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Vashon Islander.

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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Product called TV B GONE. It’s a one button remote that turns off all TVs
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Meme from 1943 from my dad’s collection of family memorabilia. This postcard was sent to my dad’s uncle. I love that it’s addressed simply to Thor Larson, Sandpoint Idaho, and it got where it was meant to go.
Black and white postcard. Caption: The Bowl Gazer. Hitler’s face is on  the back of an open toilet, and he is gazing lovingly at his reflection in the toilet. Back of the post card.
Postmark Boise Idaho, Feb 7 1943.

Address: Thor Larson Sandpoint Idaho
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So did the rock build the Sphinx, or did the crocodile build the Sphinx? I’m confused
CNN headline: Scientists name ancient crocodile species found in rock that built the Great Sphinx
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two pictures of my grandparents, taken roughly 40 years apart. I love how they still stood the same way, still held hands, still had those sweet smiles.
Left: a photo from the early 1940s. Grandpa is on the left. He is wearing a US WWII military uniform. Grandma is on the right. She’s wearing a cute dress and her head is up in a stylish do. They are smiling and holding hands.
Right: the same people sometime in the early 1980s. Grandpa is wearing a light blue suit. Grandma is wearing a brown skirt and pink blouse that are roughly the same size as the outfit in the picture on the left. They are holding hands and smiling.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jimothy-ass truck
The front of a pick up truck with a tiny truck bed in back
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cats grooming each other and purring
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A rich person
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A rich person  MUST NEVER
MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the local galleries even included it in an art show
Naked Marionon a pizza box’s, but his face, scarf, and name are all bedazzled with colorful rhinestones You've probably noticed the half-naked young man inside every pizza box at O Sole Mio.
That's Mario. Using his image as a starting point and actual pizza boxes as our 'canvas', VALISE artists have created an exhibit that promises to be playful, provocative, and zany, using a variety of mediums.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My favorite thing about the island is that when you order a pizza, once you’ve finished, you’ve got this big cardboard hunk
Outside of pizza box. It says O SOLE MIO Pizza house Da Mario and has an picture of a family at a table with 70s vibesInside of pizza box featuring a man who is naked except for a scarf tied around his neck. The picture cuts off just above his groin. Over his belly button is the word MARIO
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Decoration in front of the estate sale
One of those big orange pumpkins with green bulges growing on it. On the stem of the pumpkin is a blond doll head. The autumn sun is shining on this monstrosity
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The snugglers
An orange cat and a small black kitten are spooning
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Top image: a human circulatory system around the head and neck.

Bottom image: the circulatory system has been changed out for red, green and vlue cables that are neatly tied together. 

Caption: cable managed
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Zookeeper getting interviewed referred to Maple as 90% sass, 10% hippo.
A baby pigmy hippo named Maple is resting on a big green leaf.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Camouflage
An orange cat lying on a blanket that has a bunch of picture of cats on it
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Looking around, frantically trying to find a place to dump all my cranberry sauce
A dumpster on wheels in a back lot. The words “ONLY GRAVY” are spray painted on it.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shanah Tova from Eris, who somehow got a hold of a piece of challah bread
A small black kitten holding a piece of challah bread crust in her paws and chopping on it.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I taught middle school math, I gave students the top pic and they solved it quickly. Then I gave them then bottom pic and they were like, what even is this? When I showed them it was the same as the fruit puzzle, it helped them understand. Math is both a system of concepts and a language
Top:
Apple+apple+apple =30
Apple+ banana + banana =18
Banana+coconut +coconut =14
Coconut+apple+banana = ?

Bottom:
3x=30
x+2y=18
y+2z=14 
z+x+y=?
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People have stopped their cars while I’m walking my husky to tell me that he’s beautiful.
On the left a black husky with white markings. One random person described his eyes as “moons rising at night over the snow.” On the right a dopey golden retriever, who, according to random people driving down 103rd st, is not beautiful enough to be remarked upon.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy birthday weekend to my younger kid
Post from idkwhat2putbro0: 
"what are you doing for Labor Day??"
?? giving birth???? like everyone else???
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Our mayor the Strawberry made an appearance at Japan Fest this weekend.
A child dressed in a strawberry suit. Their little feet are poking out the bottom, but otherwise they are a strawberry. There are a couple people on stage introducing them and some people seated in the audience.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just discovered this note that I wrote first thing when I woke up this morning
August 28, 2026 at 7:15 AM
The moon has always been able to deal with change to humanity by smashing a hammer straight through
tone
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We got a kitten. Named her Eris. Here I am holding her in my shirt like a baby
A black kitten. She is cuddle up in my black shirt with her head poking out. She has bright green eyes
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Here you go:
Doctor Manhattan on moon. Panel 1 says: The year is 2016, our politicians are talking about taco trucks

