Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Birds do it Bees do it Even educated fleas do it Everything dies 010
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Dave Bowman : Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL 9000 : I would do anything for love, but I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. 100
Reposted by Aphelion🌑Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Showcasing my survival skills by squatting to take a dump in the woods. Getting up too fast and fainting right into the steamy waste. All the campers laugh. 1228
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 04/12/2024My Spotify wrapped Des Rocs is fucking awesome! 👉😎👉 bsky.app/profile/nebu... 030
Reposted by Aphelion🌑Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Go to your republican relative's Thanksgiving dinner Help them deep-fry a frozen turkey 101
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Deer thought 🤔 Do you choose to stay in populated areas with lots of humans and a high chance of getting hit by cars? Or Do you choose to stay in the forest with much less humans, but every single human there is literally trying to kill you?media.tenor.coma person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deerAlt: a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer 040
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Rewatching the first Smile (2022) movie and realized it's just a remake of Fallen (1998) starring Denzel Washington. I still love both movies. I don't think Smile 2 was as good. 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Ralph Lauren is either really good or really bad at his job. You never hear about any of his assassinations. 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 21/11/2024A Forged In Fire theme toaster, when the toast is done Will Willis says "You got TOAST" 031
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Can you guess what these big ass birds are? Answer in the Alt text. 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Did this woman really just refer to cumming inside her as "shooting up the club"?🤯🤣 010
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 06/11/2024I haven't doom scrolled since I left Twitter but after trying it again today I gotta say fuck this shit 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Discontinuing the existence of everyone and everything I care about (to own the libs) 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Watching election coverage last night If you know you knowmedia.tenor.coma woman is holding a plate of food next to a man who is eating itAlt: A scene from I'm Thinking Of Ending Things a frozen in shock woman is holding a plate of cake and holding out a fork full of it next to a man who is eating it 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Hitting a bit harder today😢 open.spotify.com/track/1fivCm...open.spotify.comHuman Condition 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 06/11/2024If you don't own a deep-fryer the best hack to get that delicious fried flavor is by stuffing your turkey with gunpowder This will insure a faster and more evenly cooked turkey The gunpowder burns away like cooking alcohols leaving you with the juiciest and most flavorful meat possible 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Go to your republican relative's Thanksgiving dinner Help them deep-fry a frozen turkey 101
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Always disappointed Never surprised I don't want to do this anymore Wish a worked today so I couldn't just lay in bed rotting 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 04/11/2024I know I'm tardy to the party but X-Men 97 was fucking amazing! Probably the best writing from marvel since the Disney acquisition. The action, animation and acting were all great. I'm so excited for the next season! 020
Reposted by Aphelion🌑Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/10/2024 Cycladic art, which was made in the Aegean Islands from c. 3300 to 1100 BCE, could appreciate a dump truck 810613
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 30/10/2024What else did you think all those human sacrifices were for if not Dat ASS 😱🤯 020
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Hey 👋 I was just wondering if you Would say this is a A) Cirrussy B) Cumulussy C) Stratussy D) Nimboossy 100
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 28/10/2024If you see this, quote post something green from a photo you took. 020
Reposted by Aphelion🌑🌠Nebula🌌Rasa🛸✨(🖤🦭🕊️💜)🏳️⚧️🐙☭ @nebularasa.bsky.social · 28/10/2024Are we the baddies? #StarWarsJediSurvivor #RespawnEntertainment #StarWars #JediSurvivor #Jedi #VirtualPhotography #PS5 185
Reposted by Aphelion🌑🌠Nebula🌌Rasa🛸✨(🖤🦭🕊️💜)🏳️⚧️🐙☭ @nebularasa.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Jon👋 but Neb or Nebula is fine. I mostly like RPGs and action adventure games. Anything with a good story and a photo mode. I really like horror movies and games. I used to read a lot of comics, but there's never enough time for everything these days. Be a good person🫵🫂 bsky.app/profile/nebu... 1182
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 27/10/2024I've always been too embarrassed to ask, but what are the other modes besides Depeche? 373
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Judging by the bio of this account that just followed me I thought it would be a shit poster but all their posts are inspirational Think there might be a language barrier here😅 000
Aphelion🌑 @aphelionstate.bsky.social · 27/10/2024I've been outside smoking for 2 hours. My toes are numb. These winter socks I ordered are soft as hell but they are not warm at all. 020
Reposted by Aphelion🌑PeculiarAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 27/10/2024I see no difference in virtue between my family gaming for 4hrs and me drawing for 4 hrs As far as i can tell the only difference is that you can commodify my efforts People get really shitty if i say this 1225
Reposted by Aphelion🌑Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 27/10/2024I still have my baby teeth. I got my adult ones in the front, but I held onto the baby ones behind them like a shark has the rows of teeth. Never know when you might need a backup. How did I do this? Like all things, sheer willpower 0102
Reposted by Aphelion🌑𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/05/2023If you apply enough heat and pressure to Kid Rock he transforms into Neil Diamond. 18368143
Reposted by Aphelion🌑Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Smoking weed just to feel something... High. I will feel high. 715517
