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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

we're really just phoning it in with ads these days bc wtf is this toyota? what is "trucktember"?? that doesn't even sound like anything. why are the trucks on the beach?? what does that have to do with september??? what is this ad even FOR besides the general concept of trucks this month???

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

people who release mylar balloons shouldn't be allowed to reproduce

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

So I always pick up hazardous objects in the street to try and improve my absolutely abysmal flat tire luck, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN this was just in the middle of the road outside my job??? 💀

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

was joking around theorizing about Azune's sorcerer ancestry with some friends, talking about how the growling massive head looming over him in his dream reminded me of Mufasa, and then i remembered his birth mark and....... Azune = Simba REAL?????? #CriticalRole

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Watching The Wire while eating dinner, started up ep 4x02 and was mid-bite of my sandwich when Herc walked in on the mayor.... yeah... If anyone had been here to see my face I'm pretty sure I looked exactly like this:

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

IT'S BEEN UPDATED! OFFICIALLY 300 EPISODES 😭🙏🙌

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

hey hi um excuse me @dropout.tv but was On A Bus Season 2 the 300TH EPISODE OF DIMENSION 20??? imdb says 299 but this one isn't up yet??? WAS THIS 300????? 🤣🤣🤣

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

That black and white character? That's a Cheron native, the aliens from one of the MOST IMPORTANT TOS EPISODES FOR ITS COMMENTARY ON RACISM, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield," which revolved around the conflict between the "black & white" vs "white & black" peoples of the planet Cheron.

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

okay this pisses me off more than anything. you're in the middle of a huge budget CGI shot of the SF academy, backed by a Rufus Wainwright song cover, and then you cut to THIS: Is the makeup poorly done and cheap looking? Yes, but its NOT THAT SIMPLE.

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

i got excited there was a star trek question on this crossword but alas 😔

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

The kids at East Valley High are doing a walkout march to protest ICE 🥹🙌

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

listening to today's Executive Disorder ep from @coolzonemedia.bsky.social and realizing I had never heard DHS rep Tricia McLaughlin's actual voice before was a TRIP bc my brain was immediately like

screenshot of the squeaky shrimp from Shark Tale (2004)

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

world's on fire but i did just take this incredibly kickass screenshot of my Inqusitor in the Descent DLC

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The penny has been passed! 🎉🍾🎆 New year, new lemon pig!

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

uh wtf....? hey old friend, haven't seen you in a while???

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

so THIS is what they meant by "hot singles in your area"

a packet of Kraft cheese singles sitting on the edge of an abandoned planter in the sun

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I only just got into DAI last year but it's utterly changed my life for the better. I've met so many amazing people through Dragon Age, and it's unlocked such a passion for its lore and storytelling in me. Anyway here's my sweet boye Ziggy from my current run in his fresh new flower crown 🥹

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

someone pls tell me if this shot in #TheMightyNein was an intention Vertigo reference, I need to know 🙏😅 @criticalrole.bsky.social

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

eyyy @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social can I get a point for "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arms Dealer Man" 🙏

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

oh fucking amazing. It's not just the sauce. It's the whole damn bowl. This shit is only two thirds full compared to how it used to be. Not going to fucking buy these anymore, go fuck yourself TJ's

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

So I've been buying trader Joe's frozen meals for years because I'm a lazyass who has no patience for cooking, And I'm fucking pissed with this shrinkflation bullshit because I got the orange chicken bowl and these assholes have cut the size of the sauce packet included in half.

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Bootlickers have no sense of aesthetic

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

was just going thru my google docs to see what i needed to download and back up bc of their current culling fuckery, and found this extremely important untitled doc from 2019 I.... what.... the fuck...?

untitled google word doc, the body of which just says "i like plampts"

screenshot showing the file for the untitled document and that it was created December 4th, 2019

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Can someone who understands chess better than me explain to me why this app considers this game a STALEMATE/DRAW??

A digital chess board where the player is black and has their queen, two knights, a bishop, a pawn, and their king left whole white only has their king backed into a corner.

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Every time I play Inqusition I want to kiss whoever designed the body models on the mouth. I'd def go for a short king built like this brick shithouse if I found one irl 😂

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Also this my guy Ziggy. Look at our lil eyebrow scar bros. Gonna be a hot boy summer with these two 🔥🔥🔥

Screenshot of the Dragon Age: Inquisition Character Record for Sighren "Ziggy" Cadash, level 3 dwarven rogue with deep auburn hair and a fantastic moustache.

