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It's why I primarily only donate by check, because it's too much work for them to add me to whatever their larger list is and then conpaile that and then sell it away.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1h

"Hey, I want to be out of the office by 4 because the weather is supposed to start degrading pretty quickly then, so what time do you want to have this call this afternoon?" "Oh, then 3:30 works us."

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 14h

"More Grammaticas" talk on the USF game because we're on like #7

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 14h

This summer I went to bed at 3 and then was up at 7 for my flight. Then just slept the return flight

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The only time I really Uber in Vegas is when I'm already off at a stand alone restaurant and there are no cabs. Otherwise cabs are just so much easier in that city.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So much easier, quicker, safer, and better to just walk out and grab a cab from that airport. They all take credit card anyway

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There's a 62 yr old in my office who eats a bag of microwave popcorn a day, and also adds more salt to it.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's great. Been there probably 5 times

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Iron sharpens iron. We'll have him at Poison Girl and hanging out on Westheimer and Montrose in no time

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Let Doodle swim in Buffalo Bayou when it floods.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I LOVE that you saved that offhand pic I took and posted. The more the merrier, because it's delightful

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the spider queen lady from the Michael Jackson 3D short film Captain EO they showed as Disney World when I’d just turned 4 years old. Lost my shit.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Biggest complaint about 2 is the end, because the full reveal nothing even tipped you did to it, unlike 1

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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Hey Nick, what drink gets you going first thing in the morning?” Me:

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just FYI, pharmacist was great and said for some reason Public has been defaulting to the non-MRNA COVID shot this year unless you ask but he was professional and gave me the option for MRNA Pfizer, which I opted for.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

At Publix in my Lululemon shorts for flu and COVID shots like the minx I am.

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a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache @cesmustache.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Houston, those are gonna be a problem (complimentary)

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I bought a set of the world's cheapest paring knives with covers, to replace the world's dullest knives, for the office kitchen and you'd think I was the second coming of Masamune over here.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We persevered. Meaning we killed all of these bottles. There were 3 of us, and the last time we were all together was like 2016.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just got a presale code to see Little Feat, who I'm a fan of because of my 73 yr old dad, and I get this is the last go round, but $125 a ticket before taxes and fees in Tallahassee is a bit much.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ah, he's also using AI Spanish videos to learn Spanish, and is now asking his Cuban bro, and this is like the blind leading the blind, because asking a Cuban Spanish speaker about his issue with AI Spanish is whew

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We're on 45 minutes of this. Wondering why their wives don't understand the bible demands them to act differently. We need to nuke half of the country

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They have moved onto biblical teachings that wives need to respect their husbands, because their wives don't respect them, and they're tired of it. One said he's started calling his wife out on it now. I'm sure this is going to last. This is in Hollywood, Florida, btw.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Medical device salesmen beside me at the hotel bar talking about how their pitch to doctors is that bariatric surgery is cheaper than GLP1s in the long-term so they can advise their patients accordingly.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

River Cartwright may be the most inept spy, ever.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Everyone is too busy with football when you could be doing this shit with me.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

King George III, July 1776

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

His entire job is Texas BBW review.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Gotta work on my lame handling, but pretty happy with this one.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Forgot about the Meatwad graffiti I saw on Friday.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Time to do it again for another year.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Stores near me stopped carrying Valentinas. I did not actually look at the size I ordered from Walmart, because the price was normal. Now have a liter of Valentinas.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Also, I better be able to buy and consume a cortadito in GTA VI and it gives me 2 minutes of invincibility and the speed of Usain Bolt but shaky aim, followed by a crippling headache 2 hours later if you drink 3 in the span of 10 minutes.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We need a new singer like Meatloaf. They keep making little skinny guys who look like they smell bad and wear onesies. Give us a big dude who chooses to sing operatic rock about his bad and good choices.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thomas Jefferson, October 31, 1800

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026