Panel 2 says: The year is 2026, our politicians are talking about taco trucks
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My husband made chicken soup by putting an entire grocery store rotisserie chicken into a pressure cooker full of water.
A pressure cooker filled with water and a whole, uncut cooked rotisserie chicken.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We got a new kitten, and all the other creatures on the house are fascinate by her.
A tiny black kitten lies on a chair. Her tail is perfectly curled. An orange cat sits next to her, looking down at her. A golden retriever rests his head on the chair, trying to get a sniff of the kitten.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey you guys, did I mention that I saw orcas yesterday?
An orca’s dorsal fin poking out of the water. It is one of the transient orcas in Puget Sound.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We were looking up info about zodiac signs, and this is how someone starts her blog post about Capricorn sense of humor
Website called ElsaElsa
Blog title: Capricorn sense of humor

"I trust no one, not even myself."
-Josef Stalin, Capricorn
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The furry electricians marched in the Strawberry Festival parade.
Van that says “Midnight Mechanics.” Their logo is a furry holding a power drill. The back of the van is open and a furry is sitting in it. Another furry is walking behind the van and waving. In the background, people are standing by the side of the road watching the parade.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Can someone please explain why there was an onion on the beach?
An onion. It is big and round and sitting on the beach. there’s a bit of seaweed on it.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Saw this on the beach today and thought of the bower bird quiz
Someone has loving places seaweed, shells, a crab exoskeleton, and sand on a driftwood log. It is flanked by two sticks poking out of the ground. Next to the log is a pile of shells.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Front page of the local paper
Headline: “Islanders fill the streets to savor Strawberry Festival”

Picture of a kid in a strawberry costume with a giant straw hat that obscure his face 

Caption: Marshall the Strawberry, Vashon's newly elected unofficial mayor, strolls through uptown during the Strawberry Festival Parade on Saturday.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Maybe it’s just mad about all those times the cat sat on it.
An orange cat sitting majestically on a printer. The printer is quietly seething and plotting my downfall.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It was followed up by these banners. I like that there’s both the message of “this shit sucks” and “this is how we propose to improve stuff”
Parade songs that say: we the people 250
Overturn citizens united
Main Street over Wall StreetParade banners that say:
Dismantle oppression 
Democracy and election integrity Banners that say Sustainable energy, food, & commerce

