iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“I just finished grad school and I’m looking for something in the public sector; right now I’m bartending for the Time Being.” (A four-dimensional reptilian appears in the room holding an empty highball glass) “Another Long Island Sir?”

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

@murderxbryan.bsky.social somehow ended up being one of two people with the key to the vault where they keep this stuff at my work

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

People think it’s a real hoot to make fun of Trump painting everything gold but then you see another rich guy like DJ Khaled and his house just looks like some Tybee Island Airbnb your family rented back in 2018

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Y’all ever use a ratatouille rat to control your arm so it feels like someone else is jerking you off?

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Am I the only one who assumed the crazy looking blonde lady was the trump DOD official

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I tried to simply erase the random kid in the periphery of this photo and Adobe was like “stand back and let us show you the mighty power of the AI”. Great product you clowns I hope my $70 a month gets spent on some kind of paint for your offices that turns out to give you cancer

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Fun fact Monopoly was originally called “The Landlord’s Game” although the rules were slightly different it was a race to see who could get the most layers of old paint on an electrical outlet

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

“That’s it, I’m gonna do World War I!” - Kaiser Wilhelm II

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Gambling websites should let me bet against myself

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Happy Mother’s Day to my mother-in-law who showed me a picture of her next to the Hamburglar and I said “oh you’re associating with a known criminal” and she got so confused… turns out she didn’t know who he was or what he was known for, just kept calling him “The Hamblerger”.

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

yessir there is nothing quite like brushing your teeth before bed and noticing the shirt you’ve been wearing all day at work and to the store has a huge hole in the armpit

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I’d go to a restaurant that’s like Korean barbecue but just American grilling, just Dad flipping burgers at the table and taking orders

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

James Earl Jones’s voice is deep but it’s not gravely, you know? He’s booming but he’s got a mellow tone like Big Kermit

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I am by no means advocating for child soldiers but I do think it would be fun to haul their little asses around in an armored Toyota Sienna

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Trying to conceal a mouthful of milk during sex to try and blow it into a lady’s boobs to inflate them

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Backyard furnaces but it’s every American gets a weber grill to start producing their own burger

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

What do you think this funny little fella was doing running around in some kinda seal team six getup this morning?

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

All these people becoming religious as adults just looking for a bigger manager to complain to

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Were you there when they gooseified my board

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Took a bunch of portraits for a corporate website and one dude turned his shoulders the wrong way and I didn’t catch it so now I’m attempting to secretly fix it by uploading his goofy ass to the TikTok microwave filter

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

“America has truly lost its way” - me, reflecting on the fact that the lazy little loser guy in Anora wasn’t supplementing his constant video game playing with watching old Will Ferrel movies

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

The peak of Everest is covered in garbage but I’m standing here alone on top of Mount Finished-a-whole-chapstick

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

The funniest aspect of this is that it will probably end up being woke and fascist

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Got to grab a few things from Kroger today but because of the boycott I have to drive to Cincinnati so it’ll technically be a local business

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Rockin Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Blues are two wildly different diagnoses. You rocked so hard your primary care physician had to refer you to a boogie woogie specialist.

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Eagles Greatest Hits (Taylor’s Version)

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Incredibly psyched to finally own a hardcover copy of this.

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

The funniest aspect of Mandela effect people is that the basis of their worldview is that they are from a dimension where people don’t misremember things, but they’ve also been teleported to an alternate dimension where people don’t misremember things. We’re all absolutely correctly remembering.

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

There needs to be a law that you can’t say something “kills fascists” unless you’ve already killed a fascist with it. Talk is cheap, get bonking you bozos.

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I have been completely immobilized folks I knew I had too much but there was one more meatball on my plate and I swear to god it hit my lips like I was Papa Manzano in Cats Cradle I’m fucked

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I made a life-altering amount of spaghetti and meatballs yesterday. This is just the leftovers.

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

HBO should have let the Cryptkeeper do color commentary at the puppy bowl these mfers love puns so much

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

If the Stargate from Stargate was real I’d like to have a little one I could sit on in the bath so I could stay nice and cozy while my turds tunnel through space to the pyramid planet

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

lol “poorly timed” photo dawg they caught him looking like he’s actively pooping his pants so hard they fall down

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

For sale: baby shoes, stretched out by man feet.

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Everybody at the zoo getting excited about the new baby animals and ignoring the fact they got a big fat seal that breathes through his nose real loud like Tony Soprano

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I have a Michigan J Frog type situation going on where I keep catching the dog sucking his own dick in a sexual way and my wife won’t believe me

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

They should make unsweetened Coca Cola

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

The next Fast & The Furious movie they fight Jesus Christ

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Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

“Loonie Bin” is a kinda rude phrase if you’re talking about mental health but it’s actually the most appropriate phrase if you’re describing the Canadian version of Scrooge McDuck

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