April! @aprilsr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026EA orgs should consider trying to archive important data like this so that in the future we aren't relying on canadian high school students but kudos to everyone involved! 040
April! @aprilsr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026"it might've been iHop actually" "maybe i'm thinking of applebee's..." - @celene.bsky.social 030
Reposted by April!Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them. 420288827298
Reposted by April!Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE 126182436487
Reposted by April!jen sometimes aph 🌻 @bunnibytz.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen (????) But with Tylenol, don't take it." 8236
Reposted by April!tess @tess.bsky.social · 13/09/2025*reads community guidelines very closely* I'm sure glad the violent internetpoisened young guy meta is moving away from shooting schoolchildren and teachers. we should definitely make sure it continues to be less of that. 1101
Reposted by April!æon @aeon.bsky.social · 02/07/2025sorry I gotta know every detail of what happened here. why were they messing with pow(). why did they not test pow() after messing with it. why did it take until an investigation by the osu team to figure out what was wrong. should the osu team be placed in charge of the windows runtime 8431224
Reposted by April!tachikoma @tachikoma.elsewhereunbound.com · 29/05/2025he left some wiggle room with "almost" but i'm going to ignore that and say there's at least one profession that won't be automatable by then. yes, you've probably already guessed it, livestreaming video games. 3211
April! @aprilsr.bsky.social · 23/05/2025zizian georg, who caused 17 murders due to his belief in the basilisk, was an outlier and should not have been counted 1202
Reposted by April!croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 20/05/2025Can confirm. Crashing at the rathouse in Paris and a mech interp guy starts talking about extinction in two years' time, suggests I shouldn't be wasting my time on twitter rn and should go to sleep, takes my phone and puts in on a table elsewhere, mutters about being the hero to save us all, leaves 291
Reposted by April!Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Earth is normally portrayed as a Mother, feminine Mars, the God of War, is typically masculine Therefore, in this 90 page essay, I submit to you that terraforming Mars is just planetary force feminization. Section 1- 19696227
Reposted by April!Travis Brown @travisbrown.dev · 08/05/2025The new pope signed up for Twitter in 2011 with a Hotmail email address that he also used for a lot of other stuff, which is how I know that he's probably the first pope on Zynga and almost certainly the first pope on Tumblr 523524644
Reposted by April!qntm @qntm.org · 05/05/2025In the UK we say "the Fifth of April be with you" of course 3922
April! @aprilsr.bsky.social · 05/05/2025i think god should fix the thing where there probably aren't very many polyamorous rationalist catholic trans girls who will go to mass with me and then come over to my apartment and make out after 150
Reposted by April!dawnlight melody (⏸️🤖,⏩🏳️⚧️) @dawnlightmelody.bsky.social · 28/04/2025you're telling me that america is considering a revolution after making judges dependent on his will alone, sending hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses? 1247
Reposted by April!G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 23/04/2025New YouGov/Economist poll out this morning finds Trump is no longer popular on immigration. This was the last issue he had a positive net approval on. This was very easy to see coming, esp bc individual components of immigration policy are so toxic: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/should-dem... 391866484
Reposted by April!Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025The reason that Democrats can't compromise on the culture war is that the actual demand from conservatives is that LGBT people simply disappear from public life, which is not something that the Democratic Party is capable of actually conceding. 251441310
Reposted by April!dawnlight melody (⏸️🤖,⏩🏳️⚧️) @dawnlightmelody.bsky.social · 05/03/2025if your strategies for persuasion rely on people already being receptive to you and virtuous enough to do extensive searches every time you say something they don't already know, you will fail to persuade the *vast majority of humanity* 2164
Reposted by April!GeorgistSteve 🔰🏗️🌆🪩🗽 @georgiststeve.bsky.social · 07/02/2025JD Vance will really be like "you believe in loving thy neighbor? That pales in comparison to my strategy, loving my family first" and then not love his family. 1784718682
Reposted by April!Mikael Thalen @mikaelthalen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...dailydot.comEXCLUSIVE: Hackers leak cop manuals for departments nationwide after breaching major providerCritics accuse the company of wielding outsized private influence on public policing. 242124654397
Reposted by April!Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 23/01/2025When the day has grown weary and the titan Selene rides her silver chariot across the sky, I lay my fatigued bones upon my Sans pillow as a reminder that life is not to be taken too seriously and accept my position as arbitress of cringe 1779029
Reposted by April!Grace @gracekind.net · 17/12/2024Still thinking about the marketing copy for the bluetooth-enabled schizophrenia medication 4585
Reposted by April!niplav is @niplav.site · 16/12/2024"Don't shame me! It was the incentives which caused this!" "Yes, and I'm shaming you to set new ones." 2162
Reposted by April!Celene @celene.bsky.social · 25/11/2024hey celene fans how are you all doing in this lovely little safe haven any ideas? thoughts? wishes? requests? speak, and you will be heard 151
Reposted by April!thebes @vgel.me · 18/11/2024i've just seen some shocking data, you need to study the sequences as hard as possible while injecting as much estrogen as you can in the next six months 1211
Reposted by April!dawnlight melody (⏸️🤖,⏩🏳️⚧️) @dawnlightmelody.bsky.social · 18/11/2024we do have an LGBTESCREAL flag already! courtesy of @kalamandrens (on twitter) for the initial graphics work and @datawitch.bsky.social for further iteration! 4473
Reposted by April!Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 14/11/2024That is sort of a brag but the point remains: it's hard to go far without bumping into people here. I think the most important takeaway from this thread is that tpot is bigger than Japan, Korea and the Middle East combined! bsky.app/profile/dave... 2131
Reposted by April!Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 29/10/2024pro's pointer: jokes about not being able to pronounce a complicated word are usually less funny than just pronouncing the word exactly right without any acknowledgement whatsoever of the complexity 3506
Reposted by April!Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 28/10/2024i have encountered this diagram approx 1,000 times since starting research on wild faith and i must speak my truth: BILL GOTHARD DOESN'T KNOW HOW UMBRELLAS WORK they dont stack this is not a matryoshka doll situation this is just? extremely foolish umbrella design!!! 2753423289
Reposted by April!chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 09/12/2023elon musk turning a big dial on grok that says "transphobia" and constantly looking back at the blue checkmarks for approval 418426
Reposted by April!Anomaly @wolfy.club · 01/12/2023I do not think this will have the same effect, but if you insist 392070619
