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april @aprl.moe · 9h
Today on WTF Microsoft: If you download OneDrive from its main landing page, from the big "Download OneDrive" button, while on a flagship Snapdragon Copilot+ PC, you will get a version that runs through 32-bit emu and silently breaks. Of course, the real ARM64 version is on a random docs page.
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april @aprl.moe · 28/09/2026
accidentally clicked on fortnite instead of persona 5 and i genuinely just rebooted my pc cause i knew itd be faster than waiting for fortnite to open so i can close it
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april @aprl.moe · 27/09/2026
today i played persona 5 for 9 hours and then played regretevator for 3 hours :3
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 26/09/2026
I really really need everyone on the world that's right @everyone to see this GIF that's right @thisGIF look👀 at this -> RIGHT now
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april @aprl.moe · 25/09/2026
[working from home on a friday] boss: working on that new deploy? me: yeah bro im just pushing it right now my screen:
ted in a bathtub on the phoneWe Ranked Every French Fry - The Yard - 2 hours and 25 minutes long
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april @aprl.moe · 21/09/2026
i am literally THE average osu player whenever i play ranked, my first match i lose to someone slightly better than me, my second match i win against someone slightly worse than me, and repeat. and i have stayed at the default elo since ranked play released
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april @aprl.moe · 20/09/2026
i finally got fortnite to install!! i had to win+r `com.epicgames.launcher://apps/Fortnite?action=install` and that kickstarted egl into letting me install it (didnt actually start the install but then when i went into library it let me) what a good launcher =w=
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april @aprl.moe · 19/09/2026
ultimate steam points farm: reserve steam frame and then when your friend who actually wants one doesnt get his reservation, let him buy it on your account
You've earned 133,566 steam points
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Overstrum @overstrum.com · 18/09/2026
Overstrum is now out in Early Access! Get it at overstrum.com
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april @aprl.moe · 18/09/2026
my next project! check it out tonight
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 16/09/2026
the problem is not using AI or LLMs or whatever. the problem is people like this trying to act like they're better than than the giants whos shoulders they're standing on. blame also goes to people only caring about new shiny toys, giving clout chasing disrespectful shitheads what they want...
A Twitter post from NGT saying "Friendly reminder that this could have been a thing 15 years ago! Old Wii homebrew devs have a collective braindead hivemind and combined IQ of 12."A Twitter post from Jordy with a nonsensical meme of a guy riding a bike saying "Oh look at that LLM", him sticking a stick into the spokes saying "Holy fuck he just did what we did in 5 years in 2 hours", then falling off the bike and saying "My precious exploit it's gone because of LLM"
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Relax, he probably just likes the aesthetics of the show. ...After all, I hear Pomni's too old for him.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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april @aprl.moe · 15/09/2026
dont mind me im testing blobs again
bret michaels
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kyn @kyn-n.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the moment i saw this it took over my brain like a parasite
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april @aprl.moe · 11/09/2026
/goal Make paperclips.
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april @aprl.moe · 09/09/2026
she was a slack and macbook girl, he was a teams and thinkpad boy
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april @aprl.moe · 08/09/2026
- said yes to an impossible deadline cause i was feeling confident - realized deadline is impossible - a vendor proceeds to fuck up so unbelievably bad they single-handedly made the deadline actually genuinely impossible - don’t have to hit impossible deadline gg
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Frieren Anime: Proud Reaction Meme
Alt: Frieren Anime: Proud Reaction Meme GIF
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april @aprl.moe · 08/09/2026
Wordle App: april was playing
Wordle 1907 6/6

