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Värsk Antonio

@antonio-spargo.bsky.social
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MN sports fan and news junkie living in MD

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The only winner tonight is the Markanich Family
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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I CANNOT WITH THIS COLOR COMMS GUY 😂 🤣 💀
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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i knew it
ALT: i knew it
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How about after the goal, #MNUFC are attacking the box and Apple TV just shows us McGuire running through open grass
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am (perhaps foolishly) really excited about Caldeira. In a small sample size, he seems to have the willingness to shoot AND the ability to slow himself down to put it on frame. #MNUFC
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No silly, you are clearly an "AmEriCan oBsSsEd WitH sUbS" - Per Adrian Heath
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thanks, I forgot about that, but have now switched and will forever do today going forward!
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am glad they whistled the ball dead for Bond and took time to look at him, though not sure what Houston coach was doing at the end. I just wish the ref did the same fur Ant after taking a ball to the side of the head. #MNUFC
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The commentator trying to be funny in this #MNUFC match is really not succeeding. How does MLS have such bad "talent" in the booth
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Jake Peralta: I'm Gonna Go Cry
ALT: Jake Peralta: I'm Gonna Go Cry
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was a very pretty pass by Duggan and sliding goal by Yaboah. How do we get great moments like that, but mixed in with shots bouncing of the brew hall? #MNUFC
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Welp, feels like the #MNUFC game is not going to end well. Hopefully the Viking do better against their Gulf of Mexico opponent tomorrow!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
The Northwestern fireworks look like missile defense systems.
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Oof Meme Reaction
ALT: Oof Meme Reaction
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And defeat, all in the same game!
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
3 goals in 4 minutes, but winless... Loony!!!
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
From a loss, to a draw that would feel like a win, to an actual win, to a draw that feels like a loss. The #MNUFC experience!
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#MNUFC
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Winnie the Pooh: Oh Bother... Reality
ALT: Winnie the Pooh: Oh Bother... Reality
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is insane for #MNUFC! 3 goals in four minutes including a bicycle kick, to take the lead!
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Is This Real Life?
ALT: Is This Real Life?
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Can #MNUFC finally develop a home grown in Caldeira?
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Following Kendra's comment about the shove of Ant, honest question: How much of a shove in the back can you legally give a player who has already beat you? And why, if that we're outside the box it could be considered a professional foul/YC, but in the box is nothing? #MNUFC
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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 30/08/2026
#MNUFC outshot Orlando 10-1, xG is 0.89-0.20, so of course they're losing 1-0 and their goalkeeper got kicked in the head and had to leave the game
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#MNUFC That is BAD officiating by Allen Chapman. It's a well-established soccer referee principle that if the GK is injured play should be stopped immediately. It's such a liability to not have a capable GK that play stoppage is mandatory. Dike scoring into an open net there is bullshit.
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Kevin 👽 @astro-kevin.com · 10/04/2026
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Don't give #MNUFC ideas for this soon-to-be February away games!
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"There's a baby on the field" New levels of #MLSAfterDark. #MNUFC
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And now we remember how to do set pieces? Seriously, where has this team been all season? With all the turmoil (transition to winter, leadership changes, etc.) It would be nice if this quality of play keeps up the rest of the year! #MNUFC
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
4 goals by the Loons? Who are we? #MNUFC
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🤣
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just turned on the #MNUFC game as they went to halftime. Has San Jose gone back to their man marking system under Almeida?
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Did Tomas Chacon make an appearance as an #MNUFC legend tonight?
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Seeing a bunch of MLS commercials that would have made sense to run during WC to get new fans, but I didn't see them then. So now they are just running them for people already watching MLS? Make it makes sense! #MNUFC #MLS
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Goals change games... #MNUFC
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Was that goal song played over the speakers and not just the crowd singing it? The way it stopped for the goal announcement seemed like a stop button was pushed. #MNUFC
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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 16/08/2026
“HE CANNOT STOP SCORING” is such a wild thing to yell about a guy who missed an open net from ten feet away about 20 minutes ago
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ESPN showing completely different numbers (not saying it is right). Is xG this subjective?
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm not a stats expert, but how can ESPN be so drastically different (MN had .66 20 minutes ago)
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What is ESPN doing with this match commentary. I want to know if there is a corner or shot on goal. Not AI's historical analysis, which isn't even accurate as the win against Uzbekistan was their first WC win ever, though I guess that would also include the last 52 years...
Screenshot of ESPN "match commentary" which is terrible AI slop producing a combination of on field match updates (barely) and awkward purple prose that sounds like it was written by a poor man's Ron Burgundy!
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Seth Meyers: I Can't Tell You How Much I Love That
ALT: Seth Meyers: I Can't Tell You How Much I Love That
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Apparently, nothing is going to get by the Reno police (literally)!
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
O f f s i d e s
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bcmcdowell @bcmcdowell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I will likely never play a contact sport again but I take pride and solace in the fact that I can still cut and weave through crowds of shoppers who have the situational awareness of pigeons.
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Mel McDonald of the midwest: 🎶take the escalator to the 2nd floor lights, Minnesota Friday Night🎶
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Dwight Schrute: It's True
Alt: Dwight Schrute: It's True
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The answer: 42.... not H2G2, fouls called tonight!
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
James giveth, and now James taketh himself away.
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sucks to not get 3 points, but with the #MNUFC misses (PKs and otherwise) and the defensive lapse on the Superman goal, probably at most what the Loons deserved. Also, I think the ref must have sprained his shoulder because after that card against Gene, seems he couldn't use his yellow at all...
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Apple announcers finally realized Allianz Field holds 19k #MNUFC fans, not 12k
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Doesn't feel like #MNUFC has the momentum at this point in stoppage time.
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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm glad we have the lead! But seeing James cook knowing he only has a possible 103 minutes left with #MNUFC sorts sucks
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