Medicare for allParade banners that say: proportional representation 
Just Security & global justice
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One of the floats at the Strawberry Festival parade today
A giant balloon Trump is bent over with his pants down. He is shitting fire onto the constitution, which is going up in flames. In front of him, a guy dressed as a louse is wearing a vest that looks like an ICE uniform but says LICE and dancing.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Look who was afraid of thunder today
A golden retriever lies under my desk next to my leg. he has a scared look on his face.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Here’s what I wrote in my comment. Please leave a comment also.
The president is not a scientist, nor is he well-versed in every scientific field.
Thus, his political inclinations are not informed by science, and he doesn't have a sense of what kinds of scientific studies are necessary to further public health, medical advancements, energy, technology, or general research.
Science funding should not be under the influence of one person's prejudices, narrow-mindedness, or agenda. It should be determined by panels experts who understand the subjects deeply and can judge what would be most beneficial. We've seen this administration cut funding for programs they didn't understand, such as screw worm prevention, and then the ending of these programs led to dire consequences. America is the world leader in science and innovation. By making science in the thrall to a politician, we will lose so much. We'll lose talent, innovation, and important breakthroughs. We'll lose that steady stream of advancements that have made cancer more survivable, that have decreased child mortality, and that have improved clean energy and energy efficiency. If you want to keep America great, then invest in science and don't put science under the thumb of politics.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I love the composition of this photo
The top 2/3 of the photo is the head of a golden retriever. He is lying down on a grey blanket and smiling. His nose is gently touching a green tennis ball. There is a patina of dirt everywhere because Waffles is basically Pigpen from the Peanuts
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The sky jumpscares were kinda pretty
A red firework exploding . It is reflected in the water of Puget SoundThree white fireworks exploding . They are reflected in the water of Puget SoundRes and white fireworks exploding. They are reflected in the water Red and white fireworks exploding. They are reflected in the water of Puget Sound
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My goth teenager kissed Waffles, and he’s pretty jazzed about it
Closeup of Golden retriever face resting on a paw. He’s smiling, and there’s a black lipstick kiss mark on top of his head
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Taskmaster had a task where people had 20 minutes to create a number system. I made this one: one is made of one line, 2 from 2 lines, 9 from 9 lines, etc. (0 is an empty rounded cup.) The names are one syllable in alphabetical order (skipping c because it makes two sounds)
My new numbers.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Untitled goose meme. It says “Remember: if you see a giraffe, no you didn’t
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Show me your favorite spatula and your least favorite spatula. I KNOW YOU HAVE FAVORITES
On the left is a perfect metal spatula. It’s sturdy and has slats. On the right a rounded rubber spatula. You can’t flip with it. You can’t scrape bowls with it. Just an absolute dogshit spatula.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Goddammit
Anna's
2026
Bingo Card

The squares that say “world’s first trillionaire” and “trump names airport after himself” are colored in blue. Other squares:

Facebook/Meta collapses
Truth Social/Xitter merge
Over 1 million people evacuated from major squid discovered metropolis due to natural disaster
New species of
It happens! (You know what)
Luigi found not guilty
RK diagnosed with parasite-refuses treatment
CBS bought and Bari
Weiss fired
Someone writes a tell-all book with information they should have shared much earlier
Another country tries to leave the EU
SapceX rocket explosion kills bystander
Usha leaves Vance
Free Space
New viral zoo animal
DOJ manipulates contents of Epstein files before releasing them
Steven Pinker gets canceled
World's first trillionaire
Supreme Court interferes in midterm election (6 to 3)
Trump gets impeached
Ai movie made and it flops
Life found on
Mars
Trump renames an airport after himself
Article in major newspaper goes to print with obvious ai line such as "if
there's anything else I can do, just ask!"
A YouTube celebrity gets a high-level role at the FBI
Fox News invents the War on Easter
Onion outperforms
New York Times
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Check out this perfect baby
A spotted fawn crossing the road on a sunny day. Her ears are back and she is standing in a strong pose. Her shadow is visible in front of her. There are trees and grass on the background
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My favorite time of year
Small bird nest containing 3 brown speckled blue eggs. Mama bird sitting on a nest that’s hidden in blackberry bramble
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
People asking the hard questions
Hand drawn sign that says: What were you Curious about?
Two answers are written: 

Are all clowns Covetous?

why?
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My sister taught me how to knit. My first project: a very long scarf.
A knitted scarf that transitions from light blue to dark blue to purple. There is a purple ball of yarn with knitting needles sticking out of it on top of the scarf.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thinking about laser fish again….
A pencil drawing of a cute, chubby fish. She has lines coming out of her eyes that are labeled “red lasers.”
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I talked to my representative’s staff about impeachment in March, and got told it’s not in the cards. Thinking about that conversation again.
When talking to Representative Jayapal's staff in March, I said impeachment is necessary. I said there are times when law breaks down and people resort to political violence, which can have a variety of outcomes, many of which are not good. I said impeachment is the legal way to remove a president, and if the republic is to survive, we must remove the president via the mechanisms we have in the Constitution.
After Trump made his "a civilization will die tonight" post, Coldforce reposted a lot of people calling for impeachment.
No articles of impeachment were introduced. 17 days later, Coldforce entered the White House Correspondents' dinner with the goal of assassinating the president and cabinet members.
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My bestie sent me this picture of her neighbor’s kitten, who is 1000 years old and has stolen many souls to maintain that elfin form
The face of angry kitten. The kitten is backlit. Their face looks kinda like Yoda. They have a look in their eyes that’s old and wise and a little mischievous
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