Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026everyone "we want original movies with real movie stars" *WB releases the big budget Digger staring Tom Cruise* everyone "boooooooooo" 010
Reposted by Maddienoodle @noodleawesome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026whoever got away with calling it "intelligent dance music" needs to be boiled in shit 2327326
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026RIP miss uzi. turned into a red mist by israeli friendly fire 0120
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sorry everybody was scared by kids cartoons or w/e. i was busy listening to velvet underground and smoking cigs 040
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this cunts books were everywhere when my kid was little and I detested his obviously ghost written shit. taking a big sip from the "i was right to hate" chalice yet againindependent.co.ukDavid Walliams’s back catalogue dropped by book publisher HarperCollinsHarperCollins said last year that it would no longer publish books by comedian and children’s author 040
Reposted by Maddienice handsome boy @edward86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what if it was called projesterone and it turned you into a clown 021
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I won’t read it but the sheer joy the wider public gets from it makes me want to hurl 230
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m mad that this awful band makes me think less of the beautiful and historic city of York 110
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026seeing a map of England with a big label saying Shed Seven elicited a very deep dread in me 261
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am a very bad writer. I can’t spell, I make lots of typos and refuse to proofread. But I’ve been writing clinical reports on some level since ‘98. I don’t see what the microsoft sentence machine has to offer me 060
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“It’s good for writing consultation reports!” Don’t I have to write a prompt telling it what I did? Because that’s just me writing a report! 160
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“You can use it for emails!” 80% of my emails are “ok cheers 👍”. 160
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every day I receive work emails encouraging me to use AI. I am an optician. What on earth am I supposed to do with AI? Generate an image of a pair of glasses? 1110
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026me whenever I hear a SID chipstatic.klipy.comDistressed Person in HelmetALT: Distressed Person in Helmet 110
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026cereal is the one-off novelty character who eventually took over the entire show 021
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my wife gets mad with me when i ask her to call me "the white morpheus" 040
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026there's a korean print ad going around that looks like a dog whistle. I'm not sure about it myself but i need to get ahead of this before i get canceled 010
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ok so i just bought a pair of converse but i got them thrifting please dont get mad at me 110
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026and the hot food take aways they closed after like 6 months. those pizzas were great 110
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"former cool people" - jokes on you. i was never cool :) 110
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would never say anything bad about my beloved Nemesis 020
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think I’m too old to ride several intense roller coasters in a row 130
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026enjoying my favourite meal of “guy you’ve always hated is proven to be a piece of shit”static.klipy.comBoy Eating EnthusiasticallyALT: Boy Eating Enthusiastically 030
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m trapped in a mysterious village and i don’t even know how to play human chess 290
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it's the opener of 'stand up comedian!' www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxN8...youtube.comStewart Lee - Stand up Comedian (FULL)YouTube video by L LL 010
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: don't worry, i'll pay for dinner *i open my wallet and a single moth flies away* me: i don't know how i intended to pay with a moth but now he's gone i'll miss him 070
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026british reply guy who insists on it being called "11/9" 261
Reposted by Maddiegrayson @graysond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Please enjoy this investigation into history's two most important topics: fat kids and tubasimightaswellexplainthejoke.comFat Kids Playing the TubaA historical deep-dive into the question: why DO so many fat kids play the tuba? 0177
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've been on voice rest after throat surgery and the third sentence I spoke with my little broken voice was "a collaboration with Robert Fripp" 090
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026why do they call it grandson when you John in the former Beatle of out Sean Lenon the dad 050
Maddie @aphextwix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026one of my favourite old cinemas has a great old Raiders UK quad poster up. I've never seen this art before! 070
Reposted by MaddieNikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Lammy's Simple Life (repost/ inb4 flavor-aid) 1341146
