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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞

@apollothrowdown.bsky.social

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the jokes only get worse from here. adult he/sie/they i like music and video games support your local PBS station 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

carbuncle

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

KILL ALL WEBSITES

the X website asking me to confirm that i'm a human. the process can only be done in the X app.

the X app asking me to confirm that i'm a human. i can only do this through three biometric options: a palm scan, a face scan, or a selfie.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

happy pride to that time i sent this in for a high school assignment about memes and made a bunch of cishet teenaged boys laugh their asses off

two people look at the full moon. one says, "woah, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out." a werewolf approaches behind them, and says, "i'm gay."

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

i got suspended on twitter

i really don't wanna describe this but accessibility is important to me even on dumbass posts like this. fanart of the loud house where lincoln is floating away to heaven as an angel and his sisters are crying and reaching for him in tremendous agony.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

a big bowl of noodles. a giant bowl of noodles.

a dish of bowtie pasta. it is garnished with bacon pieces and lots of garlic salt and oregano.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

seeing heaven at the House tonight

a sunset outside of a waffle house. only the waffle house sign is visible in the foreground. behind it, the cloudy sky fades from dark blue to orange and into yellow, with lines of fluffy clouds leaving grey trails across.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

testosterone made me grow half an inch

allan from smiling friends, shocked and surprised, mouth wide open

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

realistically i should not be letting him bite me but i kinda need the sensory stimulation of being bit the same way he needs the stimulation of biting so it's really a win-win

a golden retriever pup goes after my sleeves

the same pup bites my arm. it didn't hurt

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

oh my god

a physical cheat sheet for the 2016 (twenty sixteen) version of outlook, on sale at a store.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

got some lemon pie from the flea market yesterday and ohugh. Ouuuuuhhhuuuuugguhhhhhhuuhhf

a slice of lemon pie sits neatly in a foam container

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

if the dude i'm shadowing screws up my pronouns one more time i'm just gonna email him this

an image of a guy pointing out of a screen at an audience. the caption originally said "THEE" but now it's been edited to just say "HE."

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

a close up of marge simpson's eyes with the caption "beware the eyes of marge."

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

y'all already know !

minion router. sits on my floor. kevin the minion

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

VOY A MORIR PA MI PAÍS VENEZUELA 🔥🔥🔥

the final score for the world baseball championship game between israel and venezuela: israel 3, venezuela 11.

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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

this world is still always beautiful

a white plastic chair sitting in a booth at an antique mall. on the top handle, someone has written "please enjoy a sit down while looking."

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Louie Sunosi Throwdown found dead on park bench during a beautiful spring day under glorious clear blue skies. His last words, before being shot straight through the skull, were "why the sky lowkey giving Getting Killed by Geese right nowwww"

a blue sky with white, thin clouds. sunlight radiates out from the top right corner.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

explain THIS then, liberal

the binding of isaac

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

happy first birthday to middle spoon and twenty-first birthday to me :] this has become my go-to roadtrip CD. i know just about every word now. i may even perhaps be living lo-fi. thank you cheekface

my signed CD copy of middle spoon by cheekface.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I'M THE BEST TO EVER DO IT.

the congratulations screen you get for completing all puzzles in club nintendo picross plus

the congratulations screen you get for completing all puzzles in club nintendo picross

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

happy Clown Lent

polypa admires my waffle

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

a bart simpson plush in my hand

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

he is one baja tall

my strong sad plushie sits on a table next to a can of baja blast.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

what listening to full albums and not much else lately does to a guy

1 week

Top artists:
Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club, The Go! Team, Bomb the Music Industry!, Cheekface, Snow Patrol

Top albums:
Goodbye, My 4-Track, Rolling Blackouts, Scrambles, Middle Spoon, A Hundred Million Suns

(via Pano Scrobbler)

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

absolute grail at the local record store today

a purple NO DREAM shirt.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

the wiki page for bytcon krypto from vast error and snowbound blood

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

i'm giving you all one guess as to who prompted this

a discord message from lou that says "i could forcefem him".

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

it's Hockey Night at My House!

giving a thumbs-up to my television screen while the open to the sceptres-victoire game plays.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

happy new year from my lovely son & i!!! :D

louie and his green fuzzy lizard plush. the plush wears blue shutter shades.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

AND... MY MOST LISTENED TO ALBUMS OF 2025!!! YEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!

1. Jeff Rosenstock — WORRY.
2. Worthikids — 13 Jokers
3. Jeff Rosenstock — HELLMODE
4. Bomb the Music Industry! — Scrambles
5. Cheekface — Middle Spoon
6. Smash Mouth — Fush Yu Mang (20th Anniversary Edition)
7. Cheekface — Too Much to Ask
8. Bomb the Music Industry! — Adults!!!... Smart!!! Shithammered!!! And Excited By Nothing!!!!!!!
9. The Go! Team — Thunder, Lightning, Strike
10. "Weird Al" Yankovic — Running With Scissors
11. Math the Band — Get Real
12. Bryan Scary — Mad Valentines
13. The Garden — Horseshit on Route 66
14. The Mountain Goats — Transcendental Youth
15. They Might Be Giants — Glean
16. Jeff Rosenstock — We Cool?
17. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard — Flight b741
18. Geese — Getting Killed
19. The Go! Team — Rolling Blackouts
20. AJJ — Christmas Island
21. The Prodigy — Invaders Must Die
22. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard — Phantom Island
23. DOOM GONG — DOOM GONG
24. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard — PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation
25. The Go! Team — Get Up Sequences Part Two
(via Pano Scrobbler)

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

FAVOURITE ALBUMS OF 2025! YEAH!!!

