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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞

@apollothrowdown.bsky.social
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the jokes only get worse from here. adult he/sie/they i like music and video games support your local PBS station 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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mini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 30/09/2026
I thought it would be cute if Grace wore his quilt like a skirt so ta-da! 🌟
Fanart of Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary wearing his patchwork quilt from the film as a skirt. He is also wearing a shirt with the periodic table that says, "I wear this shirt periodically" and is in the middle of asking his class what the most common element in the universe is. On the side, there is a comic where he asks Rocky how the skirt sounds and Rocky replies it sounds like Grace is still sleeping. Rocky asks, "What teacher show up to class in human sleep fabric, question?" to which Grace responds that it keeps him warm and he likes it. Rocky shoots him a thumbs down, and says, "Oh, good! Rocky approve."
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 30/09/2026
Ultimate Transsexuals. 10 Hours 69 Transsexuals. 69 Cocks 134 Balls. The Best Of Edition Full Of Cocks
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
his name is literally almost Whump as in The Fanfiction Trope About Suffering like it just makes sense
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
touching myself to wumpus gore
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
quirk chungus surveillance capital
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Olivia @olivia.huskrecordings.com · 24/09/2026
wow they really think they can quirk chungus their way out of this
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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darius @husurdarie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Humming #gracerocky #grocky
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I ask or Google something and they try to answer with AI this flashes in my mind
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gonan watch iron lung wirh wife. evebtually. i miss her
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doc @drbodacious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my biggest contribution to the internet at large was created today 5 years ago. happy birthday, image of ralsei smoking weed #deltarune
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i just want a (tenta)dick that can piss and a spare hole that isnt attached to my shitter IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hey im nonbinary and i kinda want both a penis and vagina "hey there are actually procedures that you can get that will do that!" oh sweet thanks looks inside none are actually Penis And Vagina
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
trying to be on more sociable terms with my roommates but i'm also very careful with my social battery since the socialization required of college is autism hell so i'm just kinda floating around
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
iron lung is a markiplier sex tape if you're weird enough
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wife keeps complaining about how i won’t schedule anything on tuesdays because thats bobby tuesdays when me and my buddies get drunk and watch spongebob, we do it so often we just call it “watching some bob”
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thank you juniper i stole it directly from a text my wonderful wife sent me
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NOOOOOOOOO 😭 we can rebuild him we have the ectotechnology
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olive 🔜 🚚 seattle @stray-mutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A laser cut wooden sign engraved with the text "Come Piss, Girl Share My Hearth And Home" there is a decorative underline under the phrase and liquid drops in each corner.
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
white people be like my family and i doordashed some edibles the other day
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fligoo giggoo
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if anyone gets me sick with this flu thats going around ill dissect them
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy trinity of places i want to personally cover someday as someone who works in news media - a gathering of the juggalos - a furry convention - a republican national convention (in an eric andre way)
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Vincent ☆ @vinzstar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Jagerman #vasterror
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i forgot that college freshmen are stupid as fuck usually
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Olivia @olivia.huskrecordings.com · 15/09/2026
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
missionary so i can give you the kubrick stare
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The First Milf
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Kosperry 🧀 @kosperry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"AAAAAH!!! DENNIS!" "...Did ya miss me?" 🧽 👑 🐟
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im so tired i need out of food service hell
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why do i keep getting reposts from no one
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
carbuncle
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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it
Picture of a coloring page with Eric and Ariel from The Little Mermaid, colored over with markers to make them look goth. Eric says "My top surgery went really well." Ariel says "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."Eric and Ariel say at the same time "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!" Sebastian the crab is under them and says "I'm a communist!"
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 13/09/2026
Ma'am, Is It Okay For You To Piss So Much In Your Own Home?
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 11/09/2026
skinks in robes
to the tune of duran duran's girls on film
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yeahg
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
cracked my shoulder a bit too hard and now it looks uneven #uhoh
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Cloud Creature @0ceancoast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Its okay to let go
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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wolfie 🔜 MFF @wolfgirl420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i could wait for you forever like this
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
one day i will be a soft plush dragon and a small child will hold me in their arms and say i'm not a boy or a girl i'm just a dragon and i will feel at peace
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's so funny that michigan and ohio fought a literal war over toledo and that it says "result: inconclusive"
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Nystre @nystre.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the king of all cosmos: we haaaaaaaaate you our awful chud son who sucks. bonjour, we are today going to france to enjoy fresh bread. did you know about the eiffel tower? the prince of all cosmos: [ | ・.・ | ]
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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
im becoming more postgenderist lately . the more im around cis people my age the less i feel safe in being myself. we dont need gender anymore. clothes r clothes, names r names, languages can change, love is love. i dont want to have a gender anymore
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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AGNE! @rexalogy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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