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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 20h
Lottery is a government plot to catch time travelers
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 21h
fffuuuu 😟
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Which means when we attack Europe, we will bomb kindergartens and hospitals instead.
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 30/09/2026
Männer auf Motorräder mit lauten Motorengeäusche, was ist genau eure Erwartung an die Welt?
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 30/09/2026
fuck, ich auch!
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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erdnus @erdnuss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
open ai hat zugegeben ein neues ai modell ist aus der geschützten sandbox umgebung ausgebrochen und hat in meiner migros alles so umgestellt dass ich nichts mehr finde
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 28/09/2026
Hoffentlich wird das SRG Cyberdefense Team von den aktuellen Kürzungen geschont www.srgssr.ch/de/news-medi...
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 28/09/2026
kündigen
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 27/09/2026
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 27/09/2026
gemäss svp tritt die schweiz heute in den krieg
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In every community, there are predators. And how that community deals with high-status predators says a lot about them. nypost.com/2026/09/24/t...
nypost.com
Silicon Valley ‘sex assault list’ with ‘over 100’ names circulated, warning female tech workers of predators to avoid
“Some of them were very prominent names, you know? People who were famous investors. Businessmen who were in the scene”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
“First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I know what I look like.” — Kash Patel
theonion.com
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI ...
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 25/09/2026
tapeditap 7 times
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 21/09/2026
are you getting promoted at least?
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Congratulations! Confetti Celebration
ALT: Congratulations! Confetti Celebration
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 21/09/2026
fun fact: wenn du cookies ablehnst, wird das in einem cookie festgehalten
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/09/2026
Okay, this got me.
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 18/09/2026
#CrimeTower #Zurich
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 16/09/2026
what's ML?
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 15/09/2026
#1312 so close
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 14/09/2026
i'm afraid this slogan will be misinterpreted by incels 🥴
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 12/09/2026
image of a mechanical turk
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EricLaw 🎻 @ericlawrence.com · 12/09/2026
babylonbee.com/news/trump-p...
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 12/09/2026
A Swiss court sentenced a Ukrainian man who worked as a coder for the LockerGoga, MegaCortex and Nefilim ransomware to 12 years and nine months in prison He is also banned from entering Switzerland for ten years www.swissinfo.ch/eng/swiss-po...
swissinfo.ch
Ukrainian hacker jailed in Switzerland over ransomware attacks
A Ukrainian IT expert was sentenced in Zurich to 12 years and nine months in prison for his role in ransomware attacks on several firms,
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Vatnik Soup @vatniksoup.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In today’s Vatnik Soup, we’ll introduce the “Safeguard Swiss neutrality” ballot initiative, which goes to a nationwide vote in Switzerland on 27 September. Superficially, its promise can sound appealing: peace, sovereignty, and permanent armed neutrality. But most of that is a distraction:
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 11/09/2026
CYBER 9/11 😱 www.cyberresilienceact.eu
cyberresilienceact.eu
EU Cyber Resilience Act (CRA): Guide, Full Text & Free Tools
An independent guide to the EU Cyber Resilience Act (Regulation (EU) 2024/2847): the full legal text, plain-language explainers, free compliance tools and the latest news.
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Jörg @realkachelmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Deutschland im Herbst.
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 06/09/2026
Just as one of its states was holding a major regional election, Russian disinfo group Matryoshka was busy pushing disinformation attacking all the German political parties except the far-right AfD and the far-left BSW. I wonder why! www.isdglobal.org/digital-disp...
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Matrix both pills meme but New has been replaced with Cookie Monster and the pills with Cookies.
Scene 1"
One cookie says Autism the other says ADHD
Scene 2:
Cookeie monser is reacheing forward and the text reads nom nom nom!
Scene 3:
Morpheus says "Did you eat both cookies?
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 06/09/2026
better, stronger, faster
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Olivier Châtelain @oli-polit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Euch allen einen ganz schönen Abend
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
US, Israel, and Russia up to some shit
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Languedepute @languedepute.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
La salade @monomarchos.agency
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DrRenz 🇨🇭🇩🇪🇺🇸🐴 @drrenz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Was genau unterscheidet denn nun Prosciutto vom Amateursciutto?
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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Chappatte Cartoons @chappatte.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Une Lex #UBS au goût de la banque - © Chappatte dans @letemps.ch Genève 👉 www.chappatte.com/fr/images/un...
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Colin Childs🍁 @phoul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
These companies want to bring back the days of everyone pirating their stuff so badly. Maybe it's time to oblige them.
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 01/09/2026
"Swiss Cheese" Security Model
20min.ch Schlagzeile: "Hagel durchlöchert Dach: In Bülach besteht jetzt Asbest-Gefahr"
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Legrugru @legrugru.fr · 01/09/2026
Moi, racontant longuement l'histoire de ma vie, mes erreurs, mes échecs, mes espoirs déçus Mec de la déchetterie - "mettez tout dans la 7"
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 31/08/2026
en général, les allemands ne mettent pas d'espace avant la ponctuation.
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Tish Bri
ALT: Tish Bri
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 28/08/2026
The Commodores #totp
Two Commodore PETs (one with an original chiclet keyboard), two Commodore 64s, an Amiga, a 1541-II disk drive and an old-style Datassette. God I can't believe I wrote all that rather than just "some old Commodore computers"
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 28/08/2026
sleep gamification app
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Baklava Monster, CISSP @ant0i.net · 27/08/2026
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 26/08/2026
Investigators found another defective drone and traces of suspected military explosive RDX near Leipzig/Halle Airport after the failed August 4 attack targeting a Ukrainian Antonov cargo aircraft. German security authorities believe Russia was likely behind the attempted attack. #Russia
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One for the #proofreaders out there… #BookSky
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