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

When you pause @dimension20.bsky.social to take a call and come back to Brennan looking like he's waiting for you to spill the tea 🤣

Screen shot of Brennan from D20's Titan Takedown looking extremely excited with his fingers tented together like an evil villain

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

What's a wyvern's favorite pasta? . . .

Real estate sign for a realtor named "Inga DRAGHETTI"

get it like ........ Dragon spaghetti..........

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Have you ever wanted to read a dense, scientific journal-style essay about Dragon Age? Specifically about the Joining Ritual of the Grey Wardens? Complete with a glossary, diagrams, and an APA format bibliography? THEN BOY HAVE I GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU! archiveofourown.org/works/639382...

Cover of scientific journal “TITANSIBLE: RESEARCH FROM EVERY CORNER OF THEDAS,” by publisher GENITIVI & HARDING, INC.

Vol. 01, Issue 01 published 17 Nubilis (Drakonis), 9:53 Dragon (2047 TE)

Cover image features a portion of a fresco mural depicting the sundering of a Titan, found in an unmapped portion of the Deep Roads in 9:44 Dragon.

FEATURED ARTICLES:

“TOWARD A UNIFYING THEORY OF THE BLIGHT AND ITS EFFECTS ”

“DRAGONS: HOW DO THEY WORK?” An in-depth study of dragon anatomy, thaumaturgy, and their natural role as amplifiers of magical effects.

“THE PHYSIOLOGY OF LYRIUM” Similarities and interrelationships between lyrium addiction, withdrawal, and magical anemia.

“ANDRASTE: THE FIRST GREY WARDEN” Also features: the likely dwarven ancestry of the Maker's Bride.

“SPECIAL FOCUS: TOPOGRAPHY” Is Thedas flat? Collected evidence from experts in physics, geography, astronomy, and magic.

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Playing through Dragon Age 2 for the first time and if Lyrium is the blood of the Titans then is orichalcum..... what I think it is......? I'm so sorry @davidgaider.bsky.social but I need to know 😭

Codex entry from DA2

"Orichalcum

Like lyrium, orichalcum is a metal most commonlyencountered in liquid form. Unlike lyrium, however, orichalcum forms pools and must be drawn like water rather than mined.

Deep Orichalcum is the most common type of the metal, and is often found in places where opals are mined. The rarer Crystalline Orichalcum is found in small pools in the mountains. Folk wisdom says that a drop of orichalcum mixed with wine is a potent aphrodisiac, though it has a pungent smell similar to lye, so I could not bring myself to put this legend to the test.

-An excerpt from An Alchemical Primer of Metallurgy: Volume One, by Lord Cerastes of Marnas Pell"

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I may or may not be working on a Dragon Age themed research paper covering the immunological mechanics of the Joining ritual and how the true nature of the blight is a key factor in a recruit's survival so.... This has been me lately 😅

(Meme edit)
Someone talking about the blight: have you heard about this?
Me, vibrating fast enough to ascend to the astral plane: yes I have heard about the blight and I know a normal human amount of facts about the blight and I can talk about the blight for a normal amount of time yes

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I would like to give a big thank you to @thatotherwriter.bsky.social for The Viper and Tarquin. These boys have become the absolute highlight of the game for me 🙏 And while I'm here, curious of your thoughts on this totally real, certainly not edited codex entry I found?

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Y'all ever seen a Lamborghini with a ROOF RACK??? Philll my guy, if you see this, PLEASE EXPLAIN.

An orange Lamborghini with a utility roof rack and a vanity plate that says PHILLL

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

Why is he looking at me like this

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

If you were murdered and you could assign any TV detective in the world to find your killer, who would you pick? ...Does this count? He's not exactly "in the world" 😂

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

Update: roommate sent a the Bourdain HK quote to our group chat... Which i had just sent to the same group a few hours earlier. I cannot with this dude.

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

I made a snuffle mat for my dog, but now he's addicted to it and just sits there sadly staring at it and crying softly in the hopes that more treats will manifest in it 🤣

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Augi 🌌🌊 @aquamonstra.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

Hey folks, if you're a writer and you want to use fancy words, I am BEGGING you to please look up the definitions to make sure you're using them correctly. I just read the description "snake-like incisors" and now I can't get this image out of my head.