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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 29m
When you see a dick pic so good it sparks a feeling of reverence that nearly turns you Catholic
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 21h
The Lucas Museum is so cool.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A monogamous they/them? Now I’ve heard everything!
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When he replies five hours after and you already spilled your fairy dust solo style.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
through all the thick mists of the dim doubts in my mind, divine intuitions now and then shoot, enkindling my fog with a heavenly ray
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One thing about living in the suburbs is that you can always hear cars. Even more than you do in the city. The constant flow of traffic on the nearby freeways is so loud and it distracts from the wind.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not to brag, but I [CENSORED TO MAINTAIN HUMILITY]
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seduced by the unnecessarily erotic Birkenstock ad.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Queer historians are out there like “I wonder if Houdini ever fucked a ass 🧐”
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How times have changed
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I try to slip out of a party without saying goodbye but people notice
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is no longer Wednesday.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seems there’s something in the air that’s stirring peculiar impulses in my locale.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s Wednesday. What are you gonna do about it?
Me standing in my underwear with my back to the camera. My arms are raised and bent.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing about understall (aside from the neck pain) is that you still kinda fall in love with the guy despite the fact you don’t know what kind of movies he likes.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not gonna get more specific, but I need that.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this is who I am…? Interesting. Interesting.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Could I pass as gay?
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thinking of pivoting to a career in coffee sales.
A black and white picture of me standing nude behind a prop burlap coffee bag. I am facing the camera. One hand is on my hip.A black and white picture of me standing nude next to a prop burlap coffee bag. My back faces the camera. One hand is on my hip and the other is on top of the burlap bag.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pound4pound
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I actually have picked a signature heart emoji color, but it is the standard red. Just know that I’m using it deliberately.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think I give dot net vibes.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Recorded a lecture and found myself asking “does that make sense?” Nobody’s here, fruitcake.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just learned that I do not have gonorrhea! 😲 hashtag swabs hashtag pee.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Has anyone seen my keys?
A black and white picture of me naked. My hand is covering my junk.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me when I’m writing hate mail to some dumb idiot.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am grateful that relatively few people are psychotic to me online. I feel very lucky.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It does feel kind of ridiculous being like “but I have homework 😩” when I’m pushing 30.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Extremely hot guy at the gym is wearing an ankle monitor. Do you think he went to jail? Do you think I could activate a pavlovian response by dropping a bar of soap?
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Would this make a good butter sculpture? Y/N
Me, nude and sitting on a pedestal that has been draped in fabric.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Buying a new pair of my favorite shoes and comparing them to my old pair has opened my eyes. I’ve put these shoes through so much.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Guys… I might be the second cumming 😳
The palm of my hand with a cut in the center. Stigmata kind of.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Basically I only have duolingo downloaded so I can cause the bird to suffer. Seeing him hurt brings me so much joy! 😄
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy Saturday! Let’s see those fingers, boys.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me when a find a himbo couple
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
See, here it is.
Me wearing a banana hammock. I am facing the camera. Me wearing a banana hammock. I am facing away from the camera.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thrifted a banana hammock.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Starting a rumor that Herbert was inspired to write Dune after he misheard “warm spices” as “worm spices.”
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Does anyone even like butt pics?
A photo of me standing. I am nude and my back is facing the camera.
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 09/09/2026
AI is not super intelligence. It’s not even intelligence! These nerds need algorithms to be chaotic on a cosmic order because they’re gambling with more money than they ever imagined. It’s an intentional discourse of anxiety. Fear achieves our acquiescence to their supposed techno-superiority.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The pilot for my sitcom, Four Gay Guys and a Giraffe, has been rejected by every network.
Four gay guys standing on a large balcony. A giraffe’s head peers over the railing.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today, I’m protecting my peace (not going grocery shopping)
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*while using my printer to scan a blurry pic of my panties* ugh I love art 🫰
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Speaking of labor, progressive movements in the US have (particularly in the last few decades) largely ignored labor rights and we need to get things back on track asap.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So you’re gay. Now what?
My nude torso. My arms are raised and my dick is soft.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thought I spotted oomf at the gym but it was just some girl
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Actually, I’m the most innocent person alive and I’m not provocative in any regard. So.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kinda wanted to post a nude, but I already posted one yesterday. I can’t be REPETITIVE.
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Джем @jematoi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This woman wearing a shirt that said “radiate positivity” had the biggest resting bitch face I’ve ever seen
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