Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 8hseeing a map of England with a big label saying Shed Seven elicited a very deep dread in me 251
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 14hEvery day I receive work emails encouraging me to use AI. I am an optician. What on earth am I supposed to do with AI? Generate an image of a pair of glasses? 1100
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my wife gets mad with me when i ask her to call me "the white morpheus" 040
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ok so i just bought a pair of converse but i got them thrifting please dont get mad at me 110
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think I’m too old to ride several intense roller coasters in a row 130
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026enjoying my favourite meal of “guy you’ve always hated is proven to be a piece of shit”static.klipy.comBoy Eating EnthusiasticallyALT: Boy Eating Enthusiastically 030
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m trapped in a mysterious village and i don’t even know how to play human chess 290
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: don't worry, i'll pay for dinner *i open my wallet and a single moth flies away* me: i don't know how i intended to pay with a moth but now he's gone i'll miss him 070
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026british reply guy who insists on it being called "11/9" 261
Reposted by Maddiegrayson @graysond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Please enjoy this investigation into history's two most important topics: fat kids and tubasimightaswellexplainthejoke.comFat Kids Playing the TubaA historical deep-dive into the question: why DO so many fat kids play the tuba? 0177
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've been on voice rest after throat surgery and the third sentence I spoke with my little broken voice was "a collaboration with Robert Fripp" 090
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026why do they call it grandson when you John in the former Beatle of out Sean Lenon the dad 050
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026one of my favourite old cinemas has a great old Raiders UK quad poster up. I've never seen this art before! 070
Reposted by MaddieNikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Lammy's Simple Life (repost/ inb4 flavor-aid) 1341146
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It’s Reuben o’clock. Are you enjoying a delicious Reuben? 030
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Getting my vocal cords removed tomorrow and replaced with a kazoo. wish me luck ✌️ 090
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026please for the love of god i can’t see that thing again 030
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i feel about this how people felt about that south korean shooter in the olympics 060
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026this unprompted text from my brother feels like an insult 170
Reposted by Maddieustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026POV: it’s the ninth century and you’re a Chinese customer at a Silk Road caravanserai and you’ve encountered a very sincere Sogdian merchant 11097147
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 05/08/2026kemi really misunderstanding the median british voter here. putting out the bins correctly their number one concern 010
Reposted by MaddieSophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 04/08/2026A message to trans + people in the UK. Carry on using the facilities you feel most comfortable in from tomorrow. Your comfort matters. Your right to exist in public life matters. The guidance is completely unworkable and it will fail!! 618156
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 04/08/2026don't worry jonah. to me, you will always be the guy who held his coffee weird and dropped it <3 010
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026starting my week right by accidentally taking mirtazapine in the morning :) 030
Reposted by MaddieSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards. 32079567
Reposted by MaddieJack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Every far-right lobby group, every party and every billionaire will have seen Amnesty fold to the GCs and will be rubbing their hands. 27523
Reposted by Maddiebrendan (mathematician redux era) @bear.bzky.team · 30/07/2026*remembering my trans friends don't like the word 'folks' or being called brave* you guys are fucking cowards 191887354
Reposted by MaddieNathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy 363195033085
Reposted by MaddieAlpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 29/07/2026Is this good use of free will? Turning a Densha de Go train game peripheral into a sick acid bass controller 😤🚅💨💥 501125400
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A few years ago the hospital I work for announced that it was updating it's electronic records system to include the data fields sex (at birth) and gender identity. This was presented as a positive as it was "medically accurate" and good for trans people as it allowed more options gender ID field 1103
