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David Zeller

@texaszeller.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1.1K following 3K posts

The Daves I Know Bigwig, #GoalkeepersUnion, #YNWA, #FCSP, Sickos FC, Cat daddy & human daddy. @BlackHartSTP Killer of Kegs. Depressed Twins fans since '92 Skeets are mostly soccer, cinema, good at kissing and shit talking, fuckably clever.

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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 13h
I was at the store the other day and saw Count Chocula on sale and had to resist my urge to buy it because my kids don't live with me regularly and i'm not buying milk
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't wait to hear Reusse rant about this on Daily Delivery on Monday
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The History of Concrete is a brilliant film.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did someone tell the Twins that they should just move the game to CHS field, not raining over here in STP and there will maybe be less than 6k there anyways
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lock R Pats in fir the best actor Oscar nom. Dude might even win it inspite of that flick.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I looked up and the Lynx were winning 9-4. I looked back up and they were winning 25-4
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Primetime, the Avengers Endgame: Encore double feature
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am that red one, I have no idea who that sociopath is sitting next to me (bought my ticket like 12 hours ago), but I intend to find out!
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A question for Loons fans? If we have three head coaches, do we have one?
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Swipe right for an ever evolving hellscape you can't survive, but continue to eat shit from
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Next person getting it is gonna enjoy ir
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Get in Gakpo!
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget 9/11/1990 when a Faucett Boeing 727 disappears in the Atlantic Ocean while being flown from Malta to Peru. Where the fuck is that plane!
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Some reflection on 7 goals in the last week and only a point to show for it.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why do many girls on tinder have dogs? Where my cat girls at?
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you got a lead on a 2br-1ba situation on Saint Paul, hmu!
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm just a boy trying to jump into your throuple situation
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yup, that's the point.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yo @mplscitysc.bsky.social
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I implore anyone in the Twin Cities who likes zombie movies to go see Colony on theaters ASAP.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me after most #MNUFC matches, can you guess which one I am?
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tucked and Cucked is the name of my new erotica novel!
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So @adamwells.bsky.social and I basically manifested this Days of Thunder 2 coming Summer of 28 for everyone. You're fucking welcome! www.youtube.com/shorts/A8c3J...
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Days Of Thunder 2 | First Teaser | Coming to GSC starting 1 June 2028
YouTube video by GSCinemas
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
From a loss, to a draw that would feel like a win, to an actual win, to a draw that feels like a loss. The #MNUFC experience!
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Listen i'm going through it, but there is a whole other level of going through it, I've yet to experience
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Canyon
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This movie was an absolute delight.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Liverpool: try to cram it through the center, give away an easy goal off a cheeky pass. Every other team playing Liverpool: just dribbles straight through our midfield and central defense, scores a goal.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can the Loons play Bruce Arena every week, please?
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I let my kids pick their clothes and breakfast, mostly just remind them about socks. Daughter wore what I assumed was a sleeping dress to camp today. Didn't care.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well and truly fucked this is all happening immediately after two years of renewals just happened
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Had an accident on my way home tonight biking on Snelling, because I had to and the fucking cops spent 45 minutes times three trying to determine if I had a warrant, because a car buzzed me. Oh they didn't that car, too hard apparently
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Getting a divorce so if you've ever thought about having a run at me ...
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Spectacle getting her shine, as she should
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Double down, love it.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You wanna talk about garbage food takes
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Y'all I think we should stop trusting nerds who name there AI companies after an object Sauron uses
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Bundesliga absolutely fucking over Bundesliga.2 fans with this Fandango deal is really cool.
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Kelly @leftleaningloon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That sounds you just heard was @texaszeller.bsky.social gleeful proclamations that his bestie Jerry is coming home
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So you ruined your shitty movie on purpose???
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So flock cameras, but for sex. I've seen this movie and the complete disregard it has for the fascism therein is despicable
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Her entire policy proposals were: i'm not Melvin and STP bit fucking hard, also should our good mayor maybe have campaigned harder yeah.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You know what kind of people hang out with their fans for selfies and bigoted anti-trans rhetoric after they lose. FUCKING LOSERS!
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I got to watch my team play in front of me, live, on grass.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We only sing when we win @mnwonderwall.bsky.social
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The Daves I Know @tdik.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Halftime for the Loons: Listen to the new pod, recorded 2 days ago! soundcloud.com/davesiknow/w...
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When The Daves Away
A Dave made a terrible decision to not run the podcast this week. Never again.
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyone looming for a Loons ticket (in the WW) tonight?
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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Greg Araki is a fucking weirdo and I am here for it!
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