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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

we do very, very important work at vulture www.instagram.com/reel/DV7iPpp...

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Vulture @vulture.com · 16/03/2026

Now presenting: The Oscars, the Matt Berry cut 🎬

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I think if I were to ever launch a massive nefarious smear campaign against someone I would simply not have a kick off call about it that I record for a person who can't be there. We can reschedule the massive nefarious smear campaign kick off call for when everyone can make it.

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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

this is just a list of things @annevclark.bsky.social and I think would be fun to hear Matt Berry say and yes I do consider this service journalism

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

writing a horror novel with one hand. using the other to make the spiraling “cuckoo” sign so everyone knows I don’t condone

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Kid Rock actually did the same thing Bad Bunny did where he named all the different places that make up America but he only listed Texas, the part of Detroit where white people live, Funspot in New Hampshire and the defunct Times Square Señor Frog’s.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Do you think that Bad Bunny said all the countries of the Americas in geographic order south to north as an artistic statement or is that just how they're sorted in his mind palace? I'm thinking mind palace bc that's also how mine is

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Women with hips are always gonna upset dudes who prefer, like, kids.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

What's really funny is that pretty much everyone on the porch of the bad bunny house that they quickly panned over is more famous than kid rock

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I am begging the producers of live television events to please check your venues for lady gaga before you start, many live events end up featuring lady gaga without warning because so few people think to do this

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I finished my very first watch of Mad Men and I am mean now. Just full of sass. I've got an ATTITUDE PROBLEM. It has put such a rage in me.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Of all the strange things to happen in stranger things a candy striper knowing this much medicine is the most strange thing, perhaps of all.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

If I am experiencing travel delays it is the end of the world, if people on the news are experiencing travel delays it's pure entertainment thank you yes more please

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

You know that scene where Taylor Swift listens to the audiobook to calm her nervous system down, that's how I am with episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Every Christmas we joke about three ghosts visiting the president and every Christmas they fail us. It's time to accept that we need more ghosts. And BIGGER ghosts.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

This week's South Park made me actually weep.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Jesse Plemons aka the millennial Tommy Lee Jones

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Every time I see them I am forced to Google which Jonas hurt my dear sweet close personal friend Sophie Turner and it's so annoying. Can we just make him wear a little tag?

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

We are witnessing one of the most diabolical Substack subscriber ploys/longest bamboo metaphors in history right now. What a time to be alive.

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

In other news, they're literally moving Tehran because it's out of water. NBD. It's fine. This is fine. It's allllll going fine.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Who HASN'T confused a pussy palace for a dojo

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Love to listen to my favorite pop star Lily Allen sing lines like "I didn't know it was your pussy palace, I always thought it was a dojo" that simply anyone can relate to

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Do you think they talked about the tribulations of having Aloof Wives

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Time to play my favorite game: Which Mormon Wife Am I Looking At? I AM ACTUALLY VERY BAD AT IT

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I know I'm a flop hag. I've come to terms with it. I've moved on.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

On behalf of his Millennial constituents, I sincerely hope that on day one of the Mamdani Administration Zohran looks out the window of his office at City Hall and calls out to his staff "Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!" This is a huge responsibility.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Feeling pretty bummed in general in my life and have decided that the only solution is to buy a bunch of very pretty things I don't need and absolutely can't afford. When has that ever not worked.

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Sean L. McCarthy @seanlmccarthy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

In April 2020, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gave his empty pandemic campaign office on Steinway to my friend Macaela as a home for her new Astoria Food Pantry. Five 1/2 years later, the pantry is still a vital source for mutual aid, and Mamdani is going to be Mayor! www.astoriafoodpantry.com

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ASTORIA FOOD PANTRY

Information about Astoria Food Pantry in Astoria, Queens, NY. We are a mutual aid group and provide food, clothes, books, diapers and more, as well as community events and a space where artists and or...

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

See, every ten years or so some young, energetic progressive talks about taxing the already very rich and wins in a landslide. Then the Democrats go "hmmm must've been the font"

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Suddenly I am deeply concerned Curtis Sliwa will be president.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Mamdani's celebration party is in downtown Brooklyn because this is what happens when a guy from Astoria gets cool: he starts making you ride the train for an hour to Brooklyn to hang out with him.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Engaging in the traditional Halloween ceremony of watching Rocky Horror and screaming about how Tim Curry is a once in-a-generation talent.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

the mafia using x-rays to cheat at poker and thieves doing a louvre heist, the matrix is very clearly running out of ideas. what's next, celebs in space??

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Day 66 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Police Chief Wiggum saying HEY MOMDANI!
HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF
DEFUNDING THE POLICE
YOU "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I can't have kids bc I'd be too tempted to give them wrong information like "COVID is a disease Tom Hanks gave everyone so they had to close all the movie theaters for a year"

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

New York Post (winds up fist) I swear to GOD

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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 17/10/2025

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I think instead of spending $50-60 million per episode of Stranger Things we (as a culture and an economy) should make 150 episodes of The Chair Company

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

the really great thing about this is now every physical therapy appointment starts with a 5 minute deep dive into a song we like, today was father figure bc we BOTH were listening to it when we walked in and had to pause it AT THE SAME PART. what a magical week this has been.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I have an essay in me about how many of our biggest pop stars now are people who make work about how much they wish they could've done the sort of normal life stuff that the rest of us take for granted, but I worry it will make people clinically depressed.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

The only person I think has any right to be actually mad at this Taylor Swift album is Nicole Kidman. Imagine the Taylor Swift album that comes out during your divorce is her being all like "isn't it great marrying an awesome hot dude" I'd be incandescent.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Me enjoying Taylor Swift's very fun new song called 'wood'

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Taylor reuniting with Max Martin certainly is good news for music. Even better news for music would be her somehow breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal again. THOSE were some gd songs, baby.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Wait, they shut down the government for the Taylor Swift album? Okay even I think this is going too far.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Becky Lynch and Taylor Swift both turned heel this year AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I am ready for Evil Taylor Swift. I have wanted this for so long. I want her to fight everyone. I want her to bully ME. I want her to be the one that sets off the nukes that finally end our civilization while she sings about her p*ssy being WET FROM HATE.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

"i take money from saudi and don't feel bad bc america does bad stuff too" oh grow up. we all know the reason you don't feel bad is that you love being rich more than you care about people you don't know having rights. cut the SHIT!

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