Geese - Getting Killed
DOOM GONG - MEGAGONG
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Phantom Island
Telethon - Suburban Electric
Cheekface - Middle Spoon
PUP - Who Will Look After The Dogs?
Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
Worthikids - 13 Jokers
Racing Mount Pleasant - Racing Mount Pleasant

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

visualized it because i thought the verbal explanation was convoluted + i'm bored lol

a diagram of six people.
first: me, nonbinary, age 20
second: cousin 1, boy, age 14
third: brother 1, boy, age 14
fourth: brother 2, boy, age 12
fifth: cousin 2, girl, age 12
sixth: cousin 3, girl, age 5

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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a hardback copy of THIS YEAR: 365 songs annotated, a book of days, by john darnielle.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

teaching my son how to GAMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a green lizard plush holds an xbox controller under its paws and plays balatro on a laptop.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

beef... stew... yup, it's busted alright.

a bowl of beef stew.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

finally started using musicbee after my wonderful darling sweetheart partner gave me a thumb drive fulla tunes and i LOVE IT. weekster to showcase :]

my last F.M. scrobble stats for the past week.

Top artists:
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Oingo Boingo, AJJ, Jukebox the Ghost, Red Vox

Top albums:
Christmas Island, Let Live and Let Ghosts, Best O' Boingo, Another Light, Sounds Of Tokyo-To Future

Top tracks:
No One Lives Forever, Sound Effects Record No. 27, Deathlessness, Linda Ronstadt, Epic Season Finale

(via Pano Scrobbler)

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

for the fifteenth year in a row the game of the year is BEJEWELED 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bejeweled 3 for the nintendo D S.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

i am pleasantly surprised by how many people enjoyed my boy! here he is on the journey home. :]

a green plush toy of a lizard dragon thing sits against the window of a car and looks outside, smiling. the view out of the window features a brown forest landscape and a blue sky covered with white clouds.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

now see him fabulous

the green lizard plushie, now wearing pink shutter shades.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

adopted a boy yesterday

a green lizard plushie in my lap. he has a kind smile and wears a plaid bandana

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

who up playing pikmin bloom at the doom gong trilogy show

a flower bud in pikmin bloom at a mural outside the doom gong venue

the doom gong stage

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

OKAY, PEOPLE! TOMORROW MORNING, TEN A.M., @rd.7thbe.at IS COMIN' TO TOWN!

the "okay people! tomorrow morning, ten A.M." scene from the movie elf. the manager of the department store is telling buddy the elf that santa's about to arrive. the manager has been replaced with dr edega, and buddy's face has been replaced by ian's.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

theyre real..............

a kick the cheat plush, in my lap.

the strong sad paunch baby, sitting on the duvet. behind him are some other homestar runner pin goodies.

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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

i no longer use spotify and my tidal stats were janky bcz i switched over in the latter half of the year BUT! happy wrapped season

my one year listening recap from pano scrobbler.
my top five artists were king gizzard, jeff rosenstock, cheekface, the go team, and bomb the music industry!
my top five albums were WORRY, 13 jokers, HELLMODE, SCRAMBLES, and middle spoon,
my top five songs were california here we go by the garden, balloon (feat. doechii) by tyler, the creator, phantom island by king gizzard, you always want to bomb the middle east by cheekface, and invisible by duran duran.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

there were three assignments the professor didn't post until today

turnin kaikai, tied up and bloody and frowning but not in a sexy way

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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I AM NOT JOINING THE OFFICIAL HOMESTUCK DISCORD

dan from dan vs. looking up at the viewer.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

god has a plan for me and it's gonna hurt

a small, old, red and blue accordion, sitting on a table.

two furbys, still in their original packaging and inside of a clear plastic bag.

a stuffed plush toy of hulk hogan, sitting awkwardly in a glass case.

bart. (a bart simpson figure, with an ominous grin, inside of a clear plastic bag.)

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

i'm a little bit too proud of this one

a meme showing a person putting a frozen, packaged turkey into the fridge. the cover to the album "like a gift from god or whatever" by chris farren has been edited over the turkey. the text says: "i don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to move the frozen 'like a gift from god or whatever' to the fridge."

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

WATERGATE SALAD, YEAR 3 I THINK: it has been portioned into individual shot glass-esque cups. i'm calling it shottergate

a small, clear, plastic cup, filled with watergate salad: a marshmallow fluff and pistachio jell-o concoction that is fluffy and creamy. a single red maraschino cherry sits at the top.

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petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

hi i came home to this little freak and thought you all should see him too. his name is winston

a small golden retriever puppy stands on the floor and looks up at the counter. he has light cream-coloured fur.

the golden retriever puppy gnaws on a green dog toy.

petrodragonic serpocalypse ⚧🔞 @apollothrowdown.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

time to see how easy it is to explain this bad boy to my parents

my pride weed 666 flag (an eight-stripe rainbow flag that has a blue square in the top left with a circle of marijuana leaves and 666 in the center) hangs above my bed.