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april: Me when I really fuck up in Tetris
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april @aprl.moe · 06/09/2026
so is bluesky. why are you still here
claude contributions on bluesky
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april @aprl.moe · 05/09/2026
Wait, does that mean...
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april @aprl.moe · 05/09/2026
what do we think
My ballot for the 38 Most Influential Bluesky Posters of 2026 (unranked): @comi-tan.dummy.to @fluffy-tan.bsky.social @furry-hater.bsky.social @invoxiplaygames.uk @mousephia.love @rude1.blacksky.team @samcandles.com @slug.moe @spacelawshitpost.me — https://bsky38.com
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asura @asura.dev · 02/09/2026
This is an embarrassment to the entire network. I don't even use PDN, so I didn't comment, but definitely support the addition of features for compatibility I'm going to go out on a limb here, assume that 99.999% of the people screeching are on iPhones/Win11|Mac and don't even know what WINE is
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april @aprl.moe · 02/09/2026
if you as a b2b company genuinely use your <org>.onmicrosoft.com as your email domain for outlook invites you are ngmi im sorry
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aagaming @aagaming.me · 01/09/2026
please stop using 1password immediately they just committed to send omarchy 300 grand 😭
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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 31/08/2026
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april @aprl.moe · 31/08/2026
deploy at 6pm close my laptop mute teams who gaf
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Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 30/08/2026
wait... furry hater... you're a hater whos a furry... ohhh kojima you've DONE IT AGAIN
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet @es.nitrobear.gay · 30/08/2026
Watch me
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 30/08/2026
background radiation on the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...
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Creepy crawlies
You've probably heard me complain about the "AI crawlers" before, but now I actually have some hard numbers I can put up to show their im...
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did you know? After the source code for Super Mario 64 was rebuilt, dataminers found that the “64” on the title screen actually stands for the hardware of the running device. This produces interesting results on native PC builds.
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☆kauloversace @kauloversace.moe · 29/08/2026
webp hate is "cant find the download button on github" coded im sorry
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FOSDEM @fosdem.org · 30/08/2026
fosdem.org
FOSDEM 2027 will take place on 30 & 31 January 2027 — FOSDEM 2027
FOSDEM 2027 will take place on Saturday 30 and Sunday 31 January 2027, at the ULB Solbosch campus in Brussels, Belgium.
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april @aprl.moe · 29/08/2026
i love how @github.com has removed any and all way to get in contact with support unless i literally lie about why im contacting. what a shit platform
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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kris‮ @kris.kralsei.stream · 28/08/2026
bsky.app/settings/app-icon
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HDKirin @hdkirin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"What do you want for your birthday?" "Well..."
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alec @acai.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
no one: The Drummer in Guitar Hero 3:
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april @aprl.moe · 29/08/2026
meooooow
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vimae 🪻 @mae.wtf · 28/08/2026
Now That's What I Call Music! 67
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Company that union busts and fires its employees and then justifies it by spreading rumors they were leaking stuff are now insisting you have to sympathize with them because it’s heartbreaking what these leakers are doing to their employees.
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she tryna ignore it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @claire.on-her.computer · 26/08/2026
sharepoint url's are some of the least user friendly i've ever seen
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april @aprl.moe · 26/08/2026
just caught steam starting to update a game that i was literally actively uninstalling
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My kind of café
4 panel comic:

Panel 1:  forg comes through a door. A pink blob worker in the foreground. Forg: “one coff please”
Panel 2: the pink blob worker behind a counter that is labeled “coffee”. A coffee poster on the wall. The blob asks “big or small?”
Panel 3: blob on foreground, forg in background. Forg: “big please!”, Blob: “ok”
Panel 4: forg sitting at a table with a HUGE cup of coffee in front of him. He is happy. He says “I enjoy this place”
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dummy.cafe @dummy.cafe · 25/08/2026
Hi all,

We’ve published a proper Terms of Service and Privacy Policy for the dummy.cafe PDS / hosting provider.
They are available at the following links:
https://dummy.cafe/pds/terms/
https://dummy.cafe/pds/privacy/ 

We aren’t changing anything about how we run the service, what is allowed/isn’t allowed, etc. - rather, the point of this is just to formalize the way we have already been running it.

The Privacy Policy also goes into detail about what data we store, how backups work, who our infrastructure providers are, etc etc...

If you have any questions or concerns at all about either document, please feel free to reach out to me, either in reply to this email or by Signal/Discord as always.
Anything that looks ambiguous/might be interpreted wrong, anything you’d like more detail on, clarifications on specific content, etc.

PS. If you see something on our PDS that you think probably shouldn’t be there (i.e. anything illegal), we would always appreciate that you reach out to us first, before Bluesky moderation or making it public. We can always be reached the usual ways. (email at hi@dummy.cafe or Signal/Discord)

Thank you!

April
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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april @aprl.moe · 21/08/2026
minecraft modded players be like i'm gonna make a pizza station for the kitchen so we can make pizza
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