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Just realized I'm getting flu and COVID shots on Saturday morning, followed immediately by a baby shower, so that 730pm Miami kick is going to have me in a strangle hold.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nobody has to post or repost any political ad, ever. I get ads for both GA and Florida nonstop so I don't need to see your fucked up ads too, or whatever garbage other states have. "Look at this piece of shit" never makeS this a good experience.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We persevered. Meaning we killed all of these bottles. There were 3 of us, and the last time we were all together was like 2016.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just got a presale code to see Little Feat, who I'm a fan of because of my 73 yr old dad, and I get this is the last go round, but $125 a ticket before taxes and fees in Tallahassee is a bit much.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Medical device salesmen beside me at the hotel bar talking about how their pitch to doctors is that bariatric surgery is cheaper than GLP1s in the long-term so they can advise their patients accordingly.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

River Cartwright may be the most inept spy, ever.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Everyone is too busy with football when you could be doing this shit with me.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

King George III, July 1776

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Gotta work on my lame handling, but pretty happy with this one.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Forgot about the Meatwad graffiti I saw on Friday.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Time to do it again for another year.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Stores near me stopped carrying Valentinas. I did not actually look at the size I ordered from Walmart, because the price was normal. Now have a liter of Valentinas.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Also, I better be able to buy and consume a cortadito in GTA VI and it gives me 2 minutes of invincibility and the speed of Usain Bolt but shaky aim, followed by a crippling headache 2 hours later if you drink 3 in the span of 10 minutes.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We need a new singer like Meatloaf. They keep making little skinny guys who look like they smell bad and wear onesies. Give us a big dude who chooses to sing operatic rock about his bad and good choices.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thomas Jefferson, October 31, 1800

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Pulling out the good stuff for a dinner with friends.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Tottenham until they kill me

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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Auto repost because ATDI

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Watching Summer League again

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Find me at the Michelob Courtside Deck at the Heat/Bucks summer league game if you want your ass kicked

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The fact that for the NBA Summer League I have to (a) sign up for a UNLV ticket account, (b) then download the tickets and/or download the UNLV ticket app, and (c) if I want my friend to have his ticket without being with me when we walk in, he must also do all of the above. This is asinine.

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Adam Whittaker Snavely @snaves.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Historically, identifying specifically with your home state over your country has had its drawbacks

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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Drake and Ronaldo in the same building

Greg telling Tom “the disgusting brothers!” In succession

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

To be fair England wasn't really prepared in early July 250 years ago, either.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Are the Lakers trying to compile the largest number of expensive whites in modern NBA history?

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

930am at the coffee shop is too early to overhear "we need to build a socialist commune" from the people not wearing deodorant, who just said they want to take a sabbatical from grad school because their parents will pay for it.

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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Enjoy the Rave cover of AFTER REVIEW PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 NUMBER 10 COVERED HUS MOUTH DECISION IS RED CARD www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7LYZ8...

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026

This is what peak performance looks like

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 12: Mauricio Pochettino, Head Coach of the United States, gives a thumbs up before the FIFA World Cup 2026 Group D match between USA and Paraguay at Los Angeles Stadium on June 12, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Finally watching Final Reckoning, and it really is the "drain the world's oceans and find and kill god" tweet in movie form.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Full band and cover replacement for the clear GShock I bought during the summer of 2020. 6 years of pool time and beaches, doesn't matter how much you try to clean.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

This actually goes beyond art, to about everything, including companies. If you're over 70 you're gripping it all with your boney, bruised hands, and discounting everyone else who's been working and donating and experts for 20 yrs, but nope, we're all poor idiots.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Every arts organization and nonprofit in smallish cities in this country are going to collapse in the next 10 years, because I just got back from the art museum (that does classes, etc.) that I'm a donor for and I'm the youngest person by 30 years at the event. I'm 44.

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Kevin M. Gill @kevinmgill.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Kīlauea is currently erupting! www.youtube.com/live/gXKuUyK...

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Zardoz, 1974, John Boorman

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Nothing. If you turn around, you'll see an entire wall sized painting that dwarfs something that everyone tells you that you have to see. (Also, all Davinci women all look like this. Wander the Louvre, find other Divincis and they're all the same. All Great and historic, but all the same)

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

6 years on video conferences and people still don't know how to screen share or mute themselves, we're all surrounded by morons, everyday, that need to be told to breathe.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The fact that the dude who started SCOTUSBlog, who also had a massive SCOTUS practice, ALSO moonlighted as an incredibly high stakes poker player is dwarfed in the nugget that someone owed Tobey Maguire $7m in gambling debt and Maguire collected!

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Kojima is PISSED he didn't think of this first

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

When I was in France a few weeks back, I saw a ton of ads for the SpongeBob movie, and his name over there is Bob L'éponge. I've seen the ad for the new movie multiple times since I've gotten back, and he's always Bob L'éponge to me now.

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Imagine you're a 15 yr old boy who was part of Team USA in the World Paintball Championships and won it all, and you're from Tallahassee and you give an interview to the paper. You're excited, you tell your friends and family. Then they run this as the headline:

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