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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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mak 🫟 @ferretluvr420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When they have the capuchin monkeys riding dogs at rodeos… look I know it’s wrong but wow.., I want to be that
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joão ruas @feralkid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Installation day 02 - The exhibition opens this Saturday in San Francisco at Ryan Graff Contemporary
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tate @ comms open @mammalfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just quit my dayjob that was ruining my mental. so commissions are open <3
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joão ruas @feralkid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
st christopher II - pencil on paper
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do I use ChatGPT? Hell no. *taps head* This is MY artificial intelligence right here.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Harkthorn @harkthorn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For my 3,500th daily sketch I thought a bit about what to draw, whether to put in more effort and make it a really good one, whether to sketch an OC, etc... well, instead you get this Squirb -3500 🎨🐡🪶 #art #birdArt #pigeonSky
A sketch of a square feral pigeon, facing the viewer, on a white background. It is made with pencil and watercolours. Squirb
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bunnymutt @bunnymutt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
technicolor
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have adopted 2 stray little beautiful baby gremlin creatures of some sort. Adding to my bestiary
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RolleiStinks @rolleidog.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Is he… y’know?
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Andy! @bearsrcool.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I have become obsessed with this little guy I made in @jaycostumes.bsky.social class! I have never made a little guy in THREE dimensions before. He sits and stares at me all day while I work.
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bunnymutt @bunnymutt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
revolutionary technique of measuring 0 times and cutting once. all willy nilly
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A sign in a snowy city that reads May All Deluded Wandering Beings Rest in Effortless Great Perfection in Tibetan, Chinese, and English.
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Why is a bleating spectrum van outside at this satanic hour. Why are we alienating laborers at 11 in the Post Meridiem. Riddle me this libertarians
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
they just had a world cup yesterday. having all these world cups in a row cheapens the experience
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A three page comic in vertical format. In the first panel, a bespectacled wolf looks on at a welder using an oxyacetylene torch, thinking, "Wow...it's so cool how he knows how to do something..." In the second panel, the welder lifts up his mask, locking eyes with the viewer, smiling radiantly and openly. In the last panel, they are in bed together, reading a do-it-yourself book.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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nobonoko @nobonoko.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
hi, I'm slowly adding my discography to streaming services. I want to make a bigger announcement once I have all my main albums there but I'm just letting you know it's me doing it. you can now listen to "plnr" at work!! thank you
nobonoko's spotify profile, featuring the 2026 single Pink & Purple and the 2022 album plnr.
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anshinki @anshinclay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
heya! i am gonna document my ceramic and pottery journey here! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ᗜ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾ i enjoy drawing on vessels, kanji calligraphy and silly creatures, my clay of choice is midfire porcelain. here are some of my current wip projects! #pottery #ceramics #porcelain
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy pride month or whatever but you don't have to shove it hard and fast relentlessly down my wet quivering throat
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Andy! @bearsrcool.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yahoo!® Answers
Drawing of yahoo answers.

Question by Xx_w0lf_xX: “Is there any reason to keep going? Is there any reason to care?”

Answer by Optimistic Bear: “The honey is sweeter this year; the berries more abundant. Enough for all of us”
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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BisonWares ➡️ AthroSoCal @bisonwares.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me) This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Neoliberalism was always going to lead to a toxic plastic goop explosion,
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 20/05/2026
Just swimming by to say hello.
Ink painting of a sea lion with their head above water. Below water their body is very inky and blurry.
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
See also, the staircases of Budapest www.behance.net/gallery/8479...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
my series THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is about the history of charging the mound. here's the first episode, now free to watch on youtube
youtu.be
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 1
YouTube video by Secret Base
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????
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Finch @finchwing.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
savannah kittens
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
it ought to be interesting to see how the midterms shake out. lots of candidates out there. make sure you read up on them between now and november or else you’ll be looking pretty silly in the voting booth
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i'd hit a pentuple axel every time he yells "THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAARRR"
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Geese - Trinidad (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Geese
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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dongle🔞 @sinewavy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
tribute
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explore.org @explore.org · 12/06/2025
Sleeping safely with Mom.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"
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Carter Amelia Davis @sweetstench.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
jack of shit. master of bater
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...
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Dove Bleedingheart’s kitten @anshinki.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Hello! I am anshin and i enjoy drawing my OCs! Dead dove ahead, please read the content warnings Drawings and comics with my characters: anshiiiiin.thecomicseries.com My FAQ: anshiiiiin.thecomicseries.com/about/ More links in my bio! Thank you for visiting my page!
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Personally, I want the extra slutty olive oil
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Butterfly x buddhist wrathful deity for tattooing
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Official site of Ringshaped-Sausage @ringshaped-sausage.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
We’ve developed a patent to redefine the sausage shape, making it significantly more entertaining and useful for brighter and more frequent use in every corner of the culinary world. We have created the World’s first perfectly round, shaped endless sausage. The picture speaks for itself.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
home
collection of pacific northwest things
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
The dream
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Candor @aporic.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Without me ?? 👁👁👁
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