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Antoine Wilson

@antoinewilson.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.2K following 174 posts

Novelist (Mouth to Mouth, Panorama City, The Interloper), Contributing Editor (A Public Space), Photographer (Slow Paparazzo), Struggle Rapper.

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Wesley Osam @mwosam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Randomly checking the NYRB Classics website, I noticed they're going to be publishing a new translation of Adolfo Bioy Casares' The Invention of Morel:
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Morel’s Invention
Jorge Luis Borges declared Morel's Invention a master-piece, comparable to The Turn of the Screw and Journey to the Center of the Earth. When a fugitive washes up on a deserted island, he quickly disc...
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The first take that makes me actually want to watch it...
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why is Claude’s logo a cat’s butthole?
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Otto from Repo Man is grown-up Bart Simpson.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you send me pictures of your feet on vacation I will reply with pictures of my feet while I'm sitting on the toilet.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So by my calculations, if Elon's hit a trillion, he would need to spend $54 MILLION DOLLARS A DAY FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS to go through it all. That seems fair.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/05/2026
- Have all the planks of your ship been replaced? - Did you replace the planks with the same material(s) as before? - Do any of the original planks remain? - Did you or anyone else build a ship out of the old planks?
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Theseus Files a Boat Insurance Claim
1. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since your last insurance payment? 2. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since you first took o...
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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I found this neat tool that lets you generate text and images just from your ideas. It's really good!
a pencil
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Aren’t all swords double-edged?
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Columbo: oh... Just one more thing, Mr. Cthulhu, sir, you said 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". But here is what I don't get... if you were mglw'nafh at the time of the murder... how could you also be Ph'nglui?
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Do people in your neighborhood who don’t know each other say hello to each other on the street?
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 11/03/2026
It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I was yesterday years old when I learned I’d been mispronouncing clerestory (in my head) my whole life.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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Sarah Jane Cervenak @sjcerv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” James Baldwin
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 28/02/2026
I wonder if a hard-line successor will assume power and further destabilize the region just like every other time this has happened
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/02/2026
The King is mad
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Some perpetual motion machines.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Literally saying that if you call this murderer a murderer, we're going to have to murder more of you.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Every dictator in history has claimed that they’ll only use their powers to go after the worst of the worst. Every dictator in history has lied. Donald Trump is no different.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You can’t even say you can’t even say anything anymore anymore. @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“core infrastructure”
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
don’t wrap presents on the floor without a plan on how to get back up
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I use the expression "laundry list" all the time, but I don't think I've ever used an actual laundry list.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
White Noise itself is like that barn.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
After X years, the substack finally springs to life... slowabsorber.substack.com/p/the-moma-l...
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The MoMA Lisa
Jackson Pollock's One:Number 31, 1950
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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a painting of totoro sleeping in a hole in the woods
Alt: a painting of totoro sleeping in a hole in the woods
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is playing a drum set
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is playing a drum set
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...
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Bari Weiss’s Big Secret Is That She’s Boring
The “contrarian” journalist’s new vision for CBS News appears to just mean reinventing Crossfire.
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I wrote this yesterday about what to tell young people who are worried about what work will be in the age of AI: naomialderman.substack.com/p/preparing-...
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preparing for the working world in the age of AI
or: seven things to tell your kids when they ask what they should study now, or what the point of studying is
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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Bowie’s cocaine and milk diet but it’s espresso and siggi’s.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Remember: A broken clock is right 1/43200 of the time.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
CA friends, take a sec to support trans rights in our state. Thx!
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
trains ideology?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown. Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
In a moment like this, when tensions are high, part of the job of the president is to remind us of the ties that bind us together.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Dissociating! In The Shower
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The beautiful universe doesn’t give a shit about you.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Professors out there getting fired for posting literal (and apposite) quotations from Charlie Kirk.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
There's reality, and there's what's written in your little book.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
There’s nothing like the self-righteousness of those who perceive themselves to be unjustly persecuted.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Your fact for the day. 😆😆😆
A post from Fred_Delicious:

soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Bowie's cocaine and milk diet except it's espresso and protein bars.
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Driving in Santa Monica early this morning, I thought I saw a lost dog crossing the road ahead. It was a coyote. He clocked me with his glassy eyes and said “You are the one who is lost.”
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LGBTQ Shrink @drronholt.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This is a welcoming account 🏳️‍⚧️
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Antoine Wilson @antoinewilson.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The course is mindblowingly thorough and varied.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
“The leopard that is eating my face is a political problem, not military, which is why I will say nothing as it mauls me, thereby demonstrating my courage and apolitical stance” and then goes on to unironically drop a MacArthur quote
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