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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 18h
doubutsu ha shindeshimau when they are life gauge 0 ni naru
tutorial text from Tokyo Jungle: "ライフゲージ0になると、動物は死んでしまう。"
"life gauge becomes 0, animals die"
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 19h
im gonna rat
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 22h
despite having a college degree, i still sometimes dream that i have to go back to highschool and take one extra class
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oops, read a whole novel in a day... >w>
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
inviting rat king out for froyo for no reason in particular
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Brossentia/Digby @ Home @brossentia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the type of humor I share with my husband, and I have no clue what this genre of humor even is
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sounds bot @sounds-bot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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sounds bot @sounds-bot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
honestly amazing how we live in a world where slugs
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the cars in the Flintstones piss me off so much like bro your just walking!!!!
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
casual reminder that if you don't constantly post at least three times a day then i will never forgive you. i will unfollow you and block you and hate you forever. you are here to be beholden to your followers and MUST NEVER do anything in real life that you aren't telling us about. how dare you.
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
choose your fighter: cole slaw cold slaw coled slaw kohl slaw col dslaw cole's law
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
since nobody can agree, it's going to be Awwtober from now on. y'all better be on your best fucking behavior, okay?!
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UGH the local library system has ONE Ursula La Guin book and we already own it 😤😤😤😤😤
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
factorio mod that saves the game and force closes it after 4 hours
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
kay, i like sharpening kitchen knives sooo much more than plane blades. they're sooo much faster xD
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something about how Ursula Le Guin writes is so pensive and yet haunting. I really need to get my paws on the full Hainish and Earthsea series sometime
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Brossentia/Digby @ Home @brossentia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yo, got a Games 2 Jolly race coming up in about 20 minutes! Come and watch the stupid games! www.twitch.tv/mysteryfunho...
twitch.tv
MysteryFunHouse - Live on Twitch
2Games2Jolly Tournament! | Streaming jolly essentials.
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
真っ赤色に salad
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh to be a lil guy who can climb into your friend's hoodie :3c
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the curse of eating in the morning making you super tired again but also LOVING breakfast foods uwu
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you make a blanket and there's even ONE scratchy bit in it, they should try you at the hague
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
once a highschool English teacher told me i should avoid using contractions whenever possible. so now i throw 'em around all the time. the contractions that is, not the teacher.
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
restless and wanna do more yardwork but it's after midnight aughhhh why can't night gardeners be a thing
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me: *flails arms and legs up while laying on the couch* @brossentia.bsky.social: "oh no, did you get Franz Kafka'd?" me: "..... yeh"
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i refused to believe it but... yeah... j-archive.com/showgame.php...
j-archive.com
J! Archive - Show #9620, aired 2026-09-18
An archive of Jeopardy! clues and players for Show #9620.
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
even when i don't get a lot done working in the yard, it always feels like an accomplishment afterwards :3
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i stopped by a hardware store this week and some guy came in with his poodle. sure, fine, whatevs. but it wasn't on a leash and kept wandering around following people. he also went back out to his car two separate times before i left??
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i like sharpening stuff :3 unrelated, there's no hair left on my left hand to test with
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
got to finally touch the Atlantic thanks to @gigsie.bsky.social and @ohthatsit64.bsky.social! :D though they said they were gonna dunk me in it but never did! D:
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tamago? more like tama go call your friends because they love you and want to see your thrive in spite of the everything
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's the fr*ggen w**kend b*by!!!!
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
tigers are so goofy like what do you mean you're the only cats who love to splishsplash
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
in true mango fashion, i come back from a short trip with a bit of a fever uwu
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i gotta get on that artisanal grindset soon
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work theonion.com/americans-take-day-off…
Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
japanese stoner decor vs american stoner decor
kumiko panel with asa no ha pattern, which is based on thickly overlapping cannabis leaves.typical gnomecore poster featuring a cannabis plant.
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Labor Day. I added a yellow hard hat on Tim Curry's head and I put a bunch of graphics of all kinds of tools floating around -- a hammer, saw, stethoscope, paintbrush, etc. I also added a red circle with a line through it, and in the circle is a pair of white shoes.
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
im forever pissed that we're not in the timeline that got the Frank Lloyd Wright Arizona State Capitol
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it has been really nice to get back into reading. though when a book is good it's allll that i wanna do, so i gotta be careful. there were many instances as a kid where id start reading a little before bed and suddenly the sun was coming up ^^;
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've been really caught up in reading Ursula La Guin's The Left Hand of Darkness. Went in not knowing anything about it and, only halfway through, still don't know what the title has to do with it.
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
mr wolf 🫪
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my hometown has coatimundi, basically the american version of red pandas :3
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
one of the weirdest sensations is rolling over and feeling a loud pop from your sinuses a moment later
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and people say current memes are brainrot 🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄‍🟫
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
actually it's claptember 👏👏good👏👏job👏👏you👏👏
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sneptember this sheptember that w/e just wake me up when sleptember ends
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
at the grocery today: a brad with backwards hat, holding two bags of salad, asks produce worker "hey man, where do you keep the sauce for these?" produce worker standing next to salad dressings, obviously pained, asks "uh... do you mean... salad dressing???"
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mango @manguitopandito.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tfw spring comes to moominvalley 🥰
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