David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 13hI was at the store the other day and saw Count Chocula on sale and had to resist my urge to buy it because my kids don't live with me regularly and i'm not buying milk 320
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can't wait to hear Reusse rant about this on Daily Delivery on Monday 020
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Did someone tell the Twins that they should just move the game to CHS field, not raining over here in STP and there will maybe be less than 6k there anyways 020
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lock R Pats in fir the best actor Oscar nom. Dude might even win it inspite of that flick. 000
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I looked up and the Lynx were winning 9-4. I looked back up and they were winning 25-4 070
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Primetime, the Avengers Endgame: Encore double feature 020
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am that red one, I have no idea who that sociopath is sitting next to me (bought my ticket like 12 hours ago), but I intend to find out! 170
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A question for Loons fans? If we have three head coaches, do we have one? 050
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Swipe right for an ever evolving hellscape you can't survive, but continue to eat shit from 020
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Never forget 9/11/1990 when a Faucett Boeing 727 disappears in the Atlantic Ocean while being flown from Malta to Peru. Where the fuck is that plane! 010
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Some reflection on 7 goals in the last week and only a point to show for it. 000
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why do many girls on tinder have dogs? Where my cat girls at? 110
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you got a lead on a 2br-1ba situation on Saint Paul, hmu! 053
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm just a boy trying to jump into your throuple situation 020
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I implore anyone in the Twin Cities who likes zombie movies to go see Colony on theaters ASAP. 030
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Me after most #MNUFC matches, can you guess which one I am? 180
Reposted by David ZellerLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162053298
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tucked and Cucked is the name of my new erotica novel! 051
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So @adamwells.bsky.social and I basically manifested this Days of Thunder 2 coming Summer of 28 for everyone. You're fucking welcome! www.youtube.com/shorts/A8c3J...youtube.comDays Of Thunder 2 | First Teaser | Coming to GSC starting 1 June 2028YouTube video by GSCinemas 010
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026From a loss, to a draw that would feel like a win, to an actual win, to a draw that feels like a loss. The #MNUFC experience! 36312
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Listen i'm going through it, but there is a whole other level of going through it, I've yet to experience 040
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Liverpool: try to cram it through the center, give away an easy goal off a cheeky pass. Every other team playing Liverpool: just dribbles straight through our midfield and central defense, scores a goal. 130
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Can the Loons play Bruce Arena every week, please? 020
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I let my kids pick their clothes and breakfast, mostly just remind them about socks. Daughter wore what I assumed was a sleeping dress to camp today. Didn't care. 350
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Well and truly fucked this is all happening immediately after two years of renewals just happened 260
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Had an accident on my way home tonight biking on Snelling, because I had to and the fucking cops spent 45 minutes times three trying to determine if I had a warrant, because a car buzzed me. Oh they didn't that car, too hard apparently 370
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Getting a divorce so if you've ever thought about having a run at me ... 200
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Y'all I think we should stop trusting nerds who name there AI companies after an object Sauron uses 120
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The Bundesliga absolutely fucking over Bundesliga.2 fans with this Fandango deal is really cool. 120
Reposted by David ZellerKelly @leftleaningloon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That sounds you just heard was @texaszeller.bsky.social gleeful proclamations that his bestie Jerry is coming home 081
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026So flock cameras, but for sex. I've seen this movie and the complete disregard it has for the fascism therein is despicable 020
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Her entire policy proposals were: i'm not Melvin and STP bit fucking hard, also should our good mayor maybe have campaigned harder yeah. 2121
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026You know what kind of people hang out with their fans for selfies and bigoted anti-trans rhetoric after they lose. FUCKING LOSERS! 182
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I got to watch my team play in front of me, live, on grass. 090
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026We only sing when we win @mnwonderwall.bsky.social 130
Reposted by David ZellerThe Daves I Know @tdik.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Halftime for the Loons: Listen to the new pod, recorded 2 days ago! soundcloud.com/davesiknow/w...soundcloud.comWhen The Daves AwayA Dave made a terrible decision to not run the podcast this week. Never again. 021
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Anyone looming for a Loons ticket (in the WW) tonight? 001
David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Greg Araki is a fucking weirdo and I am here for it! 010