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Annam&M’s 🔻

@annam.bsky.social
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how did i get here? linktr.ee/annamlaughs #writer #comedian #VO #actor #science #educator #politics

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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
is it just me or is she only activated when Trump is in power? Just silent when its Democrats doing the evil thing
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
"roman salute," that very normal way of describing a salute every living person recognizes from decades of world war two movies
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
time to get my gun out of the storage unit
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
finally got off the apps im on a strict diet
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
all the “this isn’t a time to blame politicians” narrative around the fires in LA are so funny to me because it is absolutely the time. we can offer mutual aid and also grow in class consciousness at the same time. those two things are not mutually exclusive.
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
this cant be the same winter that johnny appleseed walked barefoot in
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
need a godzilla tattoo asap
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
being really brave rn* *eating a crumb cake muffin on public transportation
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
William New Years Eve the Science Guy
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
chips are a gateway drug
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
if you give a mouse a Dorito, he’ll ask to guzzle a high fructose drink to wash it down with. now that mouse’s brain is addicted to high-salt high-sugar foods and anything healthy tastes boring in comparison
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
omg just realized Jimmy Carter was younger than Betty White
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
William New Years Eve the Science Guy
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I cannot wait to have my own place
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
All those christmas songs are euphemistic right? Mommy wasn’t kissing Santa Claus, bc he isnt real. And Rudolph wasn’t a reindeer, he was a munch
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Squid Games 2 is just asian John Wick
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Share a crush with no explanation
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piccolo from dragon ball z is standing in a field with his arms crossed
ALT: piccolo from dragon ball z is standing in a field with his arms crossed
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Hey man, sorry I can’t make it: it’s just that I’m going to die in at best a few decades so I’ve got to do some other things instead
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
incredibly racist things happening on that other website.
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
i’ve been on a list since I was 16 whispering the word “jihad” into my smart fridge. this is not my first rodeo
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Had a bike accident in September, went to ER. Got a bill for $4300. Luigi shoots a CEO. They send me an email giving me a $500 discount Luigi gets a fade. Bill is $80 now. Am I gonna pay it? I’ll think about it.
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
hope they didn’t use “apple intelligence” for the new iOs bc its ass
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I know a major part of writing is making an unwieldy, shitty first draft, but god, there’s nothing I hate more than being in the middle of an unwieldy, shitty first draft
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Clarissa Shamrock used to date a well endowed elf of a different breed (Leprechaun) who worked in the Gold Trade. Thank you to Bushwick Comedy Club for giving Clarissa Shamrock some stage time on Xmas day!!
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Be careful out there... New Year's falls on Friday the 13th this year
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
just bought a bunch of condoms (for a prank) from a Yemeni brother at the corner store and then had a wholesome discussion on Islamic law. i love brooklyn
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
that’s my boy!
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
the venn diagram of people who hate pronouns and people that don’t mind being asked for the title of “Miss, Ms, Mrs, or Mr” on a form is a circle
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
AirPods are great, I love spending $200 on an ear infection
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
"Eggnog In The Name Of"

Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that burn yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs
Eggnog in the name of!
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night 
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night 
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Yeah! Come on!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Merry Christmas!
Uggh!
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/12/2024
how close should I keep my friends' enemies
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I can’t wait for the day Luigi converts to Islam from jail. It’s bound to happen, I can feel it in my bones.
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
not enough black and brown people on raya. tired of all these bland white faces w chiseled bodies.
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
More like A SCAB ammirite?
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
using the vibrator as a night light >>>
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
it is 🧱°F in nyc rn
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Brooklyn College spying on Muslim students w cops going undercover on campus
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
but where am i gonna get a last minute neon tutu now??
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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Guy who can’t remember what chocolate is called: “hello, where can I find your dog poison?”
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I check the wheelchair accessible option on google maps (bc am disabled even tho I don’t need a wheelchair atm) and once in a while it is completely inaccurate. I had to fight the pain and made it up but imagine if someone was in a wheelchair and ended up trapped not knowing how to get up the stairs
Screenshot of text troubleshooting google maps directions with “wheelchair accessible entrance is on Ave A, not 1st Ave”
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Fiyero in Dancing Through Life The Dance The Lyrics
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
one thing about me, i hate breaking a streak of progress
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Proud of myself for keeping my fasting blood sugar within the target range for a year straight but I’m still always too scared to check it after eating 😥
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
a gym playlist titled “Jim Jams” has anyone done this yet?
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Himbo station
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Annam&M’s 🔻 @annam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
using a lofi version of chappell roan’s entire rise and fall of a midwest princess album for my classroom activities 🤌🏽🤌🏽 god bless
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 13/12/2024
I DO wish more men would take a few minutes off from conquering Rome or building passive incomes and generational wealth and fall in love with themselves, too. Figure out who you are without money. Learn to love THAT guy. I don't mean go broke (because i know some of you will jump to that.)
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Justin Avery Smith @justinaverysmith.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
As millennials, the first Star Wars movie most of us ever saw in theaters literally opens with a trade dispute. We’ve been preparing for the fallout from these tariffs our whole lives.
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