Reposted by CandorJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off 181495122
Reposted by Candormak @ferretluvr420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When they have the capuchin monkeys riding dogs at rodeos… look I know it’s wrong but wow.., I want to be that 031
Reposted by Candorjoão ruas @feralkid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Installation day 02 - The exhibition opens this Saturday in San Francisco at Ryan Graff Contemporary 114415
Reposted by Candortate @ comms open @mammalfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just quit my dayjob that was ruining my mental. so commissions are open <3 01028
Reposted by Candorjoão ruas @feralkid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026st christopher II - pencil on paper 123171792
Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Do I use ChatGPT? Hell no. *taps head* This is MY artificial intelligence right here. 010
Reposted by CandorTyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback 294365965
Reposted by CandorSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield 242150332936
Reposted by CandorHarkthorn @harkthorn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026For my 3,500th daily sketch I thought a bit about what to draw, whether to put in more effort and make it a really good one, whether to sketch an OC, etc... well, instead you get this Squirb -3500 🎨🐡🪶 #art #birdArt #pigeonSky 27818211
Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I have adopted 2 stray little beautiful baby gremlin creatures of some sort. Adding to my bestiary 120
Reposted by CandorAndy! @bearsrcool.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I have become obsessed with this little guy I made in @jaycostumes.bsky.social class! I have never made a little guy in THREE dimensions before. He sits and stares at me all day while I work. 35516
Reposted by Candorbunnymutt @bunnymutt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026revolutionary technique of measuring 0 times and cutting once. all willy nilly 2824
Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Why is a bleating spectrum van outside at this satanic hour. Why are we alienating laborers at 11 in the Post Meridiem. Riddle me this libertarians 000
Reposted by CandorJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/07/2026they just had a world cup yesterday. having all these world cups in a row cheapens the experience 141290136
Reposted by Candornobonoko @nobonoko.bsky.social · 26/06/2026hi, I'm slowly adding my discography to streaming services. I want to make a bigger announcement once I have all my main albums there but I'm just letting you know it's me doing it. you can now listen to "plnr" at work!! thank you 49415
Reposted by Candoranshinki @anshinclay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026heya! i am gonna document my ceramic and pottery journey here! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ᗜ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾ i enjoy drawing on vessels, kanji calligraphy and silly creatures, my clay of choice is midfire porcelain. here are some of my current wip projects! #pottery #ceramics #porcelain 2243
Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Happy pride month or whatever but you don't have to shove it hard and fast relentlessly down my wet quivering throat 131
Reposted by CandorBisonWares ➡️ AthroSoCal @bisonwares.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me) This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕 10755991412
Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Neoliberalism was always going to lead to a toxic plastic goop explosion, 010
Reposted by CandorPresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 16/05/2026See also, the staircases of Budapest www.behance.net/gallery/8479... 215136
Reposted by CandorJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/04/2026my series THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is about the history of charging the mound. here's the first episode, now free to watch on youtubeyoutu.beTHE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 1YouTube video by Secret Base 17857185
Reposted by CandorJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/03/2026it ought to be interesting to see how the midterms shake out. lots of candidates out there. make sure you read up on them between now and november or else you’ll be looking pretty silly in the voting booth 29108065
Reposted by CandorJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/02/2026i'd hit a pentuple axel every time he yells "THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAARRR"youtu.beGeese - Trinidad (Official Audio)YouTube video by Geese 952944
Reposted by Candorweird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 13/02/2026It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea 7173401722
Reposted by CandorIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci. 18115682830
Reposted by CandorOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB 7366471200
Reposted by CandorCarter Amelia Davis @sweetstench.bsky.social · 29/05/2025my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM 1113200746
Reposted by Candornormal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 11/04/2025jack of shit. master of bater 0412
Reposted by CandorChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 02/02/2025PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025... 152101307217
Reposted by CandorDove Bleedingheart’s kitten @anshinki.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Hello! I am anshin and i enjoy drawing my OCs! Dead dove ahead, please read the content warnings Drawings and comics with my characters: anshiiiiin.thecomicseries.com My FAQ: anshiiiiin.thecomicseries.com/about/ More links in my bio! Thank you for visiting my page! 5843
Reposted by CandorOfficial site of Ringshaped-Sausage @ringshaped-sausage.bsky.social · 14/10/2024We’ve developed a patent to redefine the sausage shape, making it significantly more entertaining and useful for brighter and more frequent use in every corner of the culinary world. We have created the World’s first perfectly round, shaped endless sausage. The picture speaks for itself. 0111