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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 7h

It is tragic the NFL doesn’t play in June because the KEEP POUNDING would be an amazing slogan for the Carolina Panthers Pride game

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Unpopular opinion: USA plays Mexico too frequently

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I became a theater kid because that’s where all the girls were.

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Justice Blackmun’s dissent in Callins v Collins is just as prescient tonight as it was 32 years ago. We should all stop tinkering with the machinery of death. www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/9...

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Callins v. Collins,,510 U.S. 1141 (1994)

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SEN ERIC SCHMITT: What if I told you I have texts proving you were having dinner in Paris on ? JACK SMITH: I ate dinner but don’t recall being in Paris. SEN KLOBUCHAR: Is it possible you were texting about French fries? SMITH: I do love a a good fry. SCHMITT: …dirtbag

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Love when announcers refer to NFL players as ‘full of pride’. Just once I want to hear them say some team’s secondary is ‘riddled with shame’.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There are Eagles fans that can accurately say they have chewed up and spit out pieces of shit worse than you and will do it again. Good call picking a fight with them.

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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 28/09/2026

#MNUFC may not have been good, like really good, in the past. But the moves they made - and the moves they chose not to make - mean that they're now also no longer good enough.

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Never being wrong is not the same thing as being right

The Loons skid hits five in Seattle, and if there was ever time for an existential crisis, it's now.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🍊 is at the Presidents Cup. We’ll see if the curse is alive and well. 🇺🇸 has never lost on home soil.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

KC and Montreal are both winning. Loons have a legit chance for the Wooden Spoon. So there’s that.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Serious question: does the front office still expect us to shut up and cheer? Or was that just a KEA thing?

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good dive into what’s happening with 🧊. PEP is top of my playlist anytime there’s a new episode. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

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CHAS ON ICE PART 2 (Ep276 Bonus, 23 September)

Podcast Episode · PEP with Chas and Dr Dave · September 23 · 1h 36m

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Scott Jensen clearly did not spend his elementary years dying from curable shit while playing Oregon Trail

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anybody else have something coming out Friday? Just trying to figure out who is getting screwed this time.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Celebrating 300 home goals smells of desperation for anything good to promote this woeful team

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Some of you, and I know this because I am similarly situated, will be tempted to keep your eyes on the prize and not laugh at these people's humiliations until the camps are closed and trans people are safe but I promise you that as an antifascist you are allowed to think this is incredibly funny

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ESPN gave them $20 to say this for MNF marketing purposes

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Adam Amin just said Darius Cooper has taken ‘a long and winding road to becoming a Super Bowl champion’ Cooper is not a Super Bowl champion Clueless commentary has been awful today

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

‘I’m surprised Philly’s not taking a timeout right now. In fact it looks like they have.’ Bruh…

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Adam Amin and Drew Brees making a strong case for having NFL games called by two random fans

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

More fight in 30 seconds than the Loons defense showed in 90 minutes

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m telling everyone this is Spurs from now on

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Great two screen lineup this morning Screen 1: Cardiff v Charlton (Championship) Screen 2: Walsall v Port Vale (League Two)

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hope Kim’s neighbors are better at finishing their chances than Spurs

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Loons training seems to be inspired by John McKay

One of My Favorite Interviews
"Coach Mckay, what did you think of your teams execution?"
Response: "I'm in favor of it."

Blue background with a grid of lines that faded from bright to dark as it goes top to bottom. The left has a picture of John McKay in the creamsicle Buccaneers hat and sweatshirt wearing black pants and his hands in the pockets

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love the part of The Jungle where the government announces they’re too stupid to do anything about food safety

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Who is the strategist telling Dems they should make ads agreeing with Republicans about 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ issues when we are in the middle of a stupid war and worsening affordability crisis?

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Every half-ass plan for our extinction that they provide just turns me on. No internet, you say? No online banking?? No 2FA to use the bathroom at my job??? Baby I was a latchkey kid in the 1980s. You’re describing my platonic ideal. Extinct me.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

EPA Announces It Will No Longer P the E

NY Times headline: E.P.A. Expected to Erase Limits on Climate Pollution From Power Plants
Generation of electricity is the second largest source of carbon dioxide and other planet-warming gases in the United States.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Michigan remembers how to play football. Ohio chokes away a huge lead. What a hilarious day.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That loss sucked. But flopping in the box at the end trying to get a meaningless penalty is just embarrassing. I had no idea we hired Gordon Bombay.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Have the Loons considered buying good players?

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If we’re going to be bad, I’m glad we’re being comically bad.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Quite the national anthem for the Rutgers vs Boston College game

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I just witnessed a Midwest Standoff at the brewery. Two people behind me both trying to get the other to go ahead of them. Remarkable.

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Typhaneyb 📚aka sourdoughriot @typhaneyb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Blueky has a setting you can turn on so it won't let you post without using alt text. Everyone should turn that on. It helps me remember.

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Remember when Jerry Falwell blamed 9/11 on pagans, abortionists, gays, and lesbians? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Screenshot of a transcript from PBS covering the death of Jerry Falwell and recounting his comments about 9/11

JEFFREY BROWN:
In 1999, Falwell suggested that the PBS children's series "Teletubbies" had a gay character.
One of his most inflammatory remarks came after the 9/11 attacks, which he blamed on certain segments of American society.
REV. JERRY FALWELL:
I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays, and the lesbians, who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen."

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy Ari Fleischer Stopped His Bull Shit Day to all who celebrate

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ahh yes. Brock Purdy. Noted tough guy. Eagles fans everywhere having flashbacks and giggling. m.youtube.com/watch?v=yphS...

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Brock Purdy Elbow Injury vs Eagles | 49ers vs Eagles Highlights

YouTube video by SimplyAS10

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have Culver’s. Seahawks win. @normcharlatan.bsky.social devastated I can’t do this every weekend.

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