized hes FRED FUCKING JOHNSON from The Expanse 😂
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i remembered earlier today that im not on a medication that grapefruit interacts with anymore, and i just housed one of those things like cookie monster if he hadn't had a cookie in 15 years.
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The biggest problem for me with going to the grocery store is I frequently purchase frozen goods, but then the stress of actually having to go to the grocery store means by the time I have driven home I have to sit in my car and disassociate for 15min while shit just melts in my trunk.
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
OH MY GOD ARE THEY FIGHTING FUCKING HEXXUS???? #CriticalRole
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a shadow of a clown is cast on a red and yellow wall
ALT: a shadow of a clown is cast on a red and yellow wall
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
why does my boss see me working at my desk that FACES A WALL with my NOISE-CANCELLING HEADPHONES ON and stand 10ft behind me and WHISPER my name while waving???
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
bruhhhhh im on a walk and this cyberdumpster pulled up, and an AMAZON DELIVERY GUY got out to go drop off a package 💀💀💀 ARE WE FUCKING FOR REAL WITH THIS???
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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
IT'S BEEN UPDATED! OFFICIALLY 300 EPISODES 😭🙏🙌
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