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@annaswanson.bsky.social
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
what the hell
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's real.
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I Spent My Whole Life Defending Cruella De Vil. Then I Saw ‘101 Dalmatians.’
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A Black man named Keith Porter was shot and killed by an ICE officer on New Year’s Eve. Marimar Martinez was shot five times by an ICE officer in Chicago who went on to brag about leaving seven holes in her body. This is not new but it is expanding.
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
rewatched minority report yesterday, taking partial credit for the spielberg trailer drop happening today
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F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Never seen this image so clearly represented in a movie trailer.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
showing up here because twitter is down
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
winning just to what? get compared to the yankees? is the content of your soul not worth something?
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
could be anyone!
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I fear I’m not cut out for the anxiety of not knowing if people haven’t followed me back here because they didn’t notice or because they secretly don’t like me
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
[ancient egyptian standup comic] see guys from the upper kingdom, they observe funerary rites like THIS. but us guys from the lower kingdom, we observe funerary rites like THIS. See this guy knows what I’m talking about [pointing at man with the head of a bird]
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
took twitter off my phone because i don’t trust anyone there to not spoil mission impossible so now im over here
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ivory1.bsky.social @ivory1.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD
John Waters standing beside a wall with a sign that says: The John Waters Restrooms. All Gender. 
Not my photo.
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Auskeleton @arsarcantum.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The X-Men Wolverine picture meme but he's looking at the picture from Looney Tunes: The Day The Earth Blew Up of baby Porky, Daffy, and Farmer Jim
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Peter Raleigh @petreraleigh.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
We don't talk enough about the levels of regulatory capture demonstrated by the fact that these things are even street legal
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Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews.com · 13/11/2024
BREAKING: Richard Kind is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024!
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
using this app for the first time in months to say @davidlsims.bsky.social just tip the poll towards Lee no one will be mad just do it
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 31/01/2024
The best parenting advice I ever got was 1 day blinding stew
A sign stapled to a telephone pole. The text of the sign says:

How to "punish" my daughter?

My daughter is biting hair!

I'm a single father so I don't have the "maternal instinct".

CALLING ALL MOMS...

Best way to tell her this is not ok without being too harsh?

Please write the answer:

Feed her a stew that makes her blind
Feed her a stew that makes her go blind for 1 day
Stew that blinds her for a day
Feed her a type of stew that makes her blind for 1 day
1 Day Blinding Stew
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
just learned you can mute people here so maybe i’ll start using it more
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
maybe seeing a landlord complain that killers of the flower moon was too sympathetic is the thing that’ll finally push me over to here and away from the other place
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Unfortunately we are living it
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2023
John Wick movies are so funny, man. He goes into like a noodle shop and says “I’d like something…spicy” and a Chinese guy puts his hand into a big pot of broth and pulls out an AR-15 and says “enjoy your meal, Mr Wick” and then John has a fight in the New York Museum of Hatchets
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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
6 PM - That movie wasn't so scary 10 PM - [after hearing any noise] Is that you Jaws
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
I have discovered that the farm boy chocolate croissants are *shockingly* good and this feels like a turning point in my life
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
girl dinner
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anna @annaswanson.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
another app……
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