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@aprl.moe
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april @aprl.moe · 01/10/2026
today on WTF Microsoft, or maybe just WTF everyone because this is the state of the world..... 1193 requests to load a single page in Dynamics 365. literally just a page that has some navigation and shows a single record's fields.
1185 requests - 14.5 MB transferred - Finish: 26.79s
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april @aprl.moe · 28/09/2026
Me watching the new mino video
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april @aprl.moe · 25/09/2026
[working from home on a friday] boss: working on that new deploy? me: yeah bro im just pushing it right now my screen:
ted in a bathtub on the phoneWe Ranked Every French Fry - The Yard - 2 hours and 25 minutes long
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april @aprl.moe · 19/09/2026
ultimate steam points farm: reserve steam frame and then when your friend who actually wants one doesnt get his reservation, let him buy it on your account
You've earned 133,566 steam points
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april @aprl.moe · 15/09/2026
dont mind me im testing blobs again
bret michaels
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april @aprl.moe · 08/09/2026
Wordle App: april was playing
Wordle 1907 6/6

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april: Me when I really fuck up in Tetris
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april @aprl.moe · 06/09/2026
so is bluesky. why are you still here
claude contributions on bluesky
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april @aprl.moe · 05/09/2026
Wait, does that mean...
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april @aprl.moe · 05/09/2026
>:3
screenshot of my calendar entry for mini expo nov 11 to nov 13
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april @aprl.moe · 05/09/2026
what do we think
My ballot for the 38 Most Influential Bluesky Posters of 2026 (unranked): @comi-tan.dummy.to @fluffy-tan.bsky.social @furry-hater.bsky.social @invoxiplaygames.uk @mousephia.love @rude1.blacksky.team @samcandles.com @slug.moe @spacelawshitpost.me — https://bsky38.com
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april @aprl.moe · 16/08/2026
#watdatmean
Wetting Modifier
Causes you to wet yourself when damaged
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april @aprl.moe · 16/08/2026
Heh... How'd you like my Maintenance 2?
april smoking a fat blunt BUT THE IMAGE IS MIRRORED WHAT??
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april @aprl.moe · 16/08/2026
Heh... How'd you like my Maintenance?
april smoking a fat blunt wtf real
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april @aprl.moe · 11/08/2026
Mr Krabs looking at a picture frame

In the picture frame is an image of a twitter convo

(A) I think my nonbinary hairstylist ghosted me because they found out I use AI
(B) white people be like I think my nonbinary hairstylist ghosted me because they found out I use AI
(A) Really would appreciate some empathy right now.
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april @aprl.moe · 08/08/2026
LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEE
New heatwave next week wxcharts.com
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april @aprl.moe · 07/08/2026
on today's episode of FUCK MICROSOFT
Non-Microsoft clients can't authenticate with the remote MCP Server because Microsoft Entra ID doesn't currently support dynamic client registration, which these clients require.

Currently supported clients:

Visual Studio Code
Visual Studio (2022 and later)
Microsoft Foundry
Microsoft Copilot Studio
GitHub Copilot
GitHub Copilot CLI
GitHub Copilot app
For non-Microsoft clients, use the local Azure DevOps MCP Server with PAT or Azure CLI authentication instead. Don't run both the remote and local servers at the same time — choose the one that matches your client.
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april @aprl.moe · 05/08/2026
OH MY FUCKING GOD I WAS JOKING
github readme screenshot

> Install with an AI agent (recommended)
> The fastest way to get `ghidrasql` running end-to-end is to point an AI coding agent (Claude Code, Cursor, Aider, etc.) at the bundler installer prompt: `install-prompt.md`
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april @aprl.moe · 05/08/2026
paseli 727
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april @aprl.moe · 03/08/2026
how it looks when you watch someone play an arcade rhythm game you havent played before
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april @aprl.moe · 02/08/2026
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april @aprl.moe · 26/07/2026
whenever I go on a flight I just buy whatever I want because I know my bank will decline the charge 2 days later anyways
edit of the “soldier protecting sleeping child” meme where the bullets are “paying for my ryanair pretzels” and the soldier is “my bank” and there’s a screenshot of a declined Ryanair charge for 3,26 £
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april @aprl.moe · 24/07/2026
related
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april @aprl.moe · 27/06/2026
🤫
smashed floradinn holding a stick of butterknight holding its sword the knight looking geeked tf out and saying “And I been liiiicking it.”
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april @aprl.moe · 13/06/2026
how can i make this about mino 😈
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april @aprl.moe · 13/06/2026
sometimes i just stop and wonder where it all went wrong
jax digital circus with skibidi toilet fortnite
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april @aprl.moe · 09/06/2026
turning a big dial that says “liquid glass” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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april @aprl.moe · 06/06/2026
we’re remastering this for switch
DS brick homebrew
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april @aprl.moe · 30/05/2026
this is what i do at 2:00 am
screenshot of euro truck in vr, scott the woz video playing above the windshield
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april @aprl.moe · 29/05/2026
“007 first light is the best 007 game”
007 / Dr. No pinball
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april @aprl.moe · 27/05/2026
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april @aprl.moe · 17/05/2026
Handbrake
screenshot of that horrible UI from the show Silicon Valley
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april @aprl.moe · 17/05/2026
“[command] [option]”
How to draw an owl
1. Draw some circles
2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl
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april @aprl.moe · 17/05/2026
Video compression is so funny. You'd think it'd be a solved problem, and yet the only actually good app for just compressing a fucking video is this thingamajig
screenshot of a window Danny Video Compressor 1.0.1. it's a basic WinForms window and all the text is comic sans and the ui is very basic (input video, output folder, size, and a giant Compress Video button)
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april @aprl.moe · 16/05/2026
im installing a game off of smb and this is for some reason insane to me tbh idk why i never thought to do this it seems like its working
game installer running and in the background showing the installer is on my smb share
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april @aprl.moe · 11/05/2026
people on roblox are literally talking through signs now cause of the age verification rules
people in roblox holding up signs with text to communicate
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april @aprl.moe · 03/05/2026
my PC after i download 20gb of mods for a game and select all of them and click "7zip, Extract to *\"
Everything will freeze
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april @aprl.moe · 03/05/2026
new project: orangejuice, a new minecraft UHC server! same experience as applejuice and Raimu, but refreshed for 1.21.11 → orangejuice.games → orangejuice.games/discord
orangejuice website
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april @aprl.moe · 29/04/2026
chunithm score screen - Full Combo 1,005,322 SS+ on OOPARTS EX 13+
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april @aprl.moe · 27/04/2026
yes. it’s ME. I made the 67!!!!!! Evil laugh, etc
screenshot where i didn’t like the 6 and i liked the 7
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april @aprl.moe · 24/04/2026
guys look! “bluesky is dying” is back!
Hey! I’ve seen this one. It’s a classic!
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april @aprl.moe · 24/04/2026
THIRTY FOUR OTHERS
bluesky profile showing “followed by … and 34 others”
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april @aprl.moe · 22/04/2026
mr krabs admiring Why's "I did dip it in the pool" post
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april @aprl.moe · 19/04/2026
what do you Mean i lost 6 elo from winning. how does that Happen
screenshot of osu ranked play victory screen, showing -6 elo in red
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april @aprl.moe · 18/04/2026
my favorite video maybe ever
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april @aprl.moe · 18/04/2026
new project: safekeeper → running instance: safekeeper.dummy.cafe → source: tangled.org/dummy.cafe/s... simple service to run on a server which takes backups of Atmosphere/ATProto accounts + new blobs once a day can add accounts individually or add a whole PDS to back up every account on it
screenshot of safekeeper dashboard
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april @aprl.moe · 18/04/2026
oh yeah sure the DID for the @dummy.cafe account just has mari and fish in it. yeah. why not. sure. <- literally only just now realized this for the first time
screenshot of pdsls showing the @dummy.cafe account where the did starts with "mari" and then has "fish" in the middle
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april @aprl.moe · 18/04/2026
proud to announce @dummy.cafe is now offering 67.gay handles
screenshot of handle picker showing .dummy.to, .silly.gay, and .67.gay as the handle domains
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april @aprl.moe · 16/04/2026
guy looking at server confused
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april @aprl.moe · 14/04/2026
Oooooops
that same counter is now 115k
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april @aprl.moe · 14/04/2026
forgot to filter the firehose award
17 thousand requests on a cloudflare worker
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