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Apoque

@apoque.bsky.social
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31 year old They/Them Deer-enthusiast and Software Engineer in the SF Bay Area.

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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eel told you a joke meme
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Apoque @apoque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Got my nipples pierced today and YEOWCH! People on the internet were not joking when they said these guys hurt.
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Sam @pawstadog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's as they say: yesterday's risotto is just tomorrow's not-quite-arancini (ancient #puppychef proverb)
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🤎 hope cheryl's joy brings ya happy happy joy joy 🌿🤎💖🤎
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Bombastic side eye #deer 🦌
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Apoque @apoque.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Gotta love free samples at the farmers market
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Pov you encounter rage incarnate #deer 🦌
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Chu 🔜 BLFC @raizap.com · 08/05/2024
Go on, touch that transformation button! Look at how happy wolf Link is! #art #furryart
At the top of this image is a crop of the transformation button from the GamePad screen of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD. At the bottom is a drawing based on the human Link and wolf Link icons. Human Link looks neutral with the words, "'s fine i guess" above him. Meanwhile, wolf Link looks very happy, with bright, shining eyes and the words, "I'm a dog!" above him.
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
winter deer
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Dog date
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🏳️‍🌈 Klyis 🏳️‍🌈 @klyisweazel.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
POV: you're handed this fucking thing.
A person holds out a marten with yellow and white fur towards the camera.
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
#deer 🦌
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
bringing back a NON BINEY meme that i still quote to this day
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Apoque @apoque.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I took a hit of my (weed) vape and got possessed by the same spelling-reform demon that eliminated 'ß' from German. I propose we eliminate the letter 'X' entirely from English. "text" will become "tekst". I want to know what it's like to have programming language keywords not being in my language.
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Apoque @apoque.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My delicate programmer's hands are sore after recreational electrical work.
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Helix @meow.dad · 02/01/2025
If you’re a queer animal person repost this :3
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 07/01/2025
Back in my day we didn’t have skibidi toilet, we just had
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Edward Shrewden,Sing for Me, Elephant-Shrew, Phantom of the Opera, Take a closer look at that snout
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Now that bsky supports gifs and videos, I can post this classic
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 14/12/2024
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
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Apoque @apoque.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Every time I'm left unattended for more than an hour I make myself chilaquiles. I'm in love
A plate of chilequiled with two eggs and avocado slices
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Sir RJ @rjismysir.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Guys. GUYS!!! They found shell casings with the words “deny”, “defend”, and “depose” near the scene where that CEO got capped. This is…poetry.
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Apoque @apoque.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The weirdest thing about Spotify wrapped is they say things like this with a straight face
Spotify wrapped screenshot of the text
June was your Cyberpunk Dark Clubbing EDM season
You were all about artists like One True God, The Tech Thieves, and VALORANT.
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Apoque @apoque.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I realized that I am probably much better at identifying pokemon than real plants/insects. The only non-fruiting trees I can ID are Birch and Ginkgo.
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Apoque @apoque.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I take one hit from my vape and have thoughts like, "Bill Gates is more of a monster than Godzilla"
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CritterDome 🔞 @critterdome.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
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Apoque @apoque.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I just realized I've never made a post on this site... I guess I really am just a lurker.
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 11/07/2024
A little deer in a kitchen with the caption "I'm doing my best in a place I was never supposed to be"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/05/2024
Driving PSA xkcd.com/2932
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