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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026

The Northwestern fireworks look like missile defense systems.

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David Zeller @texaszeller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

From a loss, to a draw that would feel like a win, to an actual win, to a draw that feels like a loss. The #MNUFC experience!

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is insane for #MNUFC! 3 goals in four minutes including a bicycle kick, to take the lead!

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Is This Real Life?

ALT: Is This Real Life?

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Can #MNUFC finally develop a home grown in Caldeira?

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Following Kendra's comment about the shove of Ant, honest question: How much of a shove in the back can you legally give a player who has already beat you? And why, if that we're outside the box it could be considered a professional foul/YC, but in the box is nothing? #MNUFC

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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 30/08/2026

#MNUFC outshot Orlando 10-1, xG is 0.89-0.20, so of course they're losing 1-0 and their goalkeeper got kicked in the head and had to leave the game

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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

#MNUFC That is BAD officiating by Allen Chapman. It's a well-established soccer referee principle that if the GK is injured play should be stopped immediately. It's such a liability to not have a capable GK that play stoppage is mandatory. Dike scoring into an open net there is bullshit.

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

And now we remember how to do set pieces? Seriously, where has this team been all season? With all the turmoil (transition to winter, leadership changes, etc.) It would be nice if this quality of play keeps up the rest of the year! #MNUFC

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I just turned on the #MNUFC game as they went to halftime. Has San Jose gone back to their man marking system under Almeida?

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Did Tomas Chacon make an appearance as an #MNUFC legend tonight?

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Seeing a bunch of MLS commercials that would have made sense to run during WC to get new fans, but I didn't see them then. So now they are just running them for people already watching MLS? Make it makes sense! #MNUFC #MLS

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Was that goal song played over the speakers and not just the crowd singing it? The way it stopped for the goal announcement seemed like a stop button was pushed. #MNUFC

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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 16/08/2026

“HE CANNOT STOP SCORING” is such a wild thing to yell about a guy who missed an open net from ten feet away about 20 minutes ago

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

What is ESPN doing with this match commentary. I want to know if there is a corner or shot on goal. Not AI's historical analysis, which isn't even accurate as the win against Uzbekistan was their first WC win ever, though I guess that would also include the last 52 years...

Screenshot of ESPN "match commentary" which is terrible AI slop producing a combination of on field match updates (barely) and awkward purple prose that sounds like it was written by a poor man's Ron Burgundy!

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bcmcdowell @bcmcdowell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I will likely never play a contact sport again but I take pride and solace in the fact that I can still cut and weave through crowds of shoppers who have the situational awareness of pigeons.

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Sucks to not get 3 points, but with the #MNUFC misses (PKs and otherwise) and the defensive lapse on the Superman goal, probably at most what the Loons deserved. Also, I think the ref must have sprained his shoulder because after that card against Gene, seems he couldn't use his yellow at all...

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Apple announcers finally realized Allianz Field holds 19k #MNUFC fans, not 12k

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Doesn't feel like #MNUFC has the momentum at this point in stoppage time.

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I'm glad we have the lead! But seeing James cook knowing he only has a possible 103 minutes left with #MNUFC sorts sucks

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

All these replay reviews is about to have the #Timberwolves also get 12 minutes of stoppage time at the end of the first half just like the #MNUFC game...

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Night Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Timberwolves 1st Half Analysis

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

If the wolves aren't going to even try (boxout, get back on defense, not even going to mention shooting), it makes it an easy choice of whether I stay up or go to bed. #timberwolves

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

This is way more of a woof game than a wolves game. #timberwolves

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Maya Moore is of course the exception! #Lynx

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Can we put a moratorium on all annoucers trying to convince us that professional athletes are some sort of altruistic, Mother Theresa type people. The constant "player X might cure cancer with how good of a teammate he is" is so tiring.

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Alex @nobrakes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

And in the other direction, Wild fans interested in continued Texas hate (though without fundamental, existential loathing) can cheer for the Wolves against San Antonio.

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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

“we got jaden mcdaniels” -shakespeare, probably

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

A winter soccer schedule in America is meant to not compete with football during playoffs. But if both MLS and NWLS move to winter, that means they will compete against football in the regular season and NBA/NHL playoffs, while MLB has no summer competition. It makes no sense.

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Think of how great it would be if normies learn about Norm, making Norm-ish behavior the norm in MN, and thus a leader for being abnormal compared to the normal behavior modeled by our "leaders"

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Can we get rid of the hovering sky cam in tge NBA and basketball in general? A moving frame of reference that is also zooming in and out at the same time makes it really hard for me to focus! #Wolves

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

American Soccer Fans: So we are now switching to a winter schedule, but how is MLS actually going to make this work with all of the northern teams? MLS:

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

At least MN won the games the mattered most (post-season) Vikings - TBD Twins - Loss MNUFC - Loss Wild - OT win Frost - OT loss Lynx - Win Wolves - HUGE WIN (Dosunmo > injuries)

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Have a chance at a 50/50 Vikings - TBD Twins - Loss MNUFC - Loss Wild - OT win Frost - OT loss Lynx - Win Wolves - TBD, tied in the 3rd

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

First win of the day! Vikings - TBD Twins - Loss MNUFC - Loss Wild - WIN Frost - TBD, losing at 2nd intermission Lynx - TBD, losing at half Wolves - TBD

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Can Boldy suit up for #MNUFC? Loons took 24 shots, 4 on goal and no goals. Boldy found the back of the net on his first kick!

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

MN sports equinox not looking great so far: Vikings - TBD Twins - Loss MNUFC - Loss Wild - TBD, nail-biter Frost - TBD, losing at 2nd intermission Lynx - TBD, losing at half Wolves - TBD

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

MNUFC averaged a shot every 3 minutes and 45 seconds of 90 minutes of game time #MNUFC averaged a SHOT ON GOAL every 22 minutes and 30 seconds of 90 minutes of game time Shades of 2022 again

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Didn't know stars coach Glen Gulutzan wears a porcupine on his head vs the #MNWild...

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Värsk Antonio @antonio-spargo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I am pretty sure the announcers credit that MNUFC save to DSC... Apple annoucers never disappoint for gaffes

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