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Brown Anthony™

@anthelonious.bsky.social
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I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him) Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan

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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 8h
He's probably going to release a stronger statement about the Kelly Clarkson shopping situation.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 11h
Do I need the "Mulholland Drive" jeans? scrt.onl/products/wak...
Jeans with Naomi Watts' image lasered on them
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm not saying they deserved to die, but most of the counselors at Camp Crystal Lake had haircuts that did not suggest they deserved to live either.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
While watching Primetime, I thought “wow Robert Pattinson could play a really good vampire.” Well guess what, you fruit.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rewatched "The Hitcher" for the first time since I was, like, 6 years old. I understand why it left an indelible mark on me for the last several decades.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
OK, so you wrote Carrie Bradshaw...
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
✨ It looks like you were clubbed unconscious! Summarize the last four horrifying hours?
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of the weirder things is what's going on over on reddit (evergreen sentence, I know). Some of the film subreddits have flipped from normal "Hey, I actually liked it!" posts to bot-like daily threads culminating with "I took my friends! They loved it! Decide for yourself." It's all getting odd.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A.I. can never replace the oral tradition:
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Dan the Dancer ✨ @dvruno.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
one of my favorite throwaway jokes
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was really hoping it would get some Emmy love merely to give it a bump in viewership! (Though maybe it's already going well? I can't tell.)
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a good reminder to watch The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins, which comes back for season 2 next month and has a lot of the same creative team behind 30 Rock. (Even though the season is short and not an old-timey network 22 episodes.)
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For nearly 30 years I've been screaming "Rainforests are the devil! We've got to kill the devil!" and nary a person has gotten the reference.
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taber @kvetch.gay · 09/10/2026
this is the best Mads Mikkelsen lore entry
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🐨☕ posting @bluegreen118.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"The HRC? The HRC figured it out?" meme.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having played on multiple LGBTQ softball teams, I can assure you the jerseys are never this good, and I would immediately put this into my regular wardrobe rotation.
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ben @benrs.uk · 09/10/2026
gm
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"This is Zodiac." "Uh-uh." "Srsly!" "OMG!!" "For real." "Staaaaahp." "Girl, would I lie to you?"
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need to see the rest of the clip because...Collins not reacting immediately to this line is something.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think you're just upset that YOU don't have a wax baby...do you?
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do I need to bid on this in the Reba auction?
Signed Fritos Standee with Framed Promo

Standee of Reba holding a bag of Fritos
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me on the dance floor shouting to you over the music:
Joe Manganiello’s Intestines Were Ripped Out — Then Ben Affleck Offered Him Batman
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, "Mouse Hunt" was directed by Gore Verbinski and made 125.4 million? We used to be a society.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like that Nathan Lane seems genuinely shocked that Ina Garten loves "Mouse Hunt."
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“She asked the powers at NASA to let her add a safeguard to prevent that error in a real flight, and they laughed it off as too unlikely… When an astronaut did make that blooper during the Apollo 8 mission, it caused necessary navigational data to vanish, and they called Hamilton in to get it back.”
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The best part about marathon week is that it's one of the few times each year you (probably) can't get run over in Grant Park.
Empty Columbus looking north in Grant Park Empty Columbus looking south through the park
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But do you think Helena Christensen is like "God, she's STILL talking about that wax baby?"
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm going to be quoting these 30 seconds for the rest of the year.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okiedokie. I might give it a chance. I need more new Halloween media.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watching celebs post about "Digger" is giving real Andrea Riseborough Oscar season all over again.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is it very...Flanagan-y? Aside from "Hush" (which I love), I just don't connect with anything he's done. And I kept trying his series and other films but I think maybe I need to admit we'll never work. 💔
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At first glance I thought you were blending into the path with some visual trickery.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder: This award is meaningless because Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell never won it for "The Americans."
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Warners’ watertower has been repainted.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, for sure. Despite being a Luca lover, I still get worried when anyone tries to address current/recent events so soon.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People are out here trying to insist "Digger" will be a reclaimed classic but I'm out here cheering "Go Robert Mueller and 'Queer' and 'After the Hunt!'"
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good early reviews for "Artificial" mean Luca Guadagnino season is once again officially upon us and I am ready.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've repeatedly told you to stop sending me blowhole vids.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why are you, as a man, stuck in a whale?
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chicago in the fall part II:
r/chicago

If you are going to Apple Fest today, PLEASE put on deodorant
CHI Talks

Please do not come out here musty, it is already too damn crowded
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chicago in the fall is beautiful because I know that when I go for a run during a Bears home game, my odds of nearly getting run over quadruples.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was Leatherface a NUMTOT?
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I recently googled him when I rewatched a 30 Rock episode he's in and wondered "Where did that handsome fella end up?" So now google probably thinks I'm obsessed with him.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" could've been avoided entirely if Texas had a robust intrastate rail system.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Don't make me woof alone!"
Octavia Spencer holding a gun in "Ma."
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know how every year Mariah does a "Not yet..." post around Halloween to tell folks it's too early for "All I Want for Christmas?" She should do a version of that but instead of using Halloween use Locktober.
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not you invoking Stand Your Ground!
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Starting to think getting a Newsom tattoo on my left bicep and a Fetterman one on my right was a mistake...
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JD Ryznar @jdryznar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course Michael McDonald was doing some serious fuckin’ at